Friday, July 22, 2011
Friday Haiku
His pink dong-sling-bling:
So horrific, his asshole
Flees to beige hut’s wall
Doug’s feeling clever;
Stashed keys, phones & her tampons
Inside his foreskin!
Tube socks in g-string
don’t make up for your bird chest
and leathery skin
— idfma
Takes a lot of crew
Behind the scenes to film a
Bang Bus episode
— Vin Douchal
She likes it in thick.
He thinks she’s too loose. Fleshlight
In pants solves problem.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Tube socks in g-string
don’t make up for your bird chest
and leathery skin
she makes him wear her
pink g-string just so all know
her dick is bigger
Maharaji Choad,
flaunts golf club dress policy,
“no fuckwits allowed”.
She likes it in thick.
He thinks she’s too loose. Fleshlight
In pants solves problem.
Post sex hunger no
Problem here. Jared placed six
Inch Subway on cock.
Five, Five, Five Dollar
Foot Long. Jared needs reefer
Pants to keep lunch cold.
Speedo sporting twit
Finds lone babe at sausage fest
Then steals her tits beads
Tanya likes DP.
Jared keeps cock and dildo
On down low. He thinks.
This Friday Haiku
Once I finish vomiting
Will think of something
RV sales meeting
Motivational speakers
Top two porn fluffers
I’m going swimming
With rotten daughters. Back soon
To check the nonsense.
Takes a lot of crew
Behind the scenes to film a
Bang Bus episode
Doug’s little sister
Stopped by to re-fill dwindling
Astroglide supply
Pink Divining Rod,
Hungry Sex Prong – See it point
To Gary’s bunghole.
Dougie’s a playa
“Chicks dig my new fall line of
custom anal beads”.
Bold color choices
Do not make up for the fact
That you’re a gaybag
Sausage jockeys wait
Patiently to take a pic
With a cute tranny
Wonder Woman – Hark!
His Cod-Worm was designed to
Crush your camel-toe
Banana hammock
Gives pink dick flourescent glo
Droopy Tits approves
Gah! My eyes!
Brain bleach, stat!
Some things once seen,
Can never be unseen.
Burma Shave.
Hey that is DB Chuck Sheen’s ex-goddess Bree Olson
Holy Pink Scrotestash!
Ubiquitous Orange Cup!
Two Giant Boobies!
Fuck the damned Haiku.
If I had a ten inch dong,
I would own no pants!
Wearing half dozen
Necklaces can’t excuse the
Fluorescent crotch stain.
Pink modesty gourd
Sheila learns the culture of
Poopua New Guinea
Funny picture. That
Wonder Woman, what a gash.
Bang Bus. Har de har.
Which is the brightest?
Yellow tee or orange cup?
What you mean PINK Willis?
okay last line is six syllables but the contest is over.
Tight little body
Ewww.. WTF? WTF?
Plum smuggling douch
@Tom – It looks that way to me too.. I’d say Bree Olson..
Mere poetry cannot describe this.
Did you really need to buy a pink speedo?
Me thinks woman are looking and so are the men.
Stomach acid churns.
Golf ball in a sandwich bag.
It can’t be unseen.
Thats Bree Olsen guys. Pron star, goddess..
Amazing no one caught that on the first pass…but for Anonymous and Tom!
@Rev Chad must’ve had a tough night…and @Dark Sock too bleary eyed….
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Some of you (us?) were probably fixated on the Big Pink…
.That’s the only explanation I can think of.
Pink fluorescent paint
gets Chava’s message across
“I have a BIG cock!”
It’s Sunday now, screw the haiku.
If she had any sense of humour at all, she’d accidentally tickle him and step back to watch him try to hide his reaction — although there may be a delay while the Viagra slipped into his drink kicks in.
i need a chop saw.
not now. but RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
rebar talk is great.
I would like to suggest a new category for the douchies this year: best haiku or haiku image (or both). I would like to nominate Dark Sock’s entry:
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His pink dong-sling-bling:
So horrific, his asshole
Flees to beige hut’s wall
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I believe this is a candidate for best image ever–his asshole flees. hahahahahaha
I’ve seen day-glo pink
golf balls, may as well have day-
glo pink putter. Son.
Speak softly and car-
ry a big fluorescent pink
stick and orange cup.
“Pink is the navy
blue of India,” Vogue Mag’s
Ms Vreeland once said.
I didn’t know one
could get pink-eye staring at
pink banana sling.
.Yikes: The day-glo pink
hokey-pokey really IS
what it’s all about.
Guess his religion
Pink panties tell the story
Of the nip and snip
You do realize this whole website is useless and that both of the people in the picture are douche bags. Let me rephrase that so the uneducated folk can understand me. Everyone in the picture is a bunch of losers!
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