Tuesday, September 27, 2011

“Wiggas And the Pear”

An excerpt from Shel Silverstein’s lesser known work, “Wiggas and the Pear”:

—–
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo
Went for a ride in a flying douche crew.
“Word up!”
“What fun!”
“He smells like poo!”
Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.

Ickle was captain, and Pickle was Poo
And Tickle served Red Bull and hip hop stew
As higher
And higher
And higher they flew,
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo,
Over the strippers and beyond the “Woo!”.
“Hold on!”
“Stay in!”
“I hope we do!”
Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Poo
Never returned to the world they knew,
And nobody
Knows what’s
Happened to
Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Poo.

—–

# posted by douchebag1
11:25 am September, 27 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

How can one look at your twin brother, see how ridiculous he dresses, looks, and acts, and try to emulate that? If I had a twin that conducted him self like that, I would slaughter his ass for making me look bad.
I love how one wears the camo jacket, and the other wears the camo pants. That’s probably the way their “moms” tells them apart.
Nice cyst on the strippers ass.

11:31 am September, 27 MAN LOVE said...

damn, I wanted to be “FIRST”

11:32 am September, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wiggas please!!

11:33 am September, 27 Anonymous said...

I SMELL THAT STANK ASS ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. DAMN, SOMEBODY SPRAY SOME AIR FRESHHHHHHHHH

11:35 am September, 27 Anonymous said...

Did you notice she has no face. It must be shame or just plain ugly

U G L Y you ugly

11:36 am September, 27 THE BOSS said...

Looks like gay PORN to be

11:36 am September, 27 SHEILA said...

Damn fags

11:38 am September, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

These two have to be Juggalos which puts them even lower than douchebags!!

11:38 am September, 27 Dirty South said...

http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-nieratkos-the-twins-of-atlanta

11:59 am September, 27 Anonymous said...

Just once, DB1, Photoshop on that ass boil would have been OK.

12:03 pm September, 27 Vin Douchal said...

These two bring new meaning to the phrase, “Taking it in the shorts”

12:05 pm September, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

My Gawd.

12:05 pm September, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

Two 4.5″ penii do not make a 9″ penis.

12:05 pm September, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Dirty South
I just puked in my mouth reading that article. WTF?!?!

12:07 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And now scientists know the true issues behind adopting orphaned Chernoblites.
.
Sweet Jebus this world is going to hell as fast as my nerves. Fucking peripheral neuropathy.

12:09 pm September, 27 General William Tecumseh Sherman said...

I told everyone to bring more matches but they were like “What, are going to try to burn it all down?” Yes, yes! And now it appears that I’m going to have to start all over again! If only they would have listened the first time.

12:10 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think I could knock these two out in 30 seconds. But only drunk so my feet and hands don’t hurt when they break on the sharp angles of their retarded gangster east european chins.

12:37 pm September, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

I guess this explains why Sylvia’s mother wouldn’t let Sylvia on the phone. These two turds were on the other line.

12:44 pm September, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Sheena was a man.

12:54 pm September, 27 Jeff said...

I would like to put my penis in her buttocks. Is that gay? I hope not because I do so enjoy the butt sex. I get what the gay dudes are talking about. Butt sex is faaaaaaabulous!

12:59 pm September, 27 Wedgie said...

Wow, that stripper has an ugly ass. Hope they’re paying her in rubles.

1:14 pm September, 27 hermit android thumbs said...

I’ve extinguished burning cigarettes on better looking asses.
(And by “asses” I mean assholes, and by “assholes” I mean wigga’s.)

1:15 pm September, 27 Colossus of Choads said...

Why is some “svengali” asshole trying to resurrect Bros?
At least they got comped Timex’s

1:18 pm September, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Uh, I’m sorry, I’m not getting this. Even if the article on vice dot com is just some shameless self promotion, what the hell do these two white trash mental midgets do ? I mean besides bang bitches ? Why are they supposed to be interesting and worthy of attention ? If someone can shed some light on this, it would be appreciated.

1:20 pm September, 27 Cthulhu's Green Ballsack said...

Is it gay or just narcissism to drink your twin brother’s semen out of a chick’s butt?

1:22 pm September, 27 Colossus of Choads said...

Half-Elven poseurs.

