Thursday, June 2, 2011

Emperor Hairoheato At The Prom

Yesterday’s Emperor Hairoheato has decided to take Stephanie to the prom. On the fourth moon of Yavin, apparently.

I can’t tell if the fact that Hairoheato’s douche-hair was dyed to match the color of his prom tie is either so ludicrous it’s genius, or too stupid even for a punch fail. By which I mean I punch myself in the face, since someone has to be punched for douche hair.

Stephanie smells like exotic flowers on mint julep night. She will send many Freshman boys into confusion and alcoholic depression at Sarah Lawrence next year.

# posted by douchebag1
2:16 pm June, 2 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I would love to go bobbing for fish tacos…

2:24 pm June, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Yeah, let’s pose by this deserted highway guard rail…wtf? Where is a runaway truck when you need one?
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Stephenie needs to have her picture taken by a hidden camera in her bedroom, like every classy lady deserves.
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Maybe not sexy enough to be in the HOH, but hands down the cutest hott so far this year.

2:37 pm June, 2 Anonymous said...

Remember Xenu? He’s in The Hall Of Scrote. Same ‘do.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/01/xenu-says-happy-jumpsuit-new-year/

2:42 pm June, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know about this guy, his haircut is ridiculous but other then that he doesn’t incite annoyance and the accompanying mock.

2:42 pm June, 2 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Aw come on guys….
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. Am I the only bag-hunter who sees Hairoheato for the sweet-natured, fun loving, green-haired innocent that he is?
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He’s even holding her in a respectful way, disguising no doubt, his inner desire to launch his torpedo bomber between her small-but-sexy, tiny purple-pink mountains of aureole majesty….or dry hump that right thigh for all it’s worth.

I gotta say notta….again!

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2:47 pm June, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice view of the Walmart/exurb shopping plaza in background that was once verdant wilderness. Now that sums up what a prom photo is all about.

2:56 pm June, 2 jonezy said...

I’d Kamikazee into that Ravine behind them just for a chance to sniff the finger of her grandmother than pinned her corsage next to those taught Empires of the Sun on Stephanie.

2:58 pm June, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Anyone want to wager against him smelling of Axe during this picture?

3:20 pm June, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I didn’t know they had a Prom on the island where Lost was filmed.

3:29 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

Too much Olestra
For lunch earlier; his ass
Looks like a Jap flag.
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^I’m not quitting until I kick start an olestra haiku run(s)

4:14 pm June, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

This idiot is annoying me in a way only 4 Prong used to. Must be because I can’t quite determine if he’s into the ladies or if he’s her gay bestie. He’s got stupid hair either way. And man those prom backdrops are getting super realistic. I just had a fake ass marble pillar and a spray painted moon.

4:29 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Low-Cal De-Caf herb.
Has just the right surfactant.
Tea Party lays some tracks.

4:45 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ll see your Jewel and Kara and raise you one of these Mr. Bruinspants. That was one hot bitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVN9SLr6jcE

4:47 pm June, 2 Southern Scrotic said...

She has very athletic thighs.

4:53 pm June, 2 soy bomb said...

I would guess that Hairoheato could land Stephanie even without the stupid hair. Which means that he’s doing it just because he really likes the way it looks. Which means that more than likely Stephanie is r*tarded. Which is sad.

dedicated to the man who peed in liberty vallance’s horse

dessicated lady
flower,olestra takei
smells like oleander

the white line represents the spot where her daddy followed his hardly ableson over the rails. college represents her chance to follow in his footsteps, tonight she looks like she could be going bowling, she gives about as much of a fuck about prom, as hairoheato gives about fucking her.

7:47 pm June, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s truly Hall of Hott material.
Smokin’ hott.
And his hair’s so pudwack it makes the hairs on my arms stand on end.

8:08 pm June, 2 Darksock said...

Olean chips at prom;
He invades them like China…
Socks fill with brown muck.

8:14 pm June, 2 idfma said...

Okay, this dude has got to have something we don’t know about:
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Money
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Charm
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Something, because she is fucking amazing. With emphasis on the fucking.

8:17 pm June, 2 Darksock said...

Olestra crowns him
Emperor Hairoheato:
Brown halo o’ stench
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Poo flies attend him
Like fussy handmaidens – HARK!
His mud horn heralds!
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Sputtering chorus
Honks forth from his slacks!
Glory to Olean!

8:25 pm June, 2 creature said...

where the fluck is the pear????
we’re starvin’ here boss!

8:25 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

Olestra fuel rods
Meltdown within his colon;
Pooclear crisis
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Too soon?

8:29 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

Creature: deny urge.
Picture succulent ass pear
Spewing brown Olean!

9:05 pm June, 2 soy bomb said...

Tired of feeling great?
Take “The Olestra Challenge”
Now you hate your life

9:20 pm June, 2 Stephanie said...

I wondered if his carpet matched his drapes?

9:39 pm June, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Stephanie FTW.

10:37 pm June, 2 Anonymous said...

Ewww. You two are so gross!!

10:44 pm June, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His forehead matches his tie. Now that, my friends, is what I call style.

2:34 am June, 3 Collaz B. Popped said...

Jeez, and yesterday I thought they were just posing for a pic,,,now I know they are dating.

Maybe she is fucking retarded.

Damn sexy, but fucking retarded – all sensibility confounded by the power of Douche.

2:38 am June, 3 Collaz B. Popped said...

Just HAD to revert back to Ass Pear La Plante…….unreal pear,,,,insane design lines.

6:46 am June, 3 Anonymous said...

MORE POO POO HAIKU DARK SOCK!!

8:50 am June, 3 Douchie Arnaz said...

What happened to his forehead?

8:54 am June, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

I call photoshop.

6:50 pm June, 3 Pliny said...

Whatzit?

A young, asian Donald Trump?

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