Friday, June 10, 2011
Friday Haiku
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Mom and Jackson 5
Get busy in prom Limo;
Finger Lickin’ Good
Slumdog Hundredaire
Picks his nose new school style
Milf mom looks to escape
– Et Tu Douche
Mmm licking fingers
Taste like curry and shitwipe
Trunk ride on way back
– Vin Douchal
Osmond family
has its reunion ruined
by Jermaine Jackson
– Medusa Oblongata
Last ditch attempt to
Kick out the gay involves forced
Orgy with white chicks.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Devry Institute
prom van. Earn degree in stink
finger in 3 weeks.
– Cool Hand Douche
Hold on a second.
If the driver is back here,
Then who is drive- AAAAAUUUUUGGHHH!
– Jacques Doucheteau
Top Boy Sandeep Singh
Tries to change image. Mowgli
Knows how to party.
How many licks does it
Take to get to the center
Of samosa. Three.
Hadji finally
Out of family prison
Runs with the curry.
Assimilate. What?
In my culture we wipe ass
With three fingers.Son
Four senior hotts
One shit stain. Prom is ruined for
Attending. Carrie!
Slumdog Hundredaire
Picks his nose new school style
Milf mom looks to escape
Still milking cheap fame.
Sanjaya rents himself out
As prom party Stooge.
Front girls’ crazy eyes
Show munchy cravings. Tonight
East Indian Poo.
Prom van photo op fail
Get me out of here now!!!
Panties will be soiled
Pic does not live up
To this site’s stated mission
No hot chicks in sight
One head stuck to roof
Two more heads stuck together
Lezbro is licky
Mmm licking fingers
Taste like curry and shitwipe
Trunk ride on way back
Glam rocker shocker,
wannabee playa,
thinks he’ll score two,
but instead will be oh-fer,
History Will Not Be Made.
Three times three is nine
Simple math does not work well
Just show us a nine
Barely Legal Hott’s
Clueless to backseat hijinxs
Shame & loathing ensue
Coeds, low on cash
Allow Jairaj to pay for van
Woozy from incense
Chamanlal’s father
Pays the tab for intern’s lunch
Now we make dentures
Haji sit in back
And fist pump knuckle children
into back of seat.
Sanjeep shows the way
One in pink, one in stink and
Thumb up my own ass
Abdul dreams of hotts
but instead gets teeth kicked in
by mom of not hott
Sippin Darjeeling,
backseat of Limousine
playa gets no play.
What type of limo?
Kim on the right looks ready
To give a hummer
Prom Tarts do not know
MILF pleasured by Haj
Smell my fingers he boasts
Pam and Jennifer,
Hitch a ride on the short bus.
Next time they should walk.
Smells like teen spirit?
Finger scent closer to poo,
Prom theme: hide yo kids…
Osmond family
has its reunion ruined
by Jermaine Jackson
Rollin down the street,
tinted windows, mackin on
Gill and Jews – laid back.
We spent days and days
practicing Facebook poses
then he wrecks the shot!
Gay therapy not
Working for Hardeep. Oral
Fixation remains.
Last ditch attempt to
Kick out the gay involves forced
Orgy with whoite chicks.
Rajiv Herpeesh shows
siamese twins a good time
in high end rickshaw
Devry Institute
prom van. Earn degree in stink
finger in 3 weeks.
Jessica Black and
Friend sit in the front seat while
Raj chooses the back
Where’s The Jackson 5?
Sundeep is a broad, for Christ’s sake
Rather pee in horse
Janet and Stacey
Janet and Stacey
Want to piss off Daddy but
won’t fully commit.
‘Idol’ got him far
This van will bring him farther
Sanjaya douchebag.
Limo is crowded
Ms Green, Ms Brown, second thoughts.
Driver likes to watch.
Sunglasses? ‘Fraid not.
Latest spy gear designed to
infiltrate douche clubs.
“We will eat him first”
thought the survivors of the
Vegas tourbus crash.
It is not often
the moment girls turn lesbo
is captured on film.
Beep beep. We’re sorry.
The number you have dialed is
Out of service, dur.
Vaguely asian hotts
cuddle in fear and pray the
lion sleeps tonight.
Mackin in the front
hanging on a Friday night
douchin in the back
Bus full of kiddies
What’s with all the bad haircuts?
Only MILF is cute
turquoise may be the
color that signifies the
near douche-acalypse
Ranesh celebrates
Amy’s taste buds are tickled
By his tasty ghee.
Wristful of bracelets
like trinkets from past lovers
Those come off, ya know.
not so hotts hanging
in the front, douche in the back
it’s Friday, Friday
headed to a rave
showing up in styled limo
yeah, i got nothing
Hello? I’m calling
On behalf all that is
Righteous and good. (click)
He’s not Indian.
Just brown because the cosmos
Took a crap on him.
Hold on a second.
If the driver is back here,
Then who is drive- AAAAAUUUUUGGHHH!
I saved it for now
a taste of my favorite cheese
it came fromunda