Monday, May 9, 2011
The NBA… It’s Creeepppptastic!
National Basketball Association “superfan” James Goldstein demonstrates the real point of professional sports.
Rich, creepy ass oldbags oggling cheerleaders while sweaty men run in the background.
Or, as Marx once termed it, The Douchetarian Aristocracy and the Exploitation of the Boobie Hottie.
Look in her eyes. Her empty eyes.
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Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
Thank you, DB1. For getting to the heart of the sport. Dude may as well have a pot belly and a toga.
And agreed with DarkSock.
She loves him for his soul. The nine-figure bank account is just a happy coincidence.
In the world of professional sports, his nine-figure bank account IS his soul.
The NBA is also Craaaaaptastic. Worst sport ever. Bad citizens playing a playground game sans-fundamentals in front of low intellect lemmings that believe the officiating is competent and the action is spontaneous. It’s professional wrestling with big goons chasing a sphere . Horrible.
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And by chasing a sphere I mean tittie fucking this cadaver-like blonde in this photo and then sending her out for donuts. Powdery sugary ones
I thought Phil Spector was in prison.
On a related note, Vera Jimenez
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I wonder if the hat and coat are made out of skin he shed himself or if they used other reptiles.
^@ Dark Sock
Cocaine combined with Viagra/Cialis makes this kind of relationship possible.
As an avowed not-a-fan of the NBA I do not have the right to call my Laker fan buddies here in town and gloat or rub in the embarrasing self-distruction of the 2011 Laker playoff run as it desolved into frustrated , unwarranted cheap shots against an apparent far superior foe.
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I live by the code, Son
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But anyway, can anyone explain WTF happened to them? The Ron Artest Curse? Kobe Bryant finally getting much deserved Karma ? Inside I love it but that’s as far as it goes.
Her eyes say, “Get this creeper off of me.” But her wallet says “Show me the money! All I have to do is touch gross dudes and I can haz Cheezburger (to look at, not to eat.)!”
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As for exploiting hott chicks for cash money, I’m all for it. As long as I get a cut. That’s why I’m my own pimp. Which reminds me, I’m gonna have to cut a bitch because I lost gramma’s birthday check.
the Dude nailed it…this is Phil Specter’s cousin
her eyes say, “the jumping jax I’l have to do on this corpse later is gross, but, he’s making my Lexus payments”
The Crypt Keeper can sure pull some Hott…
ARGH! the zombie apocalypse is upon us!!!!
Ahhh. The never-ending joy of side-boob.
I would bet my life that she speaks with a russian accent.
@Darksock
due to that glorious sideboob (and the fact that my brain cells which had been marinating in whiskey all weekend are screaming for more now that they’re dried up) it took me about 3 full minutes to even realize she had eyes.
This entire thread FTW.
The heartbreaking thing is that a fair young doe like that should be so happy. Lanky, beautiful, she should be rosy in the cheeks and in the arms of the cute boy who works at the hardware store and played football in high school. Instead, she’s in a vortex of heroin, laxatives and self-loathing, selling herself off for the weekend in order to secure another month’s rent. Awful. By the time she’s my age, she’ll have holes in her aorta, HPV and be totally alone, save for the creepy landlord she blows to pay the rent. Run, little deer, run! It’s not too late! A month at Mme. Medusa’s finishing school for wayward hotts will set you straight. But first, more of that glorious sideboob.
….from a wiki article on SG, see quote below;
His most recent investment in the house is an installation by light artist James Turrell in a concrete structure below the main residence, known as “Skyspace” or “Sky Box”, which was described by the London Telegraph as “a high-tech lair fit for a Bond villain.”[2]
Lair, that about sums it up….yek!
her eyes say, “Yeah, I know he’s a troll, but he’s packin’ 100g of coke, and if I sit on his face, I don’t have to look at it.”
I admit my first thought was of Phil Spector. I gotta get out more. She is, without doubt, a total hott. Bonus points for detached look and sideboob.
“Smeagol has his precious. Smeagol will not let his precious go. No no. Precious will stay with Smeagol forever. Yes. Smeagol will continue the diet of white powders and Ex-Lax that keeps precious in the small room. Fucck that gold ring, precious is MUCH better.”
This guy looks like what I imagine all banking & oil executives look like.
She looks like their typical escort, errr…executive assistant.
This is so like, exactly what Daddy said would happen if I took up competitive yodelling.
That chick is hot.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1396&bih=919&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=%27Amalie+Wichmann%27&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=
Backyard troll on my lawn came to life.
What did sideboob do to deserve such a troll monster? If she gets any closer to ‘im we’ll be hearing a rendition of “Monster Mash.”
First and foremost, Side boob reveal is a glorious thing and hers is like a ray of sunshine after overalls days of cold spring rain.
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Her look says so much and by so much I mean “If this what I got to do (literally & figuratively) to keep the condo w/pool, weekly allowance, etc; then so be it. Shame, morals dignity and self esteem are overrated”
leatherface can still pull the hott
that chick may be a bloodsucker, but even she knows that oldbag’s blood is inedible.
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so she just opts for the cocaine.
The judge is qualified and the action is spontaneous. This is a great wrestling goons chase the ball.
He’s scary,,,She probably came here as a Croatian nanny.
NBA = most overrated sport of all time.
I used to love Tales From the Crypt. Cryptkeeper is a nadda in my book.
She’s giving me The Eye.
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No, not that one. The one that says For the love of Pete, someone rescue me. Or shoot me in the head. Twice.
NBA = nothin but assholes
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