Monday, October 24, 2011
Beach Hottness Sophie and Bro Johnson Dispute the HCwDB of the Week
For punishment, Beach Hottness Sophie will now commence with my windpipe crushing between her taut, oily, slightly salty tasting with a dash of lotion and parika, upper thigh areas, while I gasp for my last breath of air in a delicious swirl of conscious losing fatigue.
Oh how I would gnaw coquettishly uponst her glutes for an escape from the clutches of death that would never arrive, like a delayed and relentless corporeal priapism throughout the synapses of my suffering, punished soul.
Oh look! One turd by the pool, and one turd in the pool.
Deformed douche. His head is almost as long as his legs.
This photo confirms this chick is hott, not that it wasn’t obvious in the previous pic. She has a bit of a Lindsey Lohan look which does it for me.
She asked him to oil up where she couldn’t reach. He agreed but only if she took a couple photos with him that he could tweet out to his buds :
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@ Bro Johnson- I’m totally banging this Brazialian babe and she’s got a Brazilian ! LOL! F**K Yeah
DUDE, CHECK HER LEFT FOOT OUT
SOMETHING BE WRONG
Deer Sophie: toss him in the pool, and come with me.
Karate Kike.
Electric Boogaloo: The Shirt In The Pants
Pink Panther LV: Inspector Pooseau
Die Hard With Pajamas
Beach Blanket Stinko
T.J. And Hooker
Goys and Dolls
With thighs like that the Colts need her, him too.
2 words, Boss… Jail & Bait
…or is it Master?
well said chief, she sure has all thats required for an nasty playtime! spudnorp,however, needs a thorough drowning.
She has to be a speed skater with thighs like that. Or a zebra.
He looks like he’s bursting to exhale. Hang on, Bro Johnno while we snap a few more off for da-boys!
Midget douche ?
Also, what’s the towel for? To degrease his hand before he picks up his glass or something.
You could feed a Uruguayan rugby team for a week with the round steaks cut from her juicy, juicy thighs.
Someone tell the pommel horse jockey that his pant-stuffing is showing.
tall guy @ 11:18
I’m certainly hoping this douche took more pics of her because I want to see them.
^Foot Man,,,,,,,,,,,,she’s got a funky left foot, but might be due to the odd angled shot. Her right foot appears cool and in need of my salty fuccen ropes.
Looks like it’s Caddy day at Bushwood.
WTF is with the foot critique? She’s a babe, get a grip (on your johnson).
That little tool next to her thinks he’s in the NFL.
Sorry, Tiny Tim. N.ot F.or L.osers.
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Handwipes.
Chicks in hats are so … vogue.
I hope she kicked his douchey ass after this was taken.
Scratch that, I hope she kicks his ass with her weird foot after this picture was taken. I didn’t get a good look but her belly button is a little high as well. You know, I find that if you point out a hot chicks imperfections it makes your tiny dick grow bigger. And there’s that nice false sense of superiority that comes with it too. Win-win.
She’s perfection. if only we could see that pear….it must be juicier than anything in the world…..and can someone PLEASE punch that foorish Bro Johnny in the dick?
HOH anyone??
^Get outta my sphincter, get in to my car.
Um duh Justin. This chicks ten times more smokin’ than Mr. Lipptatts Holly, plus you can see her eyes. Put her in the Hall so that we may view her multiple times if you catch where I’m going with this drift.
I’ve seen 20,549 guys just like this one on every other site. Is it the same guy? Same tattoo? Same stupid look? You’re winning the war on being unique there,Elvis.
HOH!
She is a Polydactyly Hott. Look closely, there are six toes on her left foot.
She’s hot, sure, but she must stop squat now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/S_faEnGc9pI/AAAAAAAAAlo/0_qlBVrJ4MM/s1600/squat.jpg