Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Clifford The Big Red ‘Bag
It’s sort of like Jonas Salk returning from a long vacation to discover there’s Polio on his toilet seat.
Mini Jean Shorts for the societal loss.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Those are spem-killer shorts. Nina’s got her fingers crossed hoping she doen’t have to bed him. While Maria is looking out across the beach for a not so douchey dude.
Ordinarily with shorts that tight I’d be able to tell what religion this turd practices. But the steroids prevent me from doing so in this case.
I thought denim jeans died in the 80’s…
He’s so seventies he can’t get aids.
He’s so seventies Star Wars hasn’t been released yet.
He’s so seventies his car is 25 feet long.
He’s so seventies Farrah’s rectal polyps haven’t thought of becoming malignant.
He’s so seventies he knows what Joan Rivers labia looked like before they were sewed to he face.
the rest of him is so Ferrignoed, you almost miss that fact that he’s got a Chintankhamun like an Egyptian pharaoh.
Its like I’m looking at the picture’s reflection in a fun house mirror.
He’s so seventies he can’t get an erection unless it’s a Don King sized merkin bush
He’s so seventies all his porno’s on 8-track
He’s so seventies his cell phone has a rotary dialer
He’s so seventies he’s writing in “Walter Mondale” for the 2012 election.
He’s so seventies he says “Up ya nose widda rubba hose” without irony.
W.T. F.?
Douche looks like he’s suffering from lobster rectal impaction. The face gives it away. His buddy Larry bet him while they were having dinner oddly enough at Red Lobster that he couldn’t fit every single lobster at the buffet up his ass and hold them there for the rest of the night. Clifford here took the bet in hopes that Larry will pay off the cost of the necessary surgery and the sweet El Camino he has in his driveway that’s up on blocks right now.
He’s so seventies that it was this picture that was pulled from Elvis’ hands as he slid off the toilet dying.
He’s so 70’s he has Mags on his Chevelle.
– Wait, sorry that would make him cool.
Great douchey expression on this ass clown.
Nice jorts, jerk.
I’ve never seen coke bottle sunglasses, until now. Top it off with an Olivia Newton John sweatband and some short jorts and you’ve got yourself a goddamn douche.
What force of nature is holding that zipper together? Ron Burgundy has seen better days.
He’s so 70’s he thinks John Travolta is straight.
He’s so 70’s he’s got triple-knit, double-bottomed, poly-quad, pastel suits he hasn’t even worn yet.
Hey….
I got married in one of those….once.
He’s so 70’s, he thinks cocaine and Mary Jane will one day be legalized. Son.
Nice look. No, really. You look great.
He’s so 70’s, he masturbates to Ivory Snow boxes.
That’s the gayest douchbag I’ve ever seen. And yes, there IS something wrong with that.
The expression is really this douche’s downfall, coupled with the trendy children’s sunglasses. I don’t really have a problem with the too-short shorts. I do however, have a problem with the fact that Nina there on the left isn’t sitting on my face. I forgive her for the apparent bleethy hand gesture.
Last time I saw an expression like that it was after a 12 hour bar crawl and someone decided it would be a good idea to eat the last microwave 7-11 burrito from a broken refrigerated case.
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Actually, he looks a lot like what appeared shortly after.
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Susie on the left looks like she would tease you all night only to go home with Maya on the right.
He’s so 70’s his pubic hair is parted down the middle and feathered
That’s Shasta LeRoxx, best known for his memorable performance as Man Milking Oompa #2 in the 1971 epic, Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Fudgepackery.
Wasn’t this guy in that Bud Light skinny jeans commercial? I’m getting mixed messages here.
I don’t know what makes me more uncomfortable, the tiny wiener stuffed into an even tinier casing, or green-dress Greta, whose left boob is smashed so flat it looks like a mammogram.
What the fuck, plum-smuggler? I’m gonna punch you in the Almond Joy and then slap your sunburn when you’re laying on the ground. Taintblaster.
This is what I imagine he sounds like:
Sorry, you’re just gay.. Shorts that tight and that short scream gay..
He’s so 70’s that he’s still rocking Foghat on 8 track tapes. Fool for the city indeed
He looks like Napoleon Dynamite on roids sporting a fresh haircut
Girl on his right is crossing her fingers in the hopes that she gets her jean short back from Cliff
She’s not going to want those jean shorts back after he’s done with them. They’re gonna smell like ass and sweaty ball sack. Her nose is already wrinkling up.
This picture got me thinking about the ABA for some reason:
http://www.remembertheaba.com/onlyintheabamaterial/FreewheelingFashion1.html
He’s gonna get a tattoo of a unicorn screwing a dolphin soon,with a rainbow coming out of it’s ass.
There’s some serious irono-baggery going on here. I’d call notta if he wasn’t such a huge fucking DOUCHE!
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I wasted a whole 15 seconds of my life searching for a bulging sign of masculinity in those daisy dukes of his, with nothing to show for it other than a toilet bowl full of partially digested minestrone and midnight panic attacks for the next few days. Fuck you buddy!
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Nice camel toe by the way. Looks like someone could park a Ford LTD in there.
Like Darksock said, denim died in the 80s. This douche was frozen in time. Encino Scrote.
He has to be a blow-up doll, no normal person looks like this caricature.