Thursday, August 4, 2011
Dances With Crabs
The former “John Douchebar” has gone fully native in the strange land of Vegas.
Falling for both “Stands with Cosmo” and “Scratches With Itch,” the newly renamed “Dances With Crabs” plans to beat out Martin Scorsese for an Oscar, and then star in “Waterworld 2: Golden Shower.”
The Bodytard
Wyatt Burp
Robin Hood: Prince of Spleens
The Pussman
For The Love Of The Bleeth
Dull Durham
Field Of Cocks
Those chicks look pretty uncomfortable under “Sucks In Gut”‘s clutches. They both probably made a bee line to the bar after this pic was taken. I know I would, but I would be dumping the alcohol on me instead of in me.
Ewwww~~ Throw all of those nasty ass fishes back into the sea!!
You can get tatts in the wallpaper department at Home Depot now? Cool….
@Vin
I think he took that pattern from his great-grandmother’s glory hole doily. Family heirloom, kind of touching really.
Bleethsucker
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Mooby Dick
I’m Gonna Git You Suck-Wad!
The Bleeth, The Bad and The Bleeth-ier
His stomach terrifies me. Along with his chin, hair, sunglasses, tattoos, and everything else.
Too bad it’s not streaming video; I’d like to see how long he can suck in that gut and hold his breath. If there’s another pic in the sequence, I’d bet a buck (inflation adjusted, of course) that he’s turning red.
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Broken Rubber
Hell aye, i want write something like this but didnt have a title accept time, may i repost this Dances upon Crabs « Hot Chicks according by the side of Douchebags
@Vin (2:37 p.m.) – I find it odd that you mentioned “wallpaper” since these ladies are obviously disgusted by the poo stench of the douchebag. No doubt he is of the “wallpaper-peeling” variety of odors.
Just the thought of these folks in a threesome could make me swear off thoughts of threesomes…permanently.
Back to movie titles…
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The Things
Three Greazy Pieces
How much for the 3 pack of Syphillis?
heyyyyyyyy, victer, getnme da boneshaw eh! disclaimer– i hate all equally!
shusheesshickshoimgettndafruitlickerBAAARP!
Nice tatt. Who did it – Louis XIV the Sun King?
Renaisance Douche.
Hep-C and the Hendersons.
He’s sucking it in so hard his asshole is whistling.
He’s sucking it in so hard his balls are fluttering in his rectum like cards in bicycle spokes.
He’s sucking it in so hard when he burps it smells like a queef.
He’s sucking it in so hard her purse got caught in his colon.
anybody?
He’s sucking it in so hard, Jimmy Hoffa was found in there later.
Beautiful pattern for curtains. Horrid for a tattoo. Filligree/Victoriana are the tribals of the new millennium.
He’s sucking it in so hard, his hemorrhoids became red dwarves.
he’s sucking it in so hard he coughed up taint
He’s sucking it in so hard, his liver sent a plea for clemency.
he’s sucking it in so hard his scrote wrapped around his uvala
I just noticed the cigar. Red suit on the left is thinking, “Oh, no, we’re not playing Oval Office again tonight!”
he’s sucking it in so hard his ass cheeks flutter
He’s sucking it in so hard, the Mexican border shifted two kilometers to the north.
he’s sucking it in so hard his penis is now a womb
Good to see ya, Creatch. We burn the midnight oil so DarkSock can take an Ambien break.
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He’s sucking it in so hard, he’s gargling his own balls.
he’s sucking it so hard there is a chinese fishing village in his colon
this guy kegels coconuts
He’s sucking it in so had, his navel now sings soprano.
MOD you are the goddess of the midwest!
….he’s sucking it in so hard his toenails are now teefseses
I’m gonna roll to the movie titles if you don’t mind, Sir Creatch…
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The Gagfather
Captain Americunt
The Crossing Tard
To Swill A Cock-N-Turd
Lamer Vs. Lamer
Fartland
Blight Club
Full Metal Jackass
Mr. Smith Needs To WashHisAss
Harry Potter And The Saggy Manboobs
Lock, Stock And Two Saggy Bosoms
The Sixth Suck
All Creepy On This Saggy Cunt
Suck Soup
AND…Reservoir Dorks.
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Thank you and goodnight!!!
I love you guys…
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OooohOoooh, i gots one ……turd burgler!
…or was that bugler?
The obvious reason for his tatts is that he has hair straighter than pickup-sticks and is fixated on curls, hence the Victoriana filigree tatts where his chest hair would otherwise be, if he had any.
He’s sucking it in so hard because he left his colon and half his small intestines behind on the operating table when it was discovered he had intestinal worms.
He’s sucking it in so hard to make room for two sets of boobies approaching him port and starboard.
“Turd Bugler”…I’m keepin’ that one to use later, Schlicht Bindenburger. Someone needs to get it put onto Urban Dictionary, STAT!
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“Todd blew into Cindy’s anus as he was slurpin’ the doodi P, giving him the nickname “The Turd Bugler”.
Putting pretty designs on a smelly pig doesn’t make the pig smell any better. As….old people say….you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.