Friday, September 16, 2011

Friday Haiku

In Riff’s Douche-Heaven
No seventy-two virgins;
There’s just free Valtrex™.

Hoo Boy! That’s a Scrote
Shipwreck! His signifiers
have signifiers!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

It just dawned on Kim
‘Ghetto Urkel’ ain’t kidding
Wants her to smoke crack

— saulgoode42

One can only hope
the pants prevent escape from
the oncoming bus

— ehcuodouche

Humpty, Flava, Ice
All have potential claims for
Identity theft

— Douche Wayne

A bullet would give
“Deep in the heart of Texas”
A whole new meaning.

— Ol’ Dirty Douche

A shining poo stain
Of moral decrepitude.
God hocks a loogie.

— Troy Tempest

Pippi Wrongstocking
Needs to pull up his pants or
Get a fish slap.

— The Dude

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:05 am September, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hoo Boy! That’s a Scrote
Shipwreck! His signifiers
have signifiers!

7:08 am September, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I need to
remember to
don the full body condom
when browsing this site
eye herpes is forever

7:08 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

Boy THINKS she got ass;
But Ass Pear LaPlante has more,
And a partial face.ewfwfeq

7:08 am September, 16 saulgoode42 said...

It just dawned on Kim
‘Ghetto Erkel’ ain’t kidding
Wants her to smoke crack

7:10 am September, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Double-watch Douchebag
Shows shorts with pants dropped low. Show
Azz, so’s I kick it!

7:11 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

“Yo, girl-frinn, check it;
Looka here at what I got –
Butt cabbage fo’ ya!”

7:12 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

In a rare good choice
Hood Rat takes a look, decides
She won’t mess with Texas

7:13 am September, 16 Anonymous said...

only a straight G
would roll with bart simpson tatts
and homo glasses

7:14 am September, 16 DarkSock said...

“Yo, girl, step to me
Wit my Jack-O-Lantern bling;
Slip it in my ass”

7:15 am September, 16 ehcuodouche said...

One can only hope
the pants prevent escape from
the oncoming bus

7:16 am September, 16 saulgoode42 said...

Forced-perspective pic
Makes you think she’s standing back
In truth, 3 feet tall

7:18 am September, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That’s Rainbow Randy!
Fleeing from opposite sex!
He only takes it.

7:22 am September, 16 Supwitit said...

MTV tatt on
His neck is all it took to
Get him on a show
.
.
.
.
just haikuin’

7:31 am September, 16 Supwitit said...

Yo! MTV Craps!
This butt baby of
V. Ice and Kriss Kross

7:43 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Pimpin ain’t easy
when your shift at the mail room
ends at ten thirty.

7:50 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

L.L Cool Jerk
With Bart Simpson Tattoo Fail
Sista Not Impressed

7:50 am September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

God thought he made a
good joke with platypus. This
one went waaaaaay too far.

7:53 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Return of DarkSock
Horses Safe For The Mean Time
Good To Have You Back

7:55 am September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“You wanna do the
humpty hump?” asks Rif Raf.
Bleeth says “Not with you!”

7:57 am September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

R. Lee Ermey
shakes head in disgust. Queer steers
can come from Texas.

8:00 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Humpty, Flava, Ice
All have potential claims for
Identify theft

8:01 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

^ Indentity

8:07 am September, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rif Raf wants to know
Should his future tramp stamp say
“I take all cummers”?

8:07 am September, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

BET Tattoo
Wegro Takes It Over The Line
Texas Feels The Fail

8:07 am September, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I think that his ‘look’
Is why God made baseball bats
or short two-by-fours.

8:08 am September, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

a Bart Simpson tat
on a cartoon character
meta-douchebag. son.

8:12 am September, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

used to the bottom
asks Mandy to strap it on
yearns for prison sex

8:14 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

“You see dis bitch here?
Dat’s my mom’s sistah, Shanice.
But itz still all good!”

8:17 am September, 16 tall guy said...

Low-slung belt
plaited pelt
bleeth in distance
offers no resistance
in double time
these silly glasses gonna help make her mine
hat tilt check
my Friday Haiku’s a train wreck

8:18 am September, 16 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Lordy Lordy Lord
My my my my my my my
What have we come too?

8:21 am September, 16 Supwitit said...

What Et Tu haikued @ 7:53a.

8:27 am September, 16 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Bart Simpson’s stink lines
contradict “Cool” hat statement.
Stripper unimpressed.

8:33 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Clearly it’s a bad
idea to allow stoopid
people to get tatts.

8:36 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

“Drivin’ my pimp ride
serious as homicide
you’re goddam right
I gotz all kinds of douche pride!”

8:39 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

“White Maserati to match my belt
I found dis bitch on a site called Yelp
Wear a stoopid hat to hide my stoopid hair
I just can’t wait for Friday Ass Pear!”

8:45 am September, 16 Bag Margera said...

Goofy the Dawg was
passed out while his little sis
had fun with markers.

8:47 am September, 16 jonezy said...

Thin Muffin Pigeen
Also applies to this pic
Two in a row. Yea!

8:51 am September, 16 jonezy said...

No 3D glasses
To see this atrocity
Come at me Bro.

8:52 am September, 16 Bag Margera said...

He’s available
for rapping at your six year
old daughter’s birthday.

8:54 am September, 16 Troy Tempest said...

A shining poo stain
Of moral decrepitude.
God hocks a loogie.

8:55 am September, 16 Ol' Dirty Douche said...

A bullet would give
“Deep in the heart of Texas”
A whole new meaning.

8:58 am September, 16 The Dude said...

Pippi Wrongstocking
Needs to pull up his pants or
Get a fish slap.

8:59 am September, 16 Douche Wayne said...

“Bitches tell me dis and bitches tell me dat,
Bitches tell it to me with a baseball bat.
Don’t get in the way of my fresh pimp strut,
My man Darksock just peed in my butt!”

9:07 am September, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

Chicks get naked for
Douchey cartoon scratch paper
And cropped smaller too

9:07 am September, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

Darksock, that just went into my permapear collection.
Thank you.

9:34 am September, 16 johnny applesack said...

Orkin man wonders,
Exterminate the hood rat
Or this ass-roach first?

9:36 am September, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

Ponytail and Bart
did not impress the lady.
No booty for douche.

3:49 pm September, 16 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

WTF is this?
Seriously, Who shat this out?
I need to vomit.

5:24 pm September, 16 The Dude said...

Welcome back DarkSock
If you’re Kotter, I’m Horshack
Boss? Barbarino!

The the record, my
8:58 haiku was
short one syllable
.
.
needs “He’ll (get a fish slap)”

5:25 pm September, 16 The Dude said...

The the ^ wtf?
For the record, my
brain needs a reboot!

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