Thursday, June 2, 2011
Emperor Hairoheato At The Prom
Yesterday’s Emperor Hairoheato has decided to take Stephanie to the prom. On the fourth moon of Yavin, apparently.
I can’t tell if the fact that Hairoheato’s douche-hair was dyed to match the color of his prom tie is either so ludicrous it’s genius, or too stupid even for a punch fail. By which I mean I punch myself in the face, since someone has to be punched for douche hair.
Stephanie smells like exotic flowers on mint julep night. She will send many Freshman boys into confusion and alcoholic depression at Sarah Lawrence next year.
I would love to go bobbing for fish tacos…
Yeah, let’s pose by this deserted highway guard rail…wtf? Where is a runaway truck when you need one?
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Stephenie needs to have her picture taken by a hidden camera in her bedroom, like every classy lady deserves.
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Maybe not sexy enough to be in the HOH, but hands down the cutest hott so far this year.
Remember Xenu? He’s in The Hall Of Scrote. Same ‘do.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/01/xenu-says-happy-jumpsuit-new-year/
I don’t know about this guy, his haircut is ridiculous but other then that he doesn’t incite annoyance and the accompanying mock.
Aw come on guys….
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. Am I the only bag-hunter who sees Hairoheato for the sweet-natured, fun loving, green-haired innocent that he is?
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He’s even holding her in a respectful way, disguising no doubt, his inner desire to launch his torpedo bomber between her small-but-sexy, tiny purple-pink mountains of aureole majesty….or dry hump that right thigh for all it’s worth.
I gotta say notta….again!
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Nice view of the Walmart/exurb shopping plaza in background that was once verdant wilderness. Now that sums up what a prom photo is all about.
I’d Kamikazee into that Ravine behind them just for a chance to sniff the finger of her grandmother than pinned her corsage next to those taught Empires of the Sun on Stephanie.
Anyone want to wager against him smelling of Axe during this picture?
I didn’t know they had a Prom on the island where Lost was filmed.
Too much Olestra
For lunch earlier; his ass
Looks like a Jap flag.
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^I’m not quitting until I kick start an olestra haiku run(s)
This idiot is annoying me in a way only 4 Prong used to. Must be because I can’t quite determine if he’s into the ladies or if he’s her gay bestie. He’s got stupid hair either way. And man those prom backdrops are getting super realistic. I just had a fake ass marble pillar and a spray painted moon.
Low-Cal De-Caf herb.
Has just the right surfactant.
Tea Party lays some tracks.
I’ll see your Jewel and Kara and raise you one of these Mr. Bruinspants. That was one hot bitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVN9SLr6jcE
She has very athletic thighs.
I would guess that Hairoheato could land Stephanie even without the stupid hair. Which means that he’s doing it just because he really likes the way it looks. Which means that more than likely Stephanie is r*tarded. Which is sad.
dedicated to the man who peed in liberty vallance’s horse
dessicated lady
flower,olestra takei
smells like oleander
the white line represents the spot where her daddy followed his hardly ableson over the rails. college represents her chance to follow in his footsteps, tonight she looks like she could be going bowling, she gives about as much of a fuck about prom, as hairoheato gives about fucking her.
She’s truly Hall of Hott material.
Smokin’ hott.
And his hair’s so pudwack it makes the hairs on my arms stand on end.
Olean chips at prom;
He invades them like China…
Socks fill with brown muck.
Okay, this dude has got to have something we don’t know about:
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Money
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Charm
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Something, because she is fucking amazing. With emphasis on the fucking.
Olestra crowns him
Emperor Hairoheato:
Brown halo o’ stench
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Poo flies attend him
Like fussy handmaidens – HARK!
His mud horn heralds!
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Sputtering chorus
Honks forth from his slacks!
Glory to Olean!
where the fluck is the pear????
we’re starvin’ here boss!
Olestra fuel rods
Meltdown within his colon;
Pooclear crisis
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Too soon?
Creature: deny urge.
Picture succulent ass pear
Spewing brown Olean!
Tired of feeling great?
Take “The Olestra Challenge”
Now you hate your life
I wondered if his carpet matched his drapes?
^Stephanie FTW.
Ewww. You two are so gross!!
His forehead matches his tie. Now that, my friends, is what I call style.
Jeez, and yesterday I thought they were just posing for a pic,,,now I know they are dating.
Maybe she is fucking retarded.
Damn sexy, but fucking retarded – all sensibility confounded by the power of Douche.
Just HAD to revert back to Ass Pear La Plante…….unreal pear,,,,insane design lines.
MORE POO POO HAIKU DARK SOCK!!
What happened to his forehead?
I call photoshop.
Whatzit?
A young, asian Donald Trump?