Tuesday, September 27, 2011
“Wiggas And the Pear”
An excerpt from Shel Silverstein’s lesser known work, “Wiggas and the Pear”:
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Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo
Went for a ride in a flying douche crew.
“Word up!”
“What fun!”
“He smells like poo!”
Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.
Ickle was captain, and Pickle was Poo
And Tickle served Red Bull and hip hop stew
As higher
And higher
And higher they flew,
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo,
Over the strippers and beyond the “Woo!”.
“Hold on!”
“Stay in!”
“I hope we do!”
Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Poo
Never returned to the world they knew,
And nobody
Knows what’s
Happened to
Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.
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How can one look at your twin brother, see how ridiculous he dresses, looks, and acts, and try to emulate that? If I had a twin that conducted him self like that, I would slaughter his ass for making me look bad.
I love how one wears the camo jacket, and the other wears the camo pants. That’s probably the way their “moms” tells them apart.
Nice cyst on the strippers ass.
damn, I wanted to be “FIRST”
Wiggas please!!
I SMELL THAT STANK ASS ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. DAMN, SOMEBODY SPRAY SOME AIR FRESHHHHHHHHH
Did you notice she has no face. It must be shame or just plain ugly
U G L Y you ugly
Looks like gay PORN to be
Damn fags
These two have to be Juggalos which puts them even lower than douchebags!!
http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-nieratkos-the-twins-of-atlanta
Just once, DB1, Photoshop on that ass boil would have been OK.
These two bring new meaning to the phrase, “Taking it in the shorts”
My Gawd.
Two 4.5″ penii do not make a 9″ penis.
@Dirty South
I just puked in my mouth reading that article. WTF?!?!
And now scientists know the true issues behind adopting orphaned Chernoblites.
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Sweet Jebus this world is going to hell as fast as my nerves. Fucking peripheral neuropathy.
I told everyone to bring more matches but they were like “What, are going to try to burn it all down?” Yes, yes! And now it appears that I’m going to have to start all over again! If only they would have listened the first time.
I think I could knock these two out in 30 seconds. But only drunk so my feet and hands don’t hurt when they break on the sharp angles of their retarded gangster east european chins.
I guess this explains why Sylvia’s mother wouldn’t let Sylvia on the phone. These two turds were on the other line.
Sheena was a man.
I would like to put my penis in her buttocks. Is that gay? I hope not because I do so enjoy the butt sex. I get what the gay dudes are talking about. Butt sex is faaaaaaabulous!
Wow, that stripper has an ugly ass. Hope they’re paying her in rubles.
I’ve extinguished burning cigarettes on better looking asses.
(And by “asses” I mean assholes, and by “assholes” I mean wigga’s.)
Why is some “svengali” asshole trying to resurrect Bros?
At least they got comped Timex’s
Uh, I’m sorry, I’m not getting this. Even if the article on vice dot com is just some shameless self promotion, what the hell do these two white trash mental midgets do ? I mean besides bang bitches ? Why are they supposed to be interesting and worthy of attention ? If someone can shed some light on this, it would be appreciated.
Is it gay or just narcissism to drink your twin brother’s semen out of a chick’s butt?
Half-Elven poseurs.
Coo coo coo roo coo coo coo coo…
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Poo poo poo roo poo poo poo poo…
The Romulus and Remus of Felching.
Monkey Shines. Real twins. Everything else is staged by the author of that article, including the pics. Complete and total bullshit.
This is why I am pro-choice!
These two have just “graduated” from an online diploma (complete with books learnin’) that taught ’em the secrets of gittin’ a woman into bed. Crazy eyes on left was a star student.
Twins are so cute.
I don’t know, but I have sudden urge for a Coors light and some Doublemint gum
What tune is the Ickle, Pickle, Tickle song supposed to be sung to?
I am faintly amused by El Tardo on right. I am also quite embarrassed to admit this.
This one, Kroeger:
Will Arnett has some fucked up triplet brothers
A more fey pair of twins there have ne’er been.
It’s clear that generations of cousin-f*cking have led to this inevitable conclusion.
Why do I feel I’m in a movie Deliverance?
Fortunately for American strippers and hookers alike, the “Ukranian Wishbone” is not nearly as popular over here as it is over there.
Hatters. I think it’s sweet that they take turns at each other’s sloppy seconds. There are no winners here.
I had a butt boil once. Fortunately for me it was right at the start of the crack. I treated it with a hot compress until the puss came to a head. Then I popped it. I actually had to drain it several times. The pus was yellowish. And it was really hard to sit down for awhile. So I totally get where that stripper is coming from.
@ Stephanie, do you have a purty mouth? I bet you do. I don’t know if you read all the comments in the last couple of posts, but there is one about my huge penis that is balls on correct. You dig?
The Gdansk shipyard called. They want their douchebags back. Those containers ain’t going to unload themselves.
Holy shite, the pics get WORSE —
http://livinsick.com/AtlTwinsVice/index.html
From that same article, they work at a freaking LAW FIRM.
Heh heh. Those idiots admitted to sharing a brain. No need for me to make that joke. Hotlanta sure shits out twice the douche.
if you cram Velveeta in a vulva do you get Cheetah?
…or is it Cheetoes?
@Hurl Scheibe For What Will Be The Unrecognized Comment Of The Week. A Comment On A Comment Within A Comment And Treatise To A Lost Generation
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21 words of genius about Sylvia’s Mother that no one noticed. Fucking Reptillians.
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that ass will sag in a few years.
Yeah, I’m equally confused. Why are these dicksprains considered newsworthy? Why was someone compelled to write an article about them, interview them, even acknowledge the existence of these douchey bookends? I just want to punch myself in the eye. I’ve been on a bit of an internet hiatus lately. And so I come back and this is the first thing I see. I can always count on the internet to erode my faith in humanity at warp speed. And now I have two more reasons to never visit Atlanta.
Rev. did you notice our friend at 2:54 in the video?
what… the fux
that article was messed up
You mean Douchble Helix has a twin? It’s a sign from God that the apocalypse is upon us.
This is awesome. Really well done. “Ickle me pickle me tickle me poo”…hahahahaha I love Ol’ Shel