Friday, June 10, 2011

Friday Haiku

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Mom and Jackson 5
Get busy in prom Limo;
Finger Lickin’ Good

Slumdog Hundredaire
Picks his nose new school style
Milf mom looks to escape

– Et Tu Douche


Mmm licking fingers
Taste like curry and shitwipe
Trunk ride on way back

– Vin Douchal

Osmond family
has its reunion ruined
by Jermaine Jackson

– Medusa Oblongata

Last ditch attempt to
Kick out the gay involves forced
Orgy with white chicks.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Devry Institute
prom van. Earn degree in stink
finger in 3 weeks.

– Cool Hand Douche

Hold on a second.
If the driver is back here,
Then who is drive- AAAAAUUUUUGGHHH!

– Jacques Doucheteau

# posted by douchebag1
6:57 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Top Boy Sandeep Singh
Tries to change image. Mowgli
Knows how to party.

6:59 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How many licks does it
Take to get to the center
Of samosa. Three.

7:00 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hadji finally
Out of family prison
Runs with the curry.

7:00 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Assimilate. What?
In my culture we wipe ass
With three fingers.Son

7:03 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Four senior hotts
One shit stain. Prom is ruined for
Attending. Carrie!

7:03 am June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slumdog Hundredaire
Picks his nose new school style
Milf mom looks to escape

7:04 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Still milking cheap fame.
Sanjaya rents himself out
As prom party Stooge.

7:08 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Front girls’ crazy eyes
Show munchy cravings. Tonight
East Indian Poo.

7:08 am June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Prom van photo op fail
Get me out of here now!!!
Panties will be soiled

7:11 am June, 10 Wedgie said...

Pic does not live up
To this site’s stated mission
No hot chicks in sight

7:13 am June, 10 saulgoode42 said...

One head stuck to roof
Two more heads stuck together
Lezbro is licky

7:13 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Mmm licking fingers
Taste like curry and shitwipe
Trunk ride on way back

7:13 am June, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Glam rocker shocker,
wannabee playa,
thinks he’ll score two,
but instead will be oh-fer,
History Will Not Be Made.

7:14 am June, 10 Wedgie said...

Three times three is nine
Simple math does not work well
Just show us a nine

7:16 am June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Barely Legal Hott’s
Clueless to backseat hijinxs
Shame & loathing ensue

7:17 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Coeds, low on cash
Allow Jairaj to pay for van
Woozy from incense

7:20 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Chamanlal’s father
Pays the tab for intern’s lunch
Now we make dentures

7:20 am June, 10 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Haji sit in back
And fist pump knuckle children
into back of seat.

7:22 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Sanjeep shows the way
One in pink, one in stink and
Thumb up my own ass

7:25 am June, 10 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Abdul dreams of hotts
but instead gets teeth kicked in
by mom of not hott

7:27 am June, 10 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Sippin Darjeeling,
backseat of Limousine
playa gets no play.

7:28 am June, 10 saulgoode42 said...

What type of limo?
Kim on the right looks ready
To give a hummer

7:32 am June, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Prom Tarts do not know
MILF pleasured by Haj
Smell my fingers he boasts

7:41 am June, 10 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Pam and Jennifer,
Hitch a ride on the short bus.
Next time they should walk.

7:45 am June, 10 Condouchious said...

Smells like teen spirit?
Finger scent closer to poo,
Prom theme: hide yo kids…

7:47 am June, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Osmond family
has its reunion ruined
by Jermaine Jackson

7:49 am June, 10 Colossus of Choads said...

Rollin down the street,
tinted windows, mackin on
Gill and Jews – laid back.

7:50 am June, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

We spent days and days
practicing Facebook poses
then he wrecks the shot!

7:50 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gay therapy not
Working for Hardeep. Oral
Fixation remains.

7:51 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last ditch attempt to
Kick out the gay involves forced
Orgy with whoite chicks.

7:59 am June, 10 Cool Hand Douche said...

Rajiv Herpeesh shows
siamese twins a good time
in high end rickshaw

8:07 am June, 10 Cool Hand Douche said...

Devry Institute
prom van. Earn degree in stink
finger in 3 weeks.

8:14 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Jessica Black and
Friend sit in the front seat while
Raj chooses the back

8:22 am June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Where’s The Jackson 5?
Sundeep is a broad, for Christ’s sake
Rather pee in horse

8:28 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Janet and Stacey

8:30 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Janet and Stacey
Want to piss off Daddy but
won’t fully commit.

8:34 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

‘Idol’ got him far
This van will bring him farther
Sanjaya douchebag.

8:37 am June, 10 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Limo is crowded
Ms Green, Ms Brown, second thoughts.
Driver likes to watch.

8:38 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Sunglasses? ‘Fraid not.
Latest spy gear designed to
infiltrate douche clubs.

8:40 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

“We will eat him first”
thought the survivors of the
Vegas tourbus crash.

8:43 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

It is not often
the moment girls turn lesbo
is captured on film.

8:43 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Beep beep. We’re sorry.
The number you have dialed is
Out of service, dur.

8:47 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Vaguely asian hotts
cuddle in fear and pray the
lion sleeps tonight.

8:48 am June, 10 Master Pee said...

Mackin in the front
hanging on a Friday night
douchin in the back

8:50 am June, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bus full of kiddies
What’s with all the bad haircuts?
Only MILF is cute

8:50 am June, 10 Master Pee said...

turquoise may be the
color that signifies the
near douche-acalypse

8:50 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ranesh celebrates
Amy’s taste buds are tickled
By his tasty ghee.

8:51 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Wristful of bracelets
like trinkets from past lovers
Those come off, ya know.

8:52 am June, 10 Master Pee said...

not so hotts hanging
in the front, douche in the back
it’s Friday, Friday

8:53 am June, 10 Master Pee said...

headed to a rave
showing up in styled limo
yeah, i got nothing

8:56 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hello? I’m calling
On behalf all that is
Righteous and good. (click)

8:59 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s not Indian.
Just brown because the cosmos
Took a crap on him.

9:02 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hold on a second.
If the driver is back here,
Then who is drive- AAAAAUUUUUGGHHH!

9:52 am June, 10 creature said...

I saved it for now
a taste of my favorite cheese
it came fromunda

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