Friday, August 19, 2011
Aging Andy Points Out the Obvious
Shaved pecs, moob shirts and bothering confused Nordic Scandanavian transfer students is no way to go through life, son.
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Aging Andy was trying the few moves he had left in his arsenal before the palsy completely consumed and overtook his voluntary bodily motions and functions.
Time has not been kind to the “Take on Me” guy.
He’s pointing at her ovaries. Has this replaced the boob point? Yeah, douche, we’re women and we have different parts than you. Thanks for comin’ out. And also you’ve got a nose for radio.
Nordic Inga thought no one had noticed the silent but deadly high sulfur content fart she released until she looked down and saw that Aging Andy was fingering her for the crime.
Here’s hoping Frøya has some mace in that wee purse of hers
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She’s giving the Danish Eye of Denial
The Finnish Eye of Fuckoff
The Icelandic Eye Of Isn’t Happening
Off the topic here, but I want to make babies with Michelle Branch
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That old guy from Tijuana can still play pretty well.
Back on topic, Rod Stewart’s son, Lance, has inherited his old man’s nose, as well as his eye for the obvious.
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Cum Guzzlers.
@Vin 10:05a let’s hope she likes watching “Desparate Housewives” then. No wait, “The Batcherlorette”. Same diff really.
Inga, beware. He’s got the Lip of Herpes.
I see that Limahl from Kaj a Goo Goo is out of hypersleep…
i bet she farts cinnamon and brown suger! YOU CUNTS!
….. i mean SUGAR, YOU CUNTS!
Let us raise a pint glass in honor of Rod Stewart, Wedgie.
On second thought, let’s not.
Aging Andy’s finger point is his way of saying, “thanks for the gerbil, Inga.”
It’s the Viking Eye of Meat Curtains.
Aging Andy’s finger point is his way of saying his I’m With Stupid T-Shirt is in his laundry hamper.
@schlict, more than likely it smells like lavendar and lollipops and sounds like unicorn kisses. Um, YOU CUNTS!
The Albino Troll Doll shows up here once again.
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http://collectibles-yardsale.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/06/trolls-doll-white-hair.jpg
Fuccen Beaker chewed through the chain again.I’ll never understand why he wants his hair that ghastly yellow color.I kind of like his orange hair. Beaker, get back on Project Dicknoodle before I put you in the Particulator 5000. Again.
“Yay, he told me the stork bring-a the babies and then they put them ina my tummy. He say-a that he must-a prepare the house for the delivery though. I know-a believe-a him though because you can’t clean a house-a with a pipe-a cleaner.”
The Norse Nod of No Nookie.
He’s Anders Djeck , the Norse version of Andy Dick
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I donot feel like working today
He definitely has a face for Books on Tape.
Swedish Stare of Seduction?
Icelandic Interest in Intercourse?
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@ Vin
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Me neither brother. Let’s hijack the threads?
The Me No Workie virus is spreading quickly.
Is it better to take two successive half Fridays, or save the time for one?
I have one free Friday this month. Not sure whether to leave now and use the balance next week or save it all up for next Friday off.
Discuss.
i would enjoy caving in andy dicks head with an #5 ball peen!
Inga is pretty sure getting poked by Rod Stewart is against the Geneva Convention.
@ hurl..working sucks, eh?
Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Confused Nordic Scandinavian female transfer students.
It pays the bills and I like my job. I’m simply having a temporary allergic reaction to it right now.
Reykjavík eye of repulsion
keep your epipen handy!
Gothenburg eye of get the fuck away from me.
@ Hurlster
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You’re already there, stay. Use next Friday to it’s maximum potential.
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I would recommend starting a tremendous bender next Wednesday night, showing up hungover and worthless on Thursday, drinking your lunch, oggling the secretaries while manipulating yourself under the desk, then hitting the bars for four straight nights.
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Come Monday, you’re a hero. To me, anyway
Malmo eye of Moob shirts suck!!!!
Copenhagen eye of copulation
anyone else notice the lack of cheezbling on this albino turd? i wonder Y!
Nice fun bags on Inga
….YOU CUNTS!
Anybody interested in a HCwDB fantasy football league???
sign me up!
Thank you for the excellent advice, Vin. Sound indeed.
You are wise in the ways of science.
Daddy/Daughter dances at the Club just aren’t what they used to be.
it depends ETD?, what is the point system for having Jeff Reed on your team?
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and where the fuck is Matt Stafford?
@Et Tu 11:07a, nah I’m more into the douchebags of baseball. No, seriously.
@Hurl 10:46a, follow Vin’s advice but replace the drinking bender with a crack bender. And noone at your job will notice.
Vin:
I’m with you, brother. ‘Cuz, you know, when I think fine dining, I think Spearmint-Fuccen-Rhiino.
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Gourmands.
Arctic eye of Aging Andy aint gettin any
My idea of fantasy football involves a jar of Vaseline and four sweaty linemen.
^I hear that.
Aging Andy and Nordic ScanDoll are neither black nor white, just all dem shades of gray…which reminds me, gotta crack that bottle of Grey Goose, it’s Friday.
Let the weekend commence.
fuckin’ big schnozz…”Brah!”
The new Abba.
Bübs