Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Mandatory F.D.A. Douche Labeling

Hmm, it’s an idea.

# posted by douchebag1
11:26 am August, 31 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Of course he is STD free- They at SEXUALLY transmitted diseases.

11:27 am August, 31 skrag2112 said...

#STILLSTDFREE

Considering no woman would ever have sex with him, that T-shirt is stating the truth.

11:27 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

holy funbags batman!

11:29 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

#STILLREALITYFREE

11:30 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

#STILLSTDFREE, but my ass is sore from these chick’s dildos

11:30 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

#STILLSTDFREE, and received week # 127 unemployment check

11:32 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

#STILLVAGINAFREE

11:32 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

#STILLFUNDSTOCOMPLETESEXREASSIGNMENTFREE

11:33 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

#STILLSTDFREE , but those pesky bok choy farts are clearing the room

11:34 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

#STILLGOLDLAMESHORTSFREE
Oh, wait . . .

11:35 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Walmart models get to keep what they advertise

11:36 am August, 31 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Gold lame shorts? Is he the heir of Bowzer from Sha Na Na? http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Sha_Na_Na_woodstock2.jpg

11:42 am August, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Nothing good about above photo, except 2 big assed tittays, but they are attached to a troubling specimen. The Almost Hott who won’t eat a salad or maybe invest a gym membership. Look at the shorts on Fat Boy- seriously, other than my recently deceased granmother (91) who wears gold pants? And how does a guy that fat shave his chest and think anyone will care? How long do you think that girl on the right’s vuh-jayjay has gone without oxygen from being stuck behind those two hamhocks? Girl on the right- do you think she got her bikini top at a thrift store and than had to go to the “Nice” goodwill to find an almost matching bottom? Fuck these people. and give em the clap!

#chokesonturkeyneck

11:43 am August, 31 troy tempest said...

#STILLSTDFREE because you have to have sex to get an STD and this photo shows about how close he’s ever bumped nads with anyone.

11:47 am August, 31 Steve L. said...

another idea for mandatory FDA labeling:
#STILLNEEDSLIPOSUCTION

11:47 am August, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

#Kangolwoolcapatpool

Fuck you man! When is it ever good to wear wool in the summer. near water. So many skin folds in this picture my peen just retreated into my lower abdomen.
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COmbined Value of Sunglasses in this picture= $1.44. Idiots.

11:52 am August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What has 6 huge tits, drinks all day, and has is ugly enough to cause spontaneous abortions in pregnant women? Cabana 6.

12:07 pm August, 31 Clammy said...

1 out of 3 is about right for this group.

12:13 pm August, 31 Anonymous said...

I thought the title of this site was HOT CHICKS with Douchebags?!?! Falso advertising bro, nothing hot about these two…….

12:30 pm August, 31 smackdouche said...

JLo has really let herself go since the breakup.

12:37 pm August, 31 Hurl Scheibe said...

Moderately Hott Chicks with Funbags.

12:48 pm August, 31 hermit android thumbs said...

I give him a notta’. He has an obviously excellent sense of humor, never exercised a day in his life is sporting a pretty sharp hat. If he borrowed his neighbor’s weed wacker he’d surely return it with a full tank of gas. He would never covet his neighbor’s wife or bare false witness .
And furthermore, his shorts, although a little gaudy, are clean and freshly pressed.
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C’mon.

12:49 pm August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The shirt is STD free. I’ll accept that. The gold shorts, and what lurks inside them, is another story.

12:56 pm August, 31 hermit android thumbs said...

You guys are reading it wrong. It’s referring to the Cleveland Brown’s offense.
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Still’s T.D. Free

1:13 pm August, 31 jonezy said...

Marginally attractive girls from the ribs up and chin down with fat ugly dudes.com
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That is actually DarkSock’s new band name- not a comment on this pic

1:16 pm August, 31 jonezy said...

WHOA!!!!
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Double Rainbow Titts All the Way!!!
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I bet there’s a leprechaun corpse somewhere in there.

1:43 pm August, 31 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I dunno, I’ve done worse…

1:43 pm August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

I can’t believe I’m the first one to mention motorboating them thangs.

1:45 pm August, 31 Hurl Scheibe said...

I can’t believe I’m the first one to mention titty fucking them thangs!!

2:19 pm August, 31 Doucheywallnuts said...

That Bartolo Colon sure can pull some hott bleeths…no wait, he can’t.
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http://humoroutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4BartoloColon.jpg

3:04 pm August, 31 soy bomb said...

#STILLLIVESATHOME4FREE

3:50 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

#STILLSTDFREE Still has original GI Joe in the box too,next to his comic book collection.
Gold shorts? Bling? Kangol cap? WTF?

3:53 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

Someone’s chokin’ the chicken,a lot.
Someone’s slammin’ the ham, a lot.
Someone’s waxin’ the shillaly,a lot.

5:52 pm August, 31 MetalMilitia said...

Wait a minute … the hott on the left looks familiar:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/03/johnny-tonguebag/#comments

In addition to the obvious, check out her teeth, eyebrows, and dimples. Same hott as from March 24, 2011.

6:35 pm August, 31 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Wait a minute, is that Dusty Rhodes?

6:36 pm August, 31 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

If that’s Dusty Rhodes he can do whatever the hell he wants, if you will.

6:38 pm August, 31 Anonymous said...

This thread for the win. I love you guys. In a totally gay way of course.

7:32 pm August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Not a single mention of blondie on the right.

7:46 pm August, 31 Diane Lame said...

@Doucheble Helix, Stephanie mentioned her. She’s the one that’s slammin’ the ham a lot. Check out her strong grip in action.

9:54 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

Handjobs for everyone!

10:58 pm August, 31 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ MetalMilitia 5:52
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DAMN, son! That is some sharp detective work! The bridge of her nose and those weird Gollum fingers are the clincher.
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4:42 am September, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

That Muammar Gaddafi sure can’t pull the hott bleeths. Find these broads some burkas.

6:34 am September, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Boobies to the left of me, boobies to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with STILLS TD FREE. Quarterback for the J E T S?

8:23 am September, 1 Jim Beam said...

Rainbow Brite on the left there – I can’t decide if that bikini is 30 pounds ago or just perfect . . .

6:55 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

@ Douchble Helix 7:32pm

Story of her life . . .

7:15 pm September, 2 screeb said...

I believe I could resuscitate that vj with some fresh air…

Long live healthy chicks!

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