Tuesday, August 30, 2011
The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation
From Friday Haiku Pocahontas Hotties to a Pocahontas Cutie, to way back in the site’s early days when we had Pocahontas II: Electric Bagaloo, we’ve had many Native Hottmericans.
But the Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation best them all with beads and maze.
The Asian Design Major that Bree almost married still plans to go to Stanford for grad school.
mmm…mams. time for lunch.
Stanfraud: your team is named for a color, and your mascot is a tree.
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I’d gladly join the Iroquois Nation if she’s the greeter…
Fake boobs can’t be holy, or worshipped, or whatever. That oughta be da law. For a genuine killer fake TV Native American rack, check out that old Trek episode where Kirk thinks he’s the last of the Mohicans. THAT squaw was bangin.
Oh, and it’s “maize”. Unless you want to win her over by taking winding paths or whatever.
Native Americans make me want to gamble. She makes me want to spooge in her navel
He looks like that hairless chihuahua that wins the ugly dog contest every year
I’d like to put my pole up her wig-wam.
I’d dance with her wolves.
I’d let her sharpen my tomohawk.
I’d let her ride my wild horses.
I’d let her put quills on my arrow.
I’d fill her quiver.
I’d walk her Trail of Tears.
I’d buy her island of Manhattan at far below market price.
I’d bead her wallet.
I’d circle her wagon.
I’d drink a Mocassin full of her piss.
I would introduce her to firewater and European disease.
I’d pap her poose.
Corona in a can…what will they think of next
I’d glaze her pottery
I’d meditate in her sweat lodge.
it’s the ‘hurtle a fist toward your face’ dude again. former roommate of mine… not many asian douches on here.
Little Hiawatha just got bigger
and he’s dead wrong, she can handle all five of his girl fingers……
Looks like it might be y-list celeb Johanna Botta
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He is what people look like when they are first awakened from The Matrix: confused, hairless and free of any discernable muscle tone.
He can fix her computer,at least. Dude is nottadouche,he’s just trying too hard and posing. But he’s not running with the big dogs.
Gotta give the guy a nottadouche. Even his hat is worn the proper way. And kudos to Bree for wearing her homemade bra.
She wove herself it out of maize husks.
I’d let her smoke my peace pipe.
Notta pass for this guy for sure. They prob had some com sci class together and he thinks he’s going to get his hands on those store boughts. Notta, as in notta chance.
I just pitched a tepee
Wish her eyes weren’t covered by the giant aviators. Either way, she deserves the weekly.
Using anal beads as wampum.
I wanna bury my heart at her wounded knee.
And by heart I mean penis.
And by wounded knee I mean her butt.
Laugh all you want lazy white man, but my dad is Tom Vu and he can buy you dead NOW!
I’d apply healing aloe to her hatchet wound.
Doesn’t beat Pocahontas Pear from Hall.
I’d spend all day drinking on her reservation. That was both non-sensical and kind of racist.
I’d poke her hump-ass
I’d give her a dirty blanket and some beads…you know what kind of beads, too…
I’d show her my small pox
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wait….
I’d let her totem my pole.
I’d bury myself in her Indian Mounds.
I’d TeePee in her butt.
I’d put a red dot between her eyes.
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Wait…
The only red dot I’d put tween her eyes is a laser beam just before I… oh nemmind.
Well this chick has that whole propensity towards alcoholism down pat. Even if it is a can of Corona. As for him, I’d fire his water. As long as he promised not to call me again.
There’s a lotta structural cross-bracing in that bikini design. By its khaki color I’d say the Army Corps of Engineers had a hand in its execution. It’s a strapping fine example of boobleage. However, it doesn’t explain WHY her right tit is orange.
And he’s better forget the rock, paper, scissors game, she’s got him beaten with her tom-toms.
MEDUSA FTW….”I’d meditate in her sweat-lodge.”
LOL
I’d go a rougue’n in her hogan.
Notta for a ten degree hat tilt and a sideways peace sign?! some have become soft on the mock
fact: it was douche that white people smuggled to the First Nations in their blankets that decimated the natives. not smallpox.