Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Mandatory F.D.A. Douche Labeling
Hmm, it’s an idea.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
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- Archidoucheis
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- Mr. Scrotato Head
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
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- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Of course he is STD free- They at SEXUALLY transmitted diseases.
#STILLSTDFREE
Considering no woman would ever have sex with him, that T-shirt is stating the truth.
holy funbags batman!
#STILLREALITYFREE
#STILLSTDFREE, but my ass is sore from these chick’s dildos
#STILLSTDFREE, and received week # 127 unemployment check
#STILLVAGINAFREE
#STILLFUNDSTOCOMPLETESEXREASSIGNMENTFREE
#STILLSTDFREE , but those pesky bok choy farts are clearing the room
#STILLGOLDLAMESHORTSFREE
Oh, wait . . .
Walmart models get to keep what they advertise
Gold lame shorts? Is he the heir of Bowzer from Sha Na Na? http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Sha_Na_Na_woodstock2.jpg
Nothing good about above photo, except 2 big assed tittays, but they are attached to a troubling specimen. The Almost Hott who won’t eat a salad or maybe invest a gym membership. Look at the shorts on Fat Boy- seriously, other than my recently deceased granmother (91) who wears gold pants? And how does a guy that fat shave his chest and think anyone will care? How long do you think that girl on the right’s vuh-jayjay has gone without oxygen from being stuck behind those two hamhocks? Girl on the right- do you think she got her bikini top at a thrift store and than had to go to the “Nice” goodwill to find an almost matching bottom? Fuck these people. and give em the clap!
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#chokesonturkeyneck
#STILLSTDFREE because you have to have sex to get an STD and this photo shows about how close he’s ever bumped nads with anyone.
another idea for mandatory FDA labeling:
#STILLNEEDSLIPOSUCTION
#Kangolwoolcapatpool
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Fuck you man! When is it ever good to wear wool in the summer. near water. So many skin folds in this picture my peen just retreated into my lower abdomen.
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COmbined Value of Sunglasses in this picture= $1.44. Idiots.
What has 6 huge tits, drinks all day, and has is ugly enough to cause spontaneous abortions in pregnant women? Cabana 6.
1 out of 3 is about right for this group.
I thought the title of this site was HOT CHICKS with Douchebags?!?! Falso advertising bro, nothing hot about these two…….
JLo has really let herself go since the breakup.
Moderately Hott Chicks with Funbags.
I give him a notta’. He has an obviously excellent sense of humor, never exercised a day in his life is sporting a pretty sharp hat. If he borrowed his neighbor’s weed wacker he’d surely return it with a full tank of gas. He would never covet his neighbor’s wife or bare false witness .
And furthermore, his shorts, although a little gaudy, are clean and freshly pressed.
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C’mon.
The shirt is STD free. I’ll accept that. The gold shorts, and what lurks inside them, is another story.
You guys are reading it wrong. It’s referring to the Cleveland Brown’s offense.
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Still’s T.D. Free
Marginally attractive girls from the ribs up and chin down with fat ugly dudes.com
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That is actually DarkSock’s new band name- not a comment on this pic
WHOA!!!!
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Double Rainbow Titts All the Way!!!
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I bet there’s a leprechaun corpse somewhere in there.
I dunno, I’ve done worse…
I can’t believe I’m the first one to mention motorboating them thangs.
I can’t believe I’m the first one to mention titty fucking them thangs!!
That Bartolo Colon sure can pull some hott bleeths…no wait, he can’t.
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http://humoroutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4BartoloColon.jpg
#STILLLIVESATHOME4FREE
#STILLSTDFREE Still has original GI Joe in the box too,next to his comic book collection.
Gold shorts? Bling? Kangol cap? WTF?
Someone’s chokin’ the chicken,a lot.
Someone’s slammin’ the ham, a lot.
Someone’s waxin’ the shillaly,a lot.
Wait a minute … the hott on the left looks familiar:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/johnny-tonguebag/#comments
In addition to the obvious, check out her teeth, eyebrows, and dimples. Same hott as from March 24, 2011.
Wait a minute, is that Dusty Rhodes?
If that’s Dusty Rhodes he can do whatever the hell he wants, if you will.
This thread for the win. I love you guys. In a totally gay way of course.
Not a single mention of blondie on the right.
@Doucheble Helix, Stephanie mentioned her. She’s the one that’s slammin’ the ham a lot. Check out her strong grip in action.
Handjobs for everyone!
@ MetalMilitia 5:52
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DAMN, son! That is some sharp detective work! The bridge of her nose and those weird Gollum fingers are the clincher.
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That Muammar Gaddafi sure can’t pull the hott bleeths. Find these broads some burkas.
Boobies to the left of me, boobies to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with STILLS TD FREE. Quarterback for the J E T S?
Rainbow Brite on the left there – I can’t decide if that bikini is 30 pounds ago or just perfect . . .
@ Douchble Helix 7:32pm
Story of her life . . .
I believe I could resuscitate that vj with some fresh air…
Long live healthy chicks!