Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Old Man Liver
He jussssttttt keeps douchin’… he jusssstttt keeps douchin’…. alonggggg…
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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OML is just happy to have a week off from selling Yellow Pages advertising. He doesn’t mind the company of Z-level bleeths.
His face looks like that because he has no upper teeth.
That old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he must know bleething but don’t say nuttin’ …but old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he just keeps choading A…..loooong.
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. He don’t plant pudwacks, he don’t score coochie, and them that bags ’em are soon forgotten, but old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he just keeps choading A….looooong.
They’re lined up in descending order of bust size, apparently. If the brunette in front isn’t trying to grow dreds, she should think about washing her hair. And Lance ArmScrote is either trying to hold that dump in or let it go into the sunken chested blonde’s lap.
Snookie-lite is giving the Mayan eye of “get out my face or I cut you”
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Grampa’s rough, grey chin pubes are going to chafe someone’s ball sack tonight.
This dude’s old? Fuck each and everyone one of you.
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Pants pissers
Jeri Ryan can still pull some tasty old man liver!
Judging from the look of the allegedly “hott” (editors note- not even close) on the left, either he just broke wind, or his credit card was just declined. Either way, I think Old Man River is going to go home alone.
river/liver whatever…
I have seen the idiot, and it is me.
Is he making duck lips or a doody in his Depends? And what is the right age to hang up the douche hat and just settle down before it looks just plain sad instead of cool?
What’s with natty holding the sword ? and that’s not a sexual metaphor, she actually has a sword.
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just wondering
wouldn’t mind a look-see at Blonde Hott’s uterus
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son
His nose seems to have peen pinched from jamming it up too many dudes’ sphincters in the steam room.
Perhaps there should be a “Most Interesting Douche in the World” category in the annual HCwDB holiday picnic. Or, “Douchebags of a Certain Age”.
Or an annual Immature at Heart Award.
Lift that bag and choat that fail,
get a little drunk and barf on Gail.
Strangest duck I’ve seen all day.
That Trent Reznor sure can pull some hots.
Really, when you think about the words to the song, “Old Man River” really is a douche. Next up “Dong in my Mouth” starring Old Man Reempuss.
Isn’t that George Hincapie?
Looks like we have a contender for the 2011 Most Trashcan To The Head Worthy. At least I know I wanted to pretend I was Mookie and his face was the window of Sal’s Pizzeria.
That’s Cyrus again, from the trailer park.
Man, I hope Donald Fagen kept the receipt on that nosejob.
I might have been willing to look the other way and given OML a Notta, but for that sneer. And that sneer. It is blue ribbon material. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so perfect a douche sneer since the Bag Islander. For that is the sneer by which all others must be judged. I am html illiterate, but if you click on the Bag Islanders Long Island Bikini Hott in the HOH, you will see what I mean,
Not enough douche signifiers…
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He may be really flying on horse tranqulizers right now, but he’s notta douche.