Thursday, August 11, 2011

Shrinky Dink Overcompensates

Methinks “the shallow end of the pool” concept metaphorisizes this pic in on a number of levels.

# posted by douchebag1
7:00 am August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t understand what you are talking about. Is it me?
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She looks like an amalgam of vile smut mag blondie fame whores. I call cunt. Cute cunt though.
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Karen

7:06 am August, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

You almost got it right, darling. It’s “up and to the left; up and to the left.”
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Try it again, this time with the enthusiasm of a methed-out can-can dancer on a Red Bull binge. Repeat as necessary until drowning occurs.
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Afterward, I’ll massage your hamstrings until I find out what color the carpet is.

7:11 am August, 11 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Damn you @Rev Chad! Damn you a thousand damns!
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.Don’t you ever sleep?
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.Try as I might, you beat me to the punch AGAIN!
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.Oh yes…and I agree about the amalgam of ordinariness in the semi-Hott..
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.That, and, if you look closely enough, you’ll see she really looks like a dude. And he is douche..
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.Time to hit the bottle….and that vial of Peruvian Marching Powder I’ve been saving for a special occasion.
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.And by “special occasion” I mean Thursday morning.

7:20 am August, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

NapkinNights is really turning into the gift that keeps on giving.

7:39 am August, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

This guy’s favorite scene of any film is the beach volleyball sequence in Top Gun. I guarantee it.

7:42 am August, 11 Hurl Scheibe said...

I hope to Christ that guy isn’t nude. They’d have to empty the pool CaddyshackStyle™.

Gophers.

7:46 am August, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Two dudes in a pool? What is the Red Roof Inn coming to these days. I like how dude on our right has a watch or two on in the pool. And I like how dude on left is arching away from him so their dicks don’t touch. Classy!

7:55 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

She has man face. He’s no more of a rockstar than the moron who came up with NapkinNights. I mean really, NapkinNights? Was ToiletPaperTwilights already taken? Now if it was called PaperTowelParty I might check it out.

7:57 am August, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

WipeWeekend

7:57 am August, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

HankieHangout

7:57 am August, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

JizzragJourneys

7:58 am August, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

And amazing how a little bottle of blonde can confuse these idiots.

7:59 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

SanitaryNapkinNights

8:01 am August, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Let me take her to the deep end and see if she’s a cunt…

8:03 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

SnotRagSunsets

8:04 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

@IRA Darth Aggie, you might want to check if she has a cunt first before you do that.

8:19 am August, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

CumRag Siestas

8:23 am August, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Shrinky Dink sure can pull some albino, troll doll bleeths…
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http://collectibles-yardsale.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/06/trolls-doll-white-hair.jpg

8:27 am August, 11 Wedgie said...

Napkin Nights; Valtrex Mornings.

8:37 am August, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuck all you guys. She goes back to her natural hair color, I will ream every hole in her with every appendage I have, including my nose. Seriously. Then I’ll throw a dildo into the deep end of the pool and watch him go after it.

8:45 am August, 11 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

It’s supposed to be HOT chicks. WTF? I’m with MTM –
She looks like a dude I went to high school with – except he had bigger tits.

8:48 am August, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah, I’ve got no prob with this gal either except for the bag of roadside trash she’s carrying around in the pool

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9:03 am August, 11 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Vin-
I would insult the ‘guy’, but nature already beat me to it
and by nature, I mean his natural choice of bleached fauxhawk, oversize indoor shades, fungtongue, puckwatch, and ‘hook ’em horns’ gesture
He’s ready for the tribal tatt.

9:12 am August, 11 Chumanominom said...

Can I borrow a Napkin? I needs to wipe

9:12 am August, 11 Scooby Douche said...

Why is the water around them all yellow?

9:28 am August, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shrinky Dink is showin’ off the mad skillz he has as a collie fluffer while taking a break from filming “Lassie won’t You Please Cum Home”. I’ll let y’all decide what role she has in the movie.

10:03 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

Et Tu 8:19 FTW, gracias.

10:24 am August, 11 McWhataDouche said...

Im with Medusa. This girl is cute as hell.

10:32 am August, 11 Douchie Arnaz said...

Again with the big noses. Is this a rhinoplasty website?

10:41 am August, 11 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

The water is so yellow.

10:52 am August, 11 schlicht bindenburger said...

….the orange grease is starting to wash off, next comes the dreaded slick!

11:27 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Napkin Nights. Airsickness-Bag Days.

12:47 pm August, 11 DarkSock said...

I agree with Medusa. I’d pee in her butt.
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Pool Blonde’s, I mean.

7:12 pm August, 11 Count DeDouchebags said...

My plan is working to perfection!! The steroid/crank cocktail he drank before getting in the water is what gives that bright phosphorescent glow to his urine as it reacts with the chlorine. When they wet their hair, the radioactive urine will react with the bleach to spontaneously combust both heads in a pyre of joyous flame!!

4:09 pm August, 12 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Hey, I *know* that guy on the left…. Nice wax and dye job, for an Armenian…

8:04 pm August, 12 Stephanie said...

Sir,there’s turds floating in the pool and they aren’t candy bars.

5:00 pm August, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shrinky Dink uses his special glasses to make sure he’s lined up properly for the “money shot” from the Invisible Man.

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