Friday, July 22, 2011

Friday Haiku

His pink dong-sling-bling:
So horrific, his asshole
Flees to beige hut’s wall

Doug’s feeling clever;
Stashed keys, phones & her tampons
Inside his foreskin!

Tube socks in g-string
don’t make up for your bird chest
and leathery skin

— idfma

Takes a lot of crew
Behind the scenes to film a
Bang Bus episode

— Vin Douchal



She likes it in thick.
He thinks she’s too loose. Fleshlight
In pants solves problem.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:57 am July, 22 idfma said...

Tube socks in g-string
don’t make up for your bird chest
and leathery skin

6:59 am July, 22 idfma said...

she makes him wear her
pink g-string just so all know
her dick is bigger

7:02 am July, 22 Colossus of Choads said...

Maharaji Choad,
flaunts golf club dress policy,
“no fuckwits allowed”.

7:05 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She likes it in thick.
He thinks she’s too loose. Fleshlight
In pants solves problem.

7:07 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Post sex hunger no
Problem here. Jared placed six
Inch Subway on cock.

7:09 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Five, Five, Five Dollar
Foot Long. Jared needs reefer
Pants to keep lunch cold.

7:10 am July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Speedo sporting twit
Finds lone babe at sausage fest
Then steals her tits beads

7:11 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tanya likes DP.
Jared keeps cock and dildo
On down low. He thinks.

7:13 am July, 22 ehcuodouche said...

This Friday Haiku
Once I finish vomiting
Will think of something

7:14 am July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

RV sales meeting
Motivational speakers
Top two porn fluffers

7:14 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m going swimming
With rotten daughters. Back soon
To check the nonsense.

7:15 am July, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Takes a lot of crew
Behind the scenes to film a
Bang Bus episode

7:19 am July, 22 Anonymous said...

Doug’s little sister
Stopped by to re-fill dwindling
Astroglide supply

7:21 am July, 22 DarkSock said...

Pink Divining Rod,
Hungry Sex Prong – See it point
To Gary’s bunghole.

7:23 am July, 22 Anonymous said...

Dougie’s a playa
“Chicks dig my new fall line of
custom anal beads”.

7:26 am July, 22 Anonymous said...

Bold color choices
Do not make up for the fact
That you’re a gaybag

7:28 am July, 22 Anonymous said...

Sausage jockeys wait
Patiently to take a pic
With a cute tranny

7:31 am July, 22 DarkSock said...

Wonder Woman – Hark!
His Cod-Worm was designed to
Crush your camel-toe
qwgtfe

7:33 am July, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Banana hammock
Gives pink dick flourescent glo
Droopy Tits approves

7:34 am July, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Gah! My eyes!
Brain bleach, stat!
Some things once seen,
Can never be unseen.
Burma Shave.

7:56 am July, 22 Tom said...

Hey that is DB Chuck Sheen’s ex-goddess Bree Olson

8:07 am July, 22 the douche is alright said...

Holy Pink Scrotestash!
Ubiquitous Orange Cup!
Two Giant Boobies!

8:22 am July, 22 Douchetastic Sam said...

Fuck the damned Haiku.
If I had a ten inch dong,
I would own no pants!

8:32 am July, 22 SauceOfTheDouche said...

Wearing half dozen
Necklaces can’t excuse the
Fluorescent crotch stain.

8:32 am July, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Pink modesty gourd
Sheila learns the culture of
Poopua New Guinea

9:02 am July, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Funny picture. That
Wonder Woman, what a gash.
Bang Bus. Har de har.

9:57 am July, 22 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Which is the brightest?
Yellow tee or orange cup?
What you mean PINK Willis?

9:58 am July, 22 Claude Douchenbagger said...

okay last line is six syllables but the contest is over.

11:36 am July, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tight little body
Ewww.. WTF? WTF?
Plum smuggling douch

2:25 pm July, 22 Scrote_Scratcher said...

@Tom – It looks that way to me too.. I’d say Bree Olson..

2:59 pm July, 22 Stephanie said...

Mere poetry cannot describe this.
Did you really need to buy a pink speedo?
Me thinks woman are looking and so are the men.

5:49 pm July, 22 Baron Von Goolo said...

Stomach acid churns.
Golf ball in a sandwich bag.
It can’t be unseen.

7:39 am July, 23 Anonymous said...

Thats Bree Olsen guys. Pron star, goddess..

8:19 am July, 23 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Amazing no one caught that on the first pass…but for Anonymous and Tom!

8:21 am July, 23 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Rev Chad must’ve had a tough night…and @Dark Sock too bleary eyed….
.
.
Some of you (us?) were probably fixated on the Big Pink…
.That’s the only explanation I can think of.

3:08 pm July, 23 creature said...

Pink fluorescent paint
gets Chava’s message across
“I have a BIG cock!”

6:42 am July, 24 Jeff said...

It’s Sunday now, screw the haiku.

If she had any sense of humour at all, she’d accidentally tickle him and step back to watch him try to hide his reaction — although there may be a delay while the Viagra slipped into his drink kicks in.

1:03 pm July, 24 Steve L. said...

i need a chop saw.
not now. but RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
rebar talk is great.

4:01 pm July, 24 idfma said...

I would like to suggest a new category for the douchies this year: best haiku or haiku image (or both). I would like to nominate Dark Sock’s entry:
.
His pink dong-sling-bling:
So horrific, his asshole
Flees to beige hut’s wall
.
I believe this is a candidate for best image ever–his asshole flees. hahahahahaha

5:41 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’ve seen day-glo pink
golf balls, may as well have day-
glo pink putter. Son.

5:47 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Speak softly and car-
ry a big fluorescent pink
stick and orange cup.

5:51 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“Pink is the navy
blue of India,” Vogue Mag’s
Ms Vreeland once said.

5:57 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I didn’t know one
could get pink-eye staring at
pink banana sling.

6:01 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

.Yikes: The day-glo pink
hokey-pokey really IS
what it’s all about.

6:48 am July, 25 Anonymous said...

Guess his religion
Pink panties tell the story
Of the nip and snip

11:02 am July, 26 This website sucks said...

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