Thursday, August 18, 2011
Wankus McHannibull Shaves His Groin
Say what you will about Wankus McHannibull’s groin shave reveal, but for some rural sticks watering hole, them’s some quality hottitnes he’s pulling.
Sally, Sonja and Suzannah are a six pack of premium boobobulousness, so an 80s slow clap is well deserved.
And Sally even demonstrates the rare Mayan Eye of Coitus Through Sunglasses. Nicely done, Sally. I salivate your pooch like a premium popsicle and slap a ferret with a pitchfork.
i hate those “tattoo burn” things …but i’m sure that’s the least of her damage. soooo, i’ll take it. om-nom-nom-nom!
Actually, he has peach fuzz around his belly button, so it doesn’t look like he is shaved.
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Unlike the girl on the left.
If the one on the left is giving the MEoC, so is the one on the right. How do they do that?
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This guy has nice, authentic hotts. I’m tempted to give him a a notta.
I have to give him a pass because things are working out just as he had planned. Cigar is the deal maker for me. If I could get an ugly tat, shave my head, light a cigar and clench these little mounds of legal sex chimps then I would get an ugly tat. If I wasn’t married and had kids and getting old and falling apart heart conditions and drunk and stoned and shit. I gots a congregation to lead that would enjoy the three Schtroumphettes above as part of my patented Trouser Choir Trio.
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And I pity the fool that doesn’t dig these chicks.
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Ace
That Vin Diesel sure can shave his groin
I got a thing about fresh water: lakes, ponds, rivers. Don’t like ’em. There’s something unclean about them.
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It could be all about growing up on Cape Cod and being forced to take swim lessons at a young age then vountarily taking life guard courses as we had no swim team/no pool , usually on 52 degree mornings when the water was ice cold. A few minutes in everything was fine
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It could be because of the healing effect of sea water on cuts , the way the ocean makes your skin healthy or the humungous size of the self cleansing tides that keep the shorline fresh and hygienic or the sense of accomplishment as you return to the shore after a 2 mile swim
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Ot it could be that these douchebag assholes and Bleeth cuntrags have poluted every last gallon of our lakes, rivers and ponds with their very essence leaving them stinky and oily, liquid wastelands not unlike the aftermath of a nuclear blast. Unusable ….. Fuccers
Pictures of young boobies the likes of which I will not likely touch again unless I pay top dollar put me in a peculiar frame of mind. Kind of like this:
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I believe through sunglasses the Mayan Eye of Sunglasses becomes the Incan Eye of Intercourse.
Wow I fucced that up…the above should read….
I believe through sunglasses the Mayan Eye of Coitus becomes the Incan Eye of Intercourse.
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Asshat (Me)
Is it me or does hottie on the far right have jizz on her chin? I approve!
She looks like Cameron Diaz but with BOOBIES….
That is some quality lake trout coming out of this fishing hole. I can even overlook Sally’s knife fighting scar and slightly pancake shaped boobs. I know. I’m a true humanitarian.
Damnit, where IS that DarkSock and his magical flying speedboat right now? I imagine he could take out a lot of what’s in the background with a well-timed jump.
I’m also enjoying the Silicon Tits of South Texas.
pfah?
The Plaid Pillows of Pahrump
The Triple Trifecta of Turquoise Testes
Is that the same guy in the HCwDB After Dark last night? The head and the tattoos match.
Gigantic Gaggle of G-Specials
Poppa Squatter’s sister, Momma Squatter:
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Thanks for that, I just hurled!
Fella looks a lot like Jonathan Bacon, vicious British Columbia gangster, recently ventilated in a broad daylight hit involving the Hell’s Angels:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2011/08/16/bc-gang-shooting-opportunity.html
Is she or isn’t he @Vin Douchal?
If the blond chick at the end might well be the same one as the Hell’s Angels-connected girl who was in the car with Bacon when he was snuffed; she was shot in the neck also and is reportedly a quadriplegic now:
http://peachlandnews.com/blog/2011/08/16/female-shooting-victims-named-one-a-quadriplegic/
@Medussa,
I was thinking the same thing.
Stupid tatt, but I’ll give this guy a pass. Hot little three pack he’s got there.
The Hott is Mamma Squatter. What a hot tamale!!
Is this taken at Seafair? A prime ‘bag huntin’ environment as any fishin’ hole indeed.
Big day at the beach with happy people. Where are those hurricanes when you need ’em.
G’DAMN!! “dear christ, the things i would eat out of her ass…”
@Vin –
You think that’s a great six pack?
Check this one out:
http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/2198d4b8-d231-4d7e-945c-2854786d3a42.jpg
Harmful algal blooms can appear quickly and form ugly floating mats of various colors, or they can discolor the water. Blooms can also have a pungent, foul odor. While it is estimated most blooms are toxic, it is difficult to predict exactly when or even if a bloom is producing toxins. It takes a few days to sample blooms and test them for toxicity, and by that time the toxicity may have changed. Furthermore, the harmful effects of blooms may even occur when a surface scum is not visible.
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Yep. Describes this situation perfectly.
“…80s slow clap…”
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It’s an 80s movie set in the 50s. I’m pretty sure that’s a “…50s slow clap…” because you wouldn’t refer to their clothes as 80s or the hoops being played as 80s.
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Unless you’re talking about the last seasons of MASH when Hot Lips had contemporary (70s) hair styles despite being in a war zone in Korea in 1952.
Vegas woo hotties migrating out to rural stick watering holes does not bode well for the future.
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actually, Vegas woo hotties staying in Vegas doesn’t bode well for the future either, but that’s besides the point.
No. He does not get a notta. This is the same guy from the After Dark pic *and* the X-games Strip Rafting pic (the arm tatt is new, he grew some hair, and you can see a piece of his flank tatt peeking out in that pic). Not only is he not a notta, he is a scrote prodigy who may become scrote legend.
HE SHALL NOT PASS!!!
The flavor is as good as any Cuban the draw is excellent and for the price of this incredible smoke you need never salivate over a Cuban cigar as I have tried the best of the Cuban brands this cigar is as good if not better.
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