Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Clifford The Big Red ‘Bag

It’s sort of like Jonas Salk returning from a long vacation to discover there’s Polio on his toilet seat.

Mini Jean Shorts for the societal loss.

# posted by douchebag1
7:02 am June, 1 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Those are spem-killer shorts. Nina’s got her fingers crossed hoping she doen’t have to bed him. While Maria is looking out across the beach for a not so douchey dude.

7:03 am June, 1 Anonymous said...

Ordinarily with shorts that tight I’d be able to tell what religion this turd practices. But the steroids prevent me from doing so in this case.

7:15 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

I thought denim jeans died in the 80’s…

7:41 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so seventies he can’t get aids.

7:42 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so seventies Star Wars hasn’t been released yet.

7:42 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so seventies his car is 25 feet long.

7:44 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so seventies Farrah’s rectal polyps haven’t thought of becoming malignant.

7:45 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so seventies he knows what Joan Rivers labia looked like before they were sewed to he face.

7:48 am June, 1 jonezy said...

the rest of him is so Ferrignoed, you almost miss that fact that he’s got a Chintankhamun like an Egyptian pharaoh.

7:51 am June, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Its like I’m looking at the picture’s reflection in a fun house mirror.

7:53 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s so seventies he can’t get an erection unless it’s a Don King sized merkin bush

7:54 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s so seventies all his porno’s on 8-track

7:54 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s so seventies his cell phone has a rotary dialer

7:55 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s so seventies he’s writing in “Walter Mondale” for the 2012 election.

7:56 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

He’s so seventies he says “Up ya nose widda rubba hose” without irony.

8:18 am June, 1 Douchble Helix said...

W.T. F.?

8:23 am June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche looks like he’s suffering from lobster rectal impaction. The face gives it away. His buddy Larry bet him while they were having dinner oddly enough at Red Lobster that he couldn’t fit every single lobster at the buffet up his ass and hold them there for the rest of the night. Clifford here took the bet in hopes that Larry will pay off the cost of the necessary surgery and the sweet El Camino he has in his driveway that’s up on blocks right now.

8:25 am June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s so seventies that it was this picture that was pulled from Elvis’ hands as he slid off the toilet dying.

8:30 am June, 1 Collaz B. Popped said...

He’s so 70’s he has Mags on his Chevelle.

– Wait, sorry that would make him cool.

Great douchey expression on this ass clown.

8:33 am June, 1 Ted Brogan said...

Nice jorts, jerk.

8:42 am June, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’ve never seen coke bottle sunglasses, until now. Top it off with an Olivia Newton John sweatband and some short jorts and you’ve got yourself a goddamn douche.

9:07 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What force of nature is holding that zipper together? Ron Burgundy has seen better days.

9:24 am June, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He’s so 70’s he thinks John Travolta is straight.

9:26 am June, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He’s so 70’s he’s got triple-knit, double-bottomed, poly-quad, pastel suits he hasn’t even worn yet.

Hey….

I got married in one of those….once.

9:29 am June, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He’s so 70’s, he thinks cocaine and Mary Jane will one day be legalized. Son.

9:29 am June, 1 Wedgie said...

Nice look. No, really. You look great.

9:30 am June, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He’s so 70’s, he masturbates to Ivory Snow boxes.

9:36 am June, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s the gayest douchbag I’ve ever seen. And yes, there IS something wrong with that.

9:41 am June, 1 soy bomb said...

The expression is really this douche’s downfall, coupled with the trendy children’s sunglasses. I don’t really have a problem with the too-short shorts. I do however, have a problem with the fact that Nina there on the left isn’t sitting on my face. I forgive her for the apparent bleethy hand gesture.

9:54 am June, 1 Fatness said...

Last time I saw an expression like that it was after a 12 hour bar crawl and someone decided it would be a good idea to eat the last microwave 7-11 burrito from a broken refrigerated case.
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Actually, he looks a lot like what appeared shortly after.
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Susie on the left looks like she would tease you all night only to go home with Maya on the right.

11:52 am June, 1 idfma said...

He’s so 70’s his pubic hair is parted down the middle and feathered

12:22 pm June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s Shasta LeRoxx, best known for his memorable performance as Man Milking Oompa #2 in the 1971 epic, Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Fudgepackery.

12:30 pm June, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Wasn’t this guy in that Bud Light skinny jeans commercial? I’m getting mixed messages here.

1:41 pm June, 1 ehcuodouche said...

I don’t know what makes me more uncomfortable, the tiny wiener stuffed into an even tinier casing, or green-dress Greta, whose left boob is smashed so flat it looks like a mammogram.

2:43 pm June, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

What the fuck, plum-smuggler? I’m gonna punch you in the Almond Joy and then slap your sunburn when you’re laying on the ground. Taintblaster.

3:04 pm June, 1 Troy Tempest said...

This is what I imagine he sounds like:

3:51 pm June, 1 Scrote_Scratcher said...

Sorry, you’re just gay.. Shorts that tight and that short scream gay..

3:52 pm June, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

He’s so 70’s that he’s still rocking Foghat on 8 track tapes. Fool for the city indeed

3:55 pm June, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

He looks like Napoleon Dynamite on roids sporting a fresh haircut

4:02 pm June, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Girl on his right is crossing her fingers in the hopes that she gets her jean short back from Cliff

9:25 pm June, 1 ehcuodouche said...

She’s not going to want those jean shorts back after he’s done with them. They’re gonna smell like ass and sweaty ball sack. Her nose is already wrinkling up.

9:31 pm June, 1 ehcuodouche said...

This picture got me thinking about the ABA for some reason:
http://www.remembertheaba.com/onlyintheabamaterial/FreewheelingFashion1.html

9:59 pm June, 1 Stephanie said...

He’s gonna get a tattoo of a unicorn screwing a dolphin soon,with a rainbow coming out of it’s ass.

1:08 am June, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There’s some serious irono-baggery going on here. I’d call notta if he wasn’t such a huge fucking DOUCHE!
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I wasted a whole 15 seconds of my life searching for a bulging sign of masculinity in those daisy dukes of his, with nothing to show for it other than a toilet bowl full of partially digested minestrone and midnight panic attacks for the next few days. Fuck you buddy!
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Nice camel toe by the way. Looks like someone could park a Ford LTD in there.

9:08 am June, 2 Douchetorious B.A.G. said...

Like Darksock said, denim died in the 80s. This douche was frozen in time. Encino Scrote.

7:30 pm June, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He has to be a blow-up doll, no normal person looks like this caricature.

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