Friday, September 16, 2011
Friday Haiku
In Riff’s Douche-Heaven
No seventy-two virgins;
There’s just free Valtrex™.
Hoo Boy! That’s a Scrote
Shipwreck! His signifiers
have signifiers!
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
It just dawned on Kim
‘Ghetto Urkel’ ain’t kidding
Wants her to smoke crack
— saulgoode42
One can only hope
the pants prevent escape from
the oncoming bus
— ehcuodouche
Humpty, Flava, Ice
All have potential claims for
Identity theft
— Douche Wayne
A bullet would give
“Deep in the heart of Texas”
A whole new meaning.
— Ol’ Dirty Douche
A shining poo stain
Of moral decrepitude.
God hocks a loogie.
— Troy Tempest
Pippi Wrongstocking
Needs to pull up his pants or
Get a fish slap.
— The Dude
Hoo Boy! That’s a Scrote
Shipwreck! His signifiers
have signifiers!
I need to
remember to
don the full body condom
when browsing this site
eye herpes is forever
Boy THINKS she got ass;
But Ass Pear LaPlante has more,
And a partial face.
It just dawned on Kim
‘Ghetto Erkel’ ain’t kidding
Wants her to smoke crack
Double-watch Douchebag
Shows shorts with pants dropped low. Show
Azz, so’s I kick it!
“Yo, girl-frinn, check it;
Looka here at what I got –
Butt cabbage fo’ ya!”
In a rare good choice
Hood Rat takes a look, decides
She won’t mess with Texas
only a straight G
would roll with bart simpson tatts
and homo glasses
“Yo, girl, step to me
Wit my Jack-O-Lantern bling;
Slip it in my ass”
One can only hope
the pants prevent escape from
the oncoming bus
Forced-perspective pic
Makes you think she’s standing back
In truth, 3 feet tall
That’s Rainbow Randy!
Fleeing from opposite sex!
He only takes it.
MTV tatt on
His neck is all it took to
Get him on a show
.
.
.
.
just haikuin’
Yo! MTV Craps!
This butt baby of
V. Ice and Kriss Kross
Pimpin ain’t easy
when your shift at the mail room
ends at ten thirty.
L.L Cool Jerk
With Bart Simpson Tattoo Fail
Sista Not Impressed
God thought he made a
good joke with platypus. This
one went waaaaaay too far.
Return of DarkSock
Horses Safe For The Mean Time
Good To Have You Back
“You wanna do the
humpty hump?” asks Rif Raf.
Bleeth says “Not with you!”
R. Lee Ermey
shakes head in disgust. Queer steers
can come from Texas.
Humpty, Flava, Ice
All have potential claims for
Identify theft
^ Indentity
Rif Raf wants to know
Should his future tramp stamp say
“I take all cummers”?
BET Tattoo
Wegro Takes It Over The Line
Texas Feels The Fail
I think that his ‘look’
Is why God made baseball bats
or short two-by-fours.
a Bart Simpson tat
on a cartoon character
meta-douchebag. son.
used to the bottom
asks Mandy to strap it on
yearns for prison sex
“You see dis bitch here?
Dat’s my mom’s sistah, Shanice.
But itz still all good!”
Low-slung belt
plaited pelt
bleeth in distance
offers no resistance
in double time
these silly glasses gonna help make her mine
hat tilt check
my Friday Haiku’s a train wreck
Lordy Lordy Lord
My my my my my my my
What have we come too?
What Et Tu haikued @ 7:53a.
Bart Simpson’s stink lines
contradict “Cool” hat statement.
Stripper unimpressed.
Clearly it’s a bad
idea to allow stoopid
people to get tatts.
“Drivin’ my pimp ride
serious as homicide
you’re goddam right
I gotz all kinds of douche pride!”
“White Maserati to match my belt
I found dis bitch on a site called Yelp
Wear a stoopid hat to hide my stoopid hair
I just can’t wait for Friday Ass Pear!”
Goofy the Dawg was
passed out while his little sis
had fun with markers.
Thin Muffin Pigeen
Also applies to this pic
Two in a row. Yea!
No 3D glasses
To see this atrocity
Come at me Bro.
He’s available
for rapping at your six year
old daughter’s birthday.
A shining poo stain
Of moral decrepitude.
God hocks a loogie.
A bullet would give
“Deep in the heart of Texas”
A whole new meaning.
Pippi Wrongstocking
Needs to pull up his pants or
Get a fish slap.
“Bitches tell me dis and bitches tell me dat,
Bitches tell it to me with a baseball bat.
Don’t get in the way of my fresh pimp strut,
My man Darksock just peed in my butt!”
Chicks get naked for
Douchey cartoon scratch paper
And cropped smaller too
Darksock, that just went into my permapear collection.
Thank you.
Orkin man wonders,
Exterminate the hood rat
Or this ass-roach first?
Ponytail and Bart
did not impress the lady.
No booty for douche.
WTF is this?
Seriously, Who shat this out?
I need to vomit.
Welcome back DarkSock
If you’re Kotter, I’m Horshack
Boss? Barbarino!
The the record, my
8:58 haiku was
short one syllable
.
.
needs “He’ll (get a fish slap)”
The the ^ wtf?
For the record, my
brain needs a reboot!