Friday, September 2, 2011

Friday Haiku

Tina Topps kicks off
The Burning Mamm Festival
With Sammy SmallHands.

Nice try, mini-me
Your small hands cannot hide her
vast…..disappointment.

— Wedgie



“What’s ‘taters, Precious?”
asks Gollum as he fondles
over-ripe melons.

— Douche Wayne

Free mammogram sign
Misleads southern hott once more;
Brother doesn’t care.

— Ed Hardouche

Short, slutty, and
Carrying giant tits is
A great startin point.

— Reverend Chad Kroeger

Basketball tryouts
At Pismo Beach this weekend;
Sammy Is ready.

— Medusa Oblongata

With one push of her
nipple, Sam got free drinks all
day for the whole crowd.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

With every boob press
There came a wet plop on floor;
Pile o’ fetuses.

— Elastic Snap-Hole of the Love Bear

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am September, 2 Wedgie said...

Nice try, mini-me
Your small hands cannot hide her
vast…..disappointment.

7:08 am September, 2 I douche, therefore I am said...

Pudstin Timberfake
and Janet Rackson: their own
Doucherbowl Nip Slip

7:08 am September, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Kids’ birthday party
Couldn’t find rock-climb wall so,
Mike brought Jill instead

7:11 am September, 2 Colossus of Choads said...

Doctor asks “whats that”?
“it started as a growth on
my areola”.

7:11 am September, 2 Douche Springsteen said...

aviator shades
needs unironic t-shirt
melon inspector

7:12 am September, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Pam was gonna burst
So Sam said “Damn my small hand!”
Sam-Pam-damn-dam-slam

7:15 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

I believe that is
the porn star Daphne Rosen;
I have a problem.

7:19 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

In event of a
water landing, boobs become
flotation device.

7:21 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

“What’s ‘taters, Precious?”
asks Gollum as he fondles
over-ripe melons.

7:27 am September, 2 jonezy said...

every boy’s dream
just walking around shirtless
being laid all day

7:31 am September, 2 Ferris said...

Stage 1 bag needs to
lift some weights, and why not start
with Pam’s giant mamms.

7:32 am September, 2 Ed Hardouche said...

Free mammogram sign
misleads southern hott once more
brother doesn’t care

7:34 am September, 2 Ferris said...

Would be nottabag
and goinpeace if not for
the stupid douche shades.

7:37 am September, 2 Ferris said...

I hope there is some
Purell hand sanitizer
just off camera.

7:41 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Humanitarian
Tina does her bit. Feed The
Douchey Fund. Got Milk?

7:43 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sammy smirks a smile.
SPF what! Fuck you! I
Got umbrella tits.

7:43 am September, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Holee Mamms, Batman!
Them’s pretty big tamaters.
She should feed starved kids?

7:43 am September, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Plastic flower lei
Proves key to unlock
Douchebag chick’s large naturals

7:44 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Titty fuck. Titty.
Titty fuck titty. Titty
Fuck. Titty. Titty.

7:45 am September, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Goth couple comes out
Sam comes way out – joins rainbow
Tina just falls out.

7:47 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When it’s hot out. I
Mean Mississippi hot. He
Enjoys milk fountain.

7:48 am September, 2 UFO Destroyers said...

No hover hands here.
Full-on, grab the boob before
Nip slip. Bad tan lines.

7:49 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tina enjoys off day
Before hitting the road as
Singer for Fun Bags.

7:49 am September, 2 Jim Beam said...

accountant from lompoc
stripper in sunlight for the first time
only at burning man

7:50 am September, 2 UFO Destroyers said...

Ninety eight point six
degrees in the shade of gi-
gantic silly cones.

7:52 am September, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Short, slutty, and
Carrying giant tits is
A great startin point.

7:54 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Morgana’s daughter
takes over for mom. Beer cans
everywhere tremble.

7:54 am September, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Goofy grin, same as
happy child on Christmas morn;
“Look what Santa brought!”

7:55 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She must have trouble
finding shoes for such small feet.
Nothing grows in shade.

7:56 am September, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Basketball tryouts
At Pismo Beach this weekend
Sammy Is ready

7:57 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sam’s dream of playing
in NBA now back on
with palming stretchers.

7:59 am September, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ BHD 7:54–Hurr hurr I never knew she had a name. Nice work!
.
I got nothin’. Except for this:
.
How much tit could a nitwit fit if a nitwit could fit tit?
.
Mammograms.

8:03 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

With one push of her
nipple, Sam got free drinks all
day for the whole crowd.

8:12 am September, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sam is deemed hero
for palm-on-boob smack. Saves crowd
silicone shower.

8:15 am September, 2 Ferris said...

Sam spent his whole week’s
allowance just for this five
second boobie feel.

8:24 am September, 2 Scrotation Marks said...

Zeppelins of grandeur
Stunted growth douche bag
Feigns owning balls

9:10 am September, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow! These tits are nice
Warm, cuddly, firm but supple
Thanks for the feel Mom!

12:14 pm September, 2 Bagwood Dumbstead said...

If your breast is bigger than your head, you might be a Bleeth.

7:33 pm September, 2 Finbar J. Geherty said...

Though clearly to second base
Lil’ Todd is adorned with
all the lay he’s ever gonna see.

8:04 pm September, 2 Steve L. said...

if you drink plastic
for breakfast, you would suffer
indigestion. bitch.

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