Thursday, September 15, 2011
The Lancelot Boyz Speak to Perfectly Hot PTA Mom Vanessa in Monosyllabic Grunts
Muggghhhhh….
Fwe?….
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh…
Mmmmm….
Grrrrooooo?
Nooo Grooooo.
Grahhhhhhh.
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
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- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- dbBen
- soy bomb
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- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Super Rare Ass Clear Cup?
You mis-spelled fap fap fap fap.
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Oh, wait, that’s me….
Douche on the right looks like Jack Jeebs’ cousin.
I love hot MILFs who smoke. I also love hot MILFs who don’t.
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I peed in my hallucinatory shorts once, left them at a Vegas pool.
Where can I get shorts like that? And PTA moms.
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Son
She definitely puts the T and A in PTA. High five?
Now we’re talking hot chick.
There are no PTA moms like her at the schools my kids attend.
Unfortunately.
We could easily take care of the Lancelot Boyz if we could build a two-seater version of this:
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I MAKE HOT BOY LOVE TO THOSE GUYS LAST YEAR, AND THEN THEY DID ME.
RUSSELL
I’m in love. And this time, I’m *sure* it’s the real thing.
new category?
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Most Expensive Random Invite to Your Cabana Hottie
@RUSSELL, that is THE gayest thing I have ever heard.
When the waitress came over to ask what they want (from left to right):
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“I’ll just have an ice water. Soooo hungover bro”
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“Um. A big bottle of Grey Goose with OJ, tonic and lemons. Actually, make that 2 bottles- my bestie Cherise might be coming down later… with her boyfriend. And then also, for me, I think I want some Champagne- do you have Cristal? OK- a bottle of thaaaat too. And then like maybe a couple orders of the shrimp cocktail, an order of the pate, a few ounces of the caviar, and then the crab legs only come by the pound? OK, 5 pounds then. Thaaaaaanks.”
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“Ummmmm. Also an ice water I guess”
I smell an HOH nom commin’ on. Either that or its the neighborhood tire fire.
@ Boss
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I’m think you’re giving them to much credit and the ability to make more than one sound. I think the conversation went like this:
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bro
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bro
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bro?
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bro!
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broooo
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bro??
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bro
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bro
^ how ’bout thinking and too assmunch?
Mmmmmmmmmm…………. Hot PTA Mom Vanessa, something about the way she’s holding that cigarette makes her even more hott.
“I peed in my hallucinatory shorts once, left them at a Vegas pool.” FTW!!
Oddly they appear to being doing the hand hover and she is in contact with them.
If she is a PTA mom, I beg her no more kids. they will ruin that tight tummy. The hips will speard too far and she will no longer be able to wear that skimpy bottom due to the C-section scar.
My guess is the Bros had some fine bro love later that night-and DB1 has transcribed the sounds of that romp for us
fappity fap fap fap
Patriots vs Chargers this Sunday. Who ya got?
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Yes, those are links to the cheerleaders.
Sadly, Natalie would be forced to put that cigarette out in my eye. Mostly because I’ll be dry humping her delicious legs and it would be very difficult to get an even tan. But also because she would tell me its her idea of foreplay and who wouldn’t believe that?
@Vin
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Chargers by an implant in a tight, straining, blue and gold deep plunging stretch top…er, contest.
@Vin
One of Pats cheerleaders is Flutie’s daughter? Do you think she gets Phelan in the end zone?
Is that HCWDB legend the Predatorbag?
She can help me with my math and show me how to work my ruler.
Based on that tatt and those hideous white framed sunglasses, douche on left is the douchiest. But douche on right’s dumb look not only serves to make him dumber, but compliments his semi-plaid shorts and noticeably ‘roid reduced schlong bulge. Sorry to hear about it, knobwrench.
I reckon the reason Vanessa smokes is only because it’s an appetite suppressant. Based on the results I’m okay with that. HOH nom for sure!
That’s one of the most offensive and repugnant things that I have seen in a long time. I mean really, a cigarette? Doesn’t she know how bad smoking is? And the Lancelot Boyz are at tremendous risk for second hand smoke damage. Plus, the smoke could react with the toxic and highly flammable materials in their hair products, which could result in a conflagration.
Girls who smoke will put anything in their mouth.
And I mean anything.
1. With super close up she’s cross eyed
2. Her earings match her bikini bottoms
3. ‘bag on the right has a fully dressed 3rd leg behind the milf
4 Jesus, quit all the damn shouting! If y’all think she belongs in the HoH welllll…., OK, I guess I can go along.
@Douchble Helix, what are you a mo of the ho variety? Her earrings match her bikini bottoms?!!! Who cares! So what if shes cross eyed, that will make her think my dick looks bigger than it is. Shes almost naked and is the head of the local PTA. HOH or die tryin’.
Also DH, The Chive called. It wants your gay ass to comment over there.
Look, Jeff, I’ll type this v e r r r y s l o w w w l y so you can get it all in one reading: Go. Fuck. A. Duck.
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Kim Kardashian never regretted the decision to have her ass mass converted into two Himbos.
Listen, Pops. Im not down with sex with farm animals. I don’t even do it with fat chicks. Maybe you’re thinking of DarkSock. I’m sure he’s peed in a duck at least once. Thanks for typing slow. My computer only runs off of 40 RAMobytes because my processor is down. Not gonna lie, I put a slice of cheese in the floppy drive because my toaster was broken.
Braindead bookends.
Sir Scrotestain is gently caressing Sir Galadouche’s freshly lotioned hand behind her back.
“Milord, thou art truly the loveliest of knaves, thy shriveled balls and eau de chamberpot aftershave both please me.”
I think Bob Mcadouche (1:25 p.m., 09-15-2011) has it right on Predatorbag.
Totally has to be the Predatorbag, you wouldn’t have been able to recognize him if he had on a shirt. But I don’t think he owns one.
That’s him. Great job! Follow the link, above. Drooppy McScrote is an all-timer. So is his hott.
What’s the hold up, Boss? This broad oughtta be in the HoH already.