Thursday, August 11, 2011
Shrinky Dink Overcompensates
Methinks “the shallow end of the pool” concept metaphorisizes this pic in on a number of levels.
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I don’t understand what you are talking about. Is it me?
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She looks like an amalgam of vile smut mag blondie fame whores. I call cunt. Cute cunt though.
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Karen
You almost got it right, darling. It’s “up and to the left; up and to the left.”
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Try it again, this time with the enthusiasm of a methed-out can-can dancer on a Red Bull binge. Repeat as necessary until drowning occurs.
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Afterward, I’ll massage your hamstrings until I find out what color the carpet is.
Damn you @Rev Chad! Damn you a thousand damns!
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.Don’t you ever sleep?
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.Try as I might, you beat me to the punch AGAIN!
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.Oh yes…and I agree about the amalgam of ordinariness in the semi-Hott..
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.That, and, if you look closely enough, you’ll see she really looks like a dude. And he is douche..
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.Time to hit the bottle….and that vial of Peruvian Marching Powder I’ve been saving for a special occasion.
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.And by “special occasion” I mean Thursday morning.
NapkinNights is really turning into the gift that keeps on giving.
This guy’s favorite scene of any film is the beach volleyball sequence in Top Gun. I guarantee it.
I hope to Christ that guy isn’t nude. They’d have to empty the pool CaddyshackStyle™.
Gophers.
Two dudes in a pool? What is the Red Roof Inn coming to these days. I like how dude on our right has a watch or two on in the pool. And I like how dude on left is arching away from him so their dicks don’t touch. Classy!
She has man face. He’s no more of a rockstar than the moron who came up with NapkinNights. I mean really, NapkinNights? Was ToiletPaperTwilights already taken? Now if it was called PaperTowelParty I might check it out.
WipeWeekend
HankieHangout
JizzragJourneys
And amazing how a little bottle of blonde can confuse these idiots.
SanitaryNapkinNights
Let me take her to the deep end and see if she’s a cunt…
SnotRagSunsets
@IRA Darth Aggie, you might want to check if she has a cunt first before you do that.
CumRag Siestas
That Shrinky Dink sure can pull some albino, troll doll bleeths…
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http://collectibles-yardsale.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/06/trolls-doll-white-hair.jpg
Napkin Nights; Valtrex Mornings.
Fuck all you guys. She goes back to her natural hair color, I will ream every hole in her with every appendage I have, including my nose. Seriously. Then I’ll throw a dildo into the deep end of the pool and watch him go after it.
It’s supposed to be HOT chicks. WTF? I’m with MTM –
She looks like a dude I went to high school with – except he had bigger tits.
Yeah, I’ve got no prob with this gal either except for the bag of roadside trash she’s carrying around in the pool
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Vin-
I would insult the ‘guy’, but nature already beat me to it
and by nature, I mean his natural choice of bleached fauxhawk, oversize indoor shades, fungtongue, puckwatch, and ‘hook ’em horns’ gesture
He’s ready for the tribal tatt.
Can I borrow a Napkin? I needs to wipe
Why is the water around them all yellow?
Shrinky Dink is showin’ off the mad skillz he has as a collie fluffer while taking a break from filming “Lassie won’t You Please Cum Home”. I’ll let y’all decide what role she has in the movie.
Et Tu 8:19 FTW, gracias.
Im with Medusa. This girl is cute as hell.
Again with the big noses. Is this a rhinoplasty website?
The water is so yellow.
….the orange grease is starting to wash off, next comes the dreaded slick!
Napkin Nights. Airsickness-Bag Days.
I agree with Medusa. I’d pee in her butt.
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Pool Blonde’s, I mean.
My plan is working to perfection!! The steroid/crank cocktail he drank before getting in the water is what gives that bright phosphorescent glow to his urine as it reacts with the chlorine. When they wet their hair, the radioactive urine will react with the bleach to spontaneously combust both heads in a pyre of joyous flame!!
Hey, I *know* that guy on the left…. Nice wax and dye job, for an Armenian…
Sir,there’s turds floating in the pool and they aren’t candy bars.
Shrinky Dink uses his special glasses to make sure he’s lined up properly for the “money shot” from the Invisible Man.