Thursday, September 22, 2011
Breaking: New York Preppiebag Goes Bankrupt
File under “Unexpected Benefits from the Economic Recession“:
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Dear DB1,
I just read about this Douche Turd for the first time. He’s a wannabe NYC preppy/player who has no money – no job – no nuthin, AND he’s in debt for $160,000!!! Love it!
Enjoy!
Signed,
Pfft
Mostly a lurker, occasional poster
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We featured this clown macking on hotties a few years ago and, if memory serves, he wrote in with a series of whines and legal threats until I took his pictures down.
Heh. Turns out that high end pockets don’t pay the bills like they used to. Schadenfreude, indeed. Puppets? Sing this clown off stage left.
How exactly does one get into debt for $160k with no money, no job and no nothin’?
Just askin’. Hope Moose & Rocco don’t pay you a visit soon.
This is great!!!!
This pic brings back a question from my inner douchebag: isn’t it worth it to blow a couple $K and have a moment like this indelibly etched upon the interwebz?
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No, inner douchebag. Go back to sleep.
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Zzzzzzz
@ Wedgie
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You gettin’ soft? Moose and Rocco need to work to you know.
That blonde on the right is giving that Egyptian goddess the Mayan Eye of Coitus so hard that it’s making me dizzy.
I hate to take pleasure in someone else’s misfortune but I’m giving this guy a big, loud Nelson Muntz HA HA right now.
Sapphic wonderosity ruined by a teeth-baring Douchebucket.
Looks to me like Helga and Indrani are going to slug it out in 3…2…1…
Hopefully we’ll next hear of his imprisonment/shower rape/brutal murder.
You mean: http://tinyurl.com/3fxg23k
He had a business that sold pocket hankies to PrepDouches. His o-ring – soon to be an O ring – will surely be popular in the joint as he looks more girly than most girls do.
4 saphs and a cock-bucket (.com)
I’ll do him a solid and buy one of his pocket squares. They should be better than 2-Ply right? And according to the article he never pays for pussy. Well now he couldn’t if he tried.
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You’re broke biatch!
Yay. Ha-fuccen-ha, asshole. Now go away.
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On a related note: Chaz Bono topless is the grossest thing to hit the intrawebs , ever
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CLICK if you haven’t had lunch yet
AND he’s in debt for $160,000!!! Love it!
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Dude, you shouldn’t love it. That’s $160K of party money that he’ll never pay back.Think off all the woo-hotts he’s wined, dined, humped and dumped.
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That’s alot of emotional baggage he’s strew about. Not to mention the fact that you and I get to pay the credit card companies for his debts. Just look at the fine print on your credit agreement for all the charges and the interest rates.
@Vin, Chaz Bono topless is not going to be met with the same enthusiasm as ScarJo topless was met. I’d bet this bankrupt douchebag’s last hundy on it.
Chaz has the largest mastectomy scars of any woman>man transgender surgery postop I have ever seen on this site.
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And this douche. You never go BK for less than 500K. Amateur.
Curse you, Vin Douchal.
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Chaz always felt he was a man trapped in a woman’s body. Now it looks to me like there are a hell of a lot of people trapped in that body.
From ordering bottle service to collecting bottle deposits.
Snot rags for preppy New York dudes? Sounded like a good idea at the time
Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemon Party, 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
And now Chaz Bono’s Moobs are added to the Mt. Olympus of intertoobs shock sites.
I’d like to be the first person on this thread to call Chaz Bono – mastectomy or not – a cunt.
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Also, I hate lurkers. It’s like being an Independent or Agnostic.
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Also, Chaz’s after-breasts (what was taken off) look like brown tapioca pudding.
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Keelhaulers
I second the cunt.
Who would have though you could not make a living selling pocket squares?
At least he has his memories of banging all those hot chicks to keep him going when he’s telling the ladies at TJ Maxx that they’re temporarily out of size 32 stretchy pants.
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Worth every $500 bottle of Goose, wasn’t it?
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Dumbass.
I’m thinking he’ll go into modeling and fail even more. Then it’ll be porn work,and then…
So is this another douchebag’s excesses that we’ll all have to pair for?
world population of douchebags who can’t afford to file douchey lawsuits: +1.
BOOYA!
Agree with Skrag 2112 I hope that when he finally does get tossed in jail and his little pimply ahole is cored like a fresh pineapple its by a guy that looks like Vern Schillinger or Adebisi from OZ and he makes him wear make up and dress and strut him around the cell block. Preppiebags are the worst!!!!
The price of being a “$30K millionaire” is clearly, after 2 years and a whack of compounding interest, $160K….
All I know is that my penis is doing me about as much good as it would C. Bono. Why do I even continue to draw breath any more? I’m going to spend my last $58 on a pocket hankie with which to smother myself.
This is great. Acquiescence from college is friends with this bag and I’ve seen interweb postings of their lifestyle about how great they are, etc.. Good to know its all smoke and mirrors and these barnacles of society really are the garbage they appear to be