Friday, September 2, 2011
Friday Haiku
Tina Topps kicks off
The Burning Mamm Festival
With Sammy SmallHands.
Nice try, mini-me
Your small hands cannot hide her
vast…..disappointment.
— Wedgie
“What’s ‘taters, Precious?”
asks Gollum as he fondles
over-ripe melons.
— Douche Wayne
Free mammogram sign
Misleads southern hott once more;
Brother doesn’t care.
— Ed Hardouche
Short, slutty, and
Carrying giant tits is
A great startin point.
— Reverend Chad Kroeger
Basketball tryouts
At Pismo Beach this weekend;
Sammy Is ready.
— Medusa Oblongata
With one push of her
nipple, Sam got free drinks all
day for the whole crowd.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
With every boob press
There came a wet plop on floor;
Pile o’ fetuses.
— Elastic Snap-Hole of the Love Bear
Nice try, mini-me
Your small hands cannot hide her
vast…..disappointment.
Pudstin Timberfake
and Janet Rackson: their own
Doucherbowl Nip Slip
Kids’ birthday party
Couldn’t find rock-climb wall so,
Mike brought Jill instead
Doctor asks “whats that”?
“it started as a growth on
my areola”.
aviator shades
needs unironic t-shirt
melon inspector
Pam was gonna burst
So Sam said “Damn my small hand!”
Sam-Pam-damn-dam-slam
I believe that is
the porn star Daphne Rosen;
I have a problem.
In event of a
water landing, boobs become
flotation device.
“What’s ‘taters, Precious?”
asks Gollum as he fondles
over-ripe melons.
every boy’s dream
just walking around shirtless
being laid all day
Stage 1 bag needs to
lift some weights, and why not start
with Pam’s giant mamms.
Free mammogram sign
misleads southern hott once more
brother doesn’t care
Would be nottabag
and goinpeace if not for
the stupid douche shades.
I hope there is some
Purell hand sanitizer
just off camera.
Humanitarian
Tina does her bit. Feed The
Douchey Fund. Got Milk?
Sammy smirks a smile.
SPF what! Fuck you! I
Got umbrella tits.
Holee Mamms, Batman!
Them’s pretty big tamaters.
She should feed starved kids?
Plastic flower lei
Proves key to unlock
Douchebag chick’s large naturals
Titty fuck. Titty.
Titty fuck titty. Titty
Fuck. Titty. Titty.
Goth couple comes out
Sam comes way out – joins rainbow
Tina just falls out.
When it’s hot out. I
Mean Mississippi hot. He
Enjoys milk fountain.
No hover hands here.
Full-on, grab the boob before
Nip slip. Bad tan lines.
Tina enjoys off day
Before hitting the road as
Singer for Fun Bags.
accountant from lompoc
stripper in sunlight for the first time
only at burning man
Ninety eight point six
degrees in the shade of gi-
gantic silly cones.
Short, slutty, and
Carrying giant tits is
A great startin point.
Morgana’s daughter
takes over for mom. Beer cans
everywhere tremble.
Goofy grin, same as
happy child on Christmas morn;
“Look what Santa brought!”
She must have trouble
finding shoes for such small feet.
Nothing grows in shade.
Basketball tryouts
At Pismo Beach this weekend
Sammy Is ready
Sam’s dream of playing
in NBA now back on
with palming stretchers.
@ BHD 7:54–Hurr hurr I never knew she had a name. Nice work!
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I got nothin’. Except for this:
.
How much tit could a nitwit fit if a nitwit could fit tit?
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Mammograms.
With one push of her
nipple, Sam got free drinks all
day for the whole crowd.
Sam is deemed hero
for palm-on-boob smack. Saves crowd
silicone shower.
Sam spent his whole week’s
allowance just for this five
second boobie feel.
Zeppelins of grandeur
Stunted growth douche bag
Feigns owning balls
Wow! These tits are nice
Warm, cuddly, firm but supple
Thanks for the feel Mom!
If your breast is bigger than your head, you might be a Bleeth.
Though clearly to second base
Lil’ Todd is adorned with
all the lay he’s ever gonna see.
if you drink plastic
for breakfast, you would suffer
indigestion. bitch.