Friday, August 19, 2011

Aging Andy Points Out the Obvious

Shaved pecs, moob shirts and bothering confused Nordic Scandanavian transfer students is no way to go through life, son.

# posted by douchebag1
9:52 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Aging Andy was trying the few moves he had left in his arsenal before the palsy completely consumed and overtook his voluntary bodily motions and functions.

9:59 am August, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Time has not been kind to the “Take on Me” guy.

10:00 am August, 19 I give up said...

He’s pointing at her ovaries. Has this replaced the boob point? Yeah, douche, we’re women and we have different parts than you. Thanks for comin’ out. And also you’ve got a nose for radio.

10:01 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Nordic Inga thought no one had noticed the silent but deadly high sulfur content fart she released until she looked down and saw that Aging Andy was fingering her for the crime.

10:02 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s hoping Frøya has some mace in that wee purse of hers
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She’s giving the Danish Eye of Denial

10:03 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

The Finnish Eye of Fuckoff

10:03 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

The Icelandic Eye Of Isn’t Happening

10:05 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Off the topic here, but I want to make babies with Michelle Branch
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10:10 am August, 19 Wedgie said...

That old guy from Tijuana can still play pretty well.

10:11 am August, 19 Wedgie said...

Back on topic, Rod Stewart’s son, Lance, has inherited his old man’s nose, as well as his eye for the obvious.

10:11 am August, 19 Wedgie said...

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Cum Guzzlers.

10:11 am August, 19 I give up said...

@Vin 10:05a let’s hope she likes watching “Desparate Housewives” then. No wait, “The Batcherlorette”. Same diff really.

10:13 am August, 19 I give up said...

Inga, beware. He’s got the Lip of Herpes.

10:14 am August, 19 Anonymous said...

I see that Limahl from Kaj a Goo Goo is out of hypersleep…

10:20 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

i bet she farts cinnamon and brown suger! YOU CUNTS!

10:21 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

….. i mean SUGAR, YOU CUNTS!

10:23 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Let us raise a pint glass in honor of Rod Stewart, Wedgie.

On second thought, let’s not.

10:23 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Aging Andy’s finger point is his way of saying, “thanks for the gerbil, Inga.”

10:24 am August, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s the Viking Eye of Meat Curtains.

10:24 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Aging Andy’s finger point is his way of saying his I’m With Stupid T-Shirt is in his laundry hamper.

10:25 am August, 19 I give up said...

@schlict, more than likely it smells like lavendar and lollipops and sounds like unicorn kisses. Um, YOU CUNTS!

10:25 am August, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Albino Troll Doll shows up here once again.
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http://collectibles-yardsale.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/06/trolls-doll-white-hair.jpg

10:32 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuccen Beaker chewed through the chain again.I’ll never understand why he wants his hair that ghastly yellow color.I kind of like his orange hair. Beaker, get back on Project Dicknoodle before I put you in the Particulator 5000. Again.

10:35 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Yay, he told me the stork bring-a the babies and then they put them ina my tummy. He say-a that he must-a prepare the house for the delivery though. I know-a believe-a him though because you can’t clean a house-a with a pipe-a cleaner.”

10:40 am August, 19 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The Norse Nod of No Nookie.

10:41 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

He’s Anders Djeck , the Norse version of Andy Dick
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I donot feel like working today

10:41 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He definitely has a face for Books on Tape.

10:42 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Swedish Stare of Seduction?

10:44 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Icelandic Interest in Intercourse?
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@ Vin
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Me neither brother. Let’s hijack the threads?

10:45 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

The Me No Workie virus is spreading quickly.

10:46 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Is it better to take two successive half Fridays, or save the time for one?

I have one free Friday this month. Not sure whether to leave now and use the balance next week or save it all up for next Friday off.

Discuss.

10:47 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

i would enjoy caving in andy dicks head with an #5 ball peen!

10:50 am August, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Inga is pretty sure getting poked by Rod Stewart is against the Geneva Convention.

10:52 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

@ hurl..working sucks, eh?

10:54 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Confused Nordic Scandinavian female transfer students.

10:54 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

It pays the bills and I like my job. I’m simply having a temporary allergic reaction to it right now.

10:55 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Reykjavík eye of repulsion

10:56 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

keep your epipen handy!

10:56 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Gothenburg eye of get the fuck away from me.

10:57 am August, 19 Vin Douchal said...

@ Hurlster
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You’re already there, stay. Use next Friday to it’s maximum potential.
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I would recommend starting a tremendous bender next Wednesday night, showing up hungover and worthless on Thursday, drinking your lunch, oggling the secretaries while manipulating yourself under the desk, then hitting the bars for four straight nights.
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Come Monday, you’re a hero. To me, anyway

10:58 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Malmo eye of Moob shirts suck!!!!

11:00 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Copenhagen eye of copulation

11:02 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

anyone else notice the lack of cheezbling on this albino turd? i wonder Y!

11:03 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice fun bags on Inga

11:04 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

….YOU CUNTS!

11:07 am August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Anybody interested in a HCwDB fantasy football league???

11:08 am August, 19 schlicht bindenburger said...

sign me up!

11:08 am August, 19 Hurl Scheibe said...

Thank you for the excellent advice, Vin. Sound indeed.

You are wise in the ways of science.

11:49 am August, 19 Douche Wayne said...

Daddy/Daughter dances at the Club just aren’t what they used to be.

11:50 am August, 19 jonezy said...

it depends ETD?, what is the point system for having Jeff Reed on your team?
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and where the fuck is Matt Stafford?

11:54 am August, 19 I give up said...

@Et Tu 11:07a, nah I’m more into the douchebags of baseball. No, seriously.

12:03 pm August, 19 I give up said...

@Hurl 10:46a, follow Vin’s advice but replace the drinking bender with a crack bender. And noone at your job will notice.

12:16 pm August, 19 Wedgie said...

Vin:
I’m with you, brother. ‘Cuz, you know, when I think fine dining, I think Spearmint-Fuccen-Rhiino.
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Gourmands.

12:23 pm August, 19 McWhatadouche said...

Arctic eye of Aging Andy aint gettin any

12:27 pm August, 19 Plinky said...

My idea of fantasy football involves a jar of Vaseline and four sweaty linemen.

12:31 pm August, 19 I give up said...

^I hear that.

4:20 pm August, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Aging Andy and Nordic ScanDoll are neither black nor white, just all dem shades of gray…which reminds me, gotta crack that bottle of Grey Goose, it’s Friday.
Let the weekend commence.

8:14 pm August, 19 creature said...

fuckin’ big schnozz…”Brah!”

11:20 pm August, 19 Stephanie said...

The new Abba.

10:02 am August, 20 boone doggle said...

Bübs

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