1:33 pm September, 27 percy douchetonsils said...

Coo coo coo roo coo coo coo coo…
.
Poo poo poo roo poo poo poo poo…

1:33 pm September, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

The Romulus and Remus of Felching.

1:33 pm September, 27 Cthulhu's Green Ballsack said...

Monkey Shines. Real twins. Everything else is staged by the author of that article, including the pics. Complete and total bullshit.

1:43 pm September, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is why I am pro-choice!

1:44 pm September, 27 tall guy said...

These two have just “graduated” from an online diploma (complete with books learnin’) that taught ’em the secrets of gittin’ a woman into bed. Crazy eyes on left was a star student.

1:54 pm September, 27 hermit android thumbs said...

Twins are so cute.

2:06 pm September, 27 jonezy said...

I don’t know, but I have sudden urge for a Coors light and some Doublemint gum

2:16 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What tune is the Ickle, Pickle, Tickle song supposed to be sung to?

2:16 pm September, 27 tall guy said...

I am faintly amused by El Tardo on right. I am also quite embarrassed to admit this.

2:19 pm September, 27 tall guy said...

This one, Kroeger:

2:23 pm September, 27 jonezy said...

Will Arnett has some fucked up triplet brothers

2:36 pm September, 27 soy bomb said...

A more fey pair of twins there have ne’er been.

2:44 pm September, 27 soy bomb said...

It’s clear that generations of cousin-f*cking have led to this inevitable conclusion.

3:26 pm September, 27 Stephanie said...

Why do I feel I’m in a movie Deliverance?

3:28 pm September, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fortunately for American strippers and hookers alike, the “Ukranian Wishbone” is not nearly as popular over here as it is over there.

3:29 pm September, 27 Guid is Good said...

Hatters. I think it’s sweet that they take turns at each other’s sloppy seconds. There are no winners here.

4:27 pm September, 27 Jeff said...

I had a butt boil once. Fortunately for me it was right at the start of the crack. I treated it with a hot compress until the puss came to a head. Then I popped it. I actually had to drain it several times. The pus was yellowish. And it was really hard to sit down for awhile. So I totally get where that stripper is coming from.

4:32 pm September, 27 Jeff said...

@ Stephanie, do you have a purty mouth? I bet you do. I don’t know if you read all the comments in the last couple of posts, but there is one about my huge penis that is balls on correct. You dig?

5:48 pm September, 27 Guid is Good said...

The Gdansk shipyard called. They want their douchebags back. Those containers ain’t going to unload themselves.

6:54 pm September, 27 FredN. said...

Holy shite, the pics get WORSE —
http://livinsick.com/AtlTwinsVice/index.html

6:55 pm September, 27 FredN. said...

From that same article, they work at a freaking LAW FIRM.

7:54 pm September, 27 Me said...

Heh heh. Those idiots admitted to sharing a brain. No need for me to make that joke. Hotlanta sure shits out twice the douche.

8:08 pm September, 27 creature said...

if you cram Velveeta in a vulva do you get Cheetah?
…or is it Cheetoes?

8:23 pm September, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hurl Scheibe For What Will Be The Unrecognized Comment Of The Week. A Comment On A Comment Within A Comment And Treatise To A Lost Generation
.
21 words of genius about Sylvia’s Mother that no one noticed. Fucking Reptillians.
.

.

9:38 pm September, 27 Steve L. said...

that ass will sag in a few years.

7:31 am September, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yeah, I’m equally confused. Why are these dicksprains considered newsworthy? Why was someone compelled to write an article about them, interview them, even acknowledge the existence of these douchey bookends? I just want to punch myself in the eye. I’ve been on a bit of an internet hiatus lately. And so I come back and this is the first thing I see. I can always count on the internet to erode my faith in humanity at warp speed. And now I have two more reasons to never visit Atlanta.

7:37 am September, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

Rev. did you notice our friend at 2:54 in the video?

10:29 am September, 28 Phil said...

what… the fux

that article was messed up

3:22 pm September, 28 Face Ripper Monkey said...

You mean Douchble Helix has a twin? It’s a sign from God that the apocalypse is upon us.

11:25 pm September, 29 Justin said...

This is awesome. Really well done. “Ickle me pickle me tickle me poo”…hahahahaha I love Ol’ Shel

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