Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation

From Friday Haiku Pocahontas Hotties to a Pocahontas Cutie, to way back in the site’s early days when we had Pocahontas II: Electric Bagaloo, we’ve had many Native Hottmericans.

But the Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation best them all with beads and maze.

The Asian Design Major that Bree almost married still plans to go to Stanford for grad school.

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9:26 am August, 30 boone doggle said...

mmm…mams. time for lunch.

9:27 am August, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Stanfraud: your team is named for a color, and your mascot is a tree.
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I’d gladly join the Iroquois Nation if she’s the greeter…

9:27 am August, 30 Douchie Arnaz said...

Fake boobs can’t be holy, or worshipped, or whatever. That oughta be da law. For a genuine killer fake TV Native American rack, check out that old Trek episode where Kirk thinks he’s the last of the Mohicans. THAT squaw was bangin.

9:28 am August, 30 Douchie Arnaz said...

Oh, and it’s “maize”. Unless you want to win her over by taking winding paths or whatever.

9:48 am August, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Native Americans make me want to gamble. She makes me want to spooge in her navel

9:49 am August, 30 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like that hairless chihuahua that wins the ugly dog contest every year

9:52 am August, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to put my pole up her wig-wam.

9:53 am August, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d dance with her wolves.

9:54 am August, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her sharpen my tomohawk.

9:55 am August, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her ride my wild horses.

10:07 am August, 30 Hurl Scheibe said...

I’d let her put quills on my arrow.

10:11 am August, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I’d fill her quiver.

10:13 am August, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I’d walk her Trail of Tears.

10:14 am August, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I’d buy her island of Manhattan at far below market price.

10:15 am August, 30 Douche Wayne said...

I’d bead her wallet.

10:20 am August, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I’d circle her wagon.

10:21 am August, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I’d drink a Mocassin full of her piss.

10:22 am August, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I would introduce her to firewater and European disease.

10:26 am August, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’d pap her poose.

10:27 am August, 30 melvil_duchi said...

Corona in a can…what will they think of next

10:27 am August, 30 melvil_duchi said...

I’d glaze her pottery

10:27 am August, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’d meditate in her sweat lodge.

10:33 am August, 30 vladouchemir pootin said...

it’s the ‘hurtle a fist toward your face’ dude again. former roommate of mine… not many asian douches on here.

10:42 am August, 30 Chumanominom said...

Little Hiawatha just got bigger

10:44 am August, 30 Chumanominom said...

and he’s dead wrong, she can handle all five of his girl fingers……

10:44 am August, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like it might be y-list celeb Johanna Botta
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper1126/stills/p5ym1kt7.jpg

10:47 am August, 30 Douche Wayne said...

He is what people look like when they are first awakened from The Matrix: confused, hairless and free of any discernable muscle tone.

10:48 am August, 30 Stephanie said...

He can fix her computer,at least. Dude is nottadouche,he’s just trying too hard and posing. But he’s not running with the big dogs.

11:17 am August, 30 Bob Mcadouche said...

Gotta give the guy a nottadouche. Even his hat is worn the proper way. And kudos to Bree for wearing her homemade bra.

11:24 am August, 30 ehcuodouche said...

She wove herself it out of maize husks.

11:26 am August, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d let her smoke my peace pipe.

11:28 am August, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Notta pass for this guy for sure. They prob had some com sci class together and he thinks he’s going to get his hands on those store boughts. Notta, as in notta chance.

11:28 am August, 30 McWhatadouche said...

I just pitched a tepee

11:32 am August, 30 Steve said...

Wish her eyes weren’t covered by the giant aviators. Either way, she deserves the weekly.

11:37 am August, 30 Stephanie said...

Using anal beads as wampum.

11:46 am August, 30 skrag2112 said...

I wanna bury my heart at her wounded knee.
And by heart I mean penis.
And by wounded knee I mean her butt.

11:59 am August, 30 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Laugh all you want lazy white man, but my dad is Tom Vu and he can buy you dead NOW!

12:53 pm August, 30 soy bomb said...

I’d apply healing aloe to her hatchet wound.

1:39 pm August, 30 Findertweet said...

Doesn’t beat Pocahontas Pear from Hall.

1:43 pm August, 30 Condouchious said...

I’d spend all day drinking on her reservation. That was both non-sensical and kind of racist.

1:45 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d poke her hump-ass

1:45 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d give her a dirty blanket and some beads…you know what kind of beads, too…

1:46 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d show her my small pox
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wait….

1:49 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d let her totem my pole.

1:49 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d bury myself in her Indian Mounds.

1:50 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d TeePee in her butt.

1:50 pm August, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d put a red dot between her eyes.
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Wait…

2:20 pm August, 30 troy tempest said...

The only red dot I’d put tween her eyes is a laser beam just before I… oh nemmind.

3:50 pm August, 30 Debbie Nair said...

Well this chick has that whole propensity towards alcoholism down pat. Even if it is a can of Corona. As for him, I’d fire his water. As long as he promised not to call me again.

12:26 am August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

There’s a lotta structural cross-bracing in that bikini design. By its khaki color I’d say the Army Corps of Engineers had a hand in its execution. It’s a strapping fine example of boobleage. However, it doesn’t explain WHY her right tit is orange.
And he’s better forget the rock, paper, scissors game, she’s got him beaten with her tom-toms.

12:31 am August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

MEDUSA FTW….”I’d meditate in her sweat-lodge.”
LOL
I’d go a rougue’n in her hogan.

10:26 am August, 31 army (ret) douche said...

Notta for a ten degree hat tilt and a sideways peace sign?! some have become soft on the mock

10:31 am August, 31 Steve L. said...

fact: it was douche that white people smuggled to the First Nations in their blankets that decimated the natives. not smallpox.

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