Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Old Man Liver

He jussssttttt keeps douchin’… he jusssstttt keeps douchin’…. alonggggg…

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am September, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

OML is just happy to have a week off from selling Yellow Pages advertising. He doesn’t mind the company of Z-level bleeths.

9:41 am September, 21 troy tempest said...

His face looks like that because he has no upper teeth.

9:46 am September, 21 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

That old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he must know bleething but don’t say nuttin’ …but old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he just keeps choading A…..loooong.
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. He don’t plant pudwacks, he don’t score coochie, and them that bags ’em are soon forgotten, but old man douchebag, that old man douchebag, he just keeps choading A….looooong.

9:47 am September, 21 SomeGuy said...

They’re lined up in descending order of bust size, apparently. If the brunette in front isn’t trying to grow dreds, she should think about washing her hair. And Lance ArmScrote is either trying to hold that dump in or let it go into the sunken chested blonde’s lap.

10:01 am September, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Snookie-lite is giving the Mayan eye of “get out my face or I cut you”
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Grampa’s rough, grey chin pubes are going to chafe someone’s ball sack tonight.

10:10 am September, 21 Vin Douchal said...

This dude’s old? Fuck each and everyone one of you.
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Pants pissers

10:14 am September, 21 The Dude said...

Jeri Ryan can still pull some tasty old man liver!

10:15 am September, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Judging from the look of the allegedly “hott” (editors note- not even close) on the left, either he just broke wind, or his credit card was just declined. Either way, I think Old Man River is going to go home alone.

10:16 am September, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

river/liver whatever…
I have seen the idiot, and it is me.

10:17 am September, 21 Miss Scarlette said...

Is he making duck lips or a doody in his Depends? And what is the right age to hang up the douche hat and just settle down before it looks just plain sad instead of cool?

10:22 am September, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

What’s with natty holding the sword ? and that’s not a sexual metaphor, she actually has a sword.
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just wondering

10:38 am September, 21 Barron von Douchehoven said...

wouldn’t mind a look-see at Blonde Hott’s uterus
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son

10:50 am September, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

His nose seems to have peen pinched from jamming it up too many dudes’ sphincters in the steam room.

11:05 am September, 21 The Dude said...

Perhaps there should be a “Most Interesting Douche in the World” category in the annual HCwDB holiday picnic. Or, “Douchebags of a Certain Age”.

11:16 am September, 21 tall guy said...

Or an annual Immature at Heart Award.

11:17 am September, 21 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Lift that bag and choat that fail,
get a little drunk and barf on Gail.

11:57 am September, 21 Ted Brogan said...

Strangest duck I’ve seen all day.

1:36 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

That Trent Reznor sure can pull some hots.

3:01 pm September, 21 Douchie Spellcheck said...

Really, when you think about the words to the song, “Old Man River” really is a douche. Next up “Dong in my Mouth” starring Old Man Reempuss.

3:48 pm September, 21 Thadius Maximus said...

Isn’t that George Hincapie?

4:26 pm September, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Looks like we have a contender for the 2011 Most Trashcan To The Head Worthy. At least I know I wanted to pretend I was Mookie and his face was the window of Sal’s Pizzeria.

1:49 am September, 22 Douchble Helix said...

That’s Cyrus again, from the trailer park.

7:11 am September, 22 Douchie Spellcheck said...

Man, I hope Donald Fagen kept the receipt on that nosejob.

8:24 am September, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

I might have been willing to look the other way and given OML a Notta, but for that sneer. And that sneer. It is blue ribbon material. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so perfect a douche sneer since the Bag Islander. For that is the sneer by which all others must be judged. I am html illiterate, but if you click on the Bag Islanders Long Island Bikini Hott in the HOH, you will see what I mean,

3:03 pm September, 22 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Not enough douche signifiers…
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He may be really flying on horse tranqulizers right now, but he’s notta douche.

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