Monday, October 24, 2011

Beach Hottness Sophie and Bro Johnson Dispute the HCwDB of the Week

For punishment, Beach Hottness Sophie will now commence with my windpipe crushing between her taut, oily, slightly salty tasting with a dash of lotion and parika, upper thigh areas, while I gasp for my last breath of air in a delicious swirl of conscious losing fatigue.

Oh how I would gnaw coquettishly uponst her glutes for an escape from the clutches of death that would never arrive, like a delayed and relentless corporeal priapism throughout the synapses of my suffering, punished soul.

# posted by douchebag1
9:38 am October, 24 Douchial Webster said...

Oh look! One turd by the pool, and one turd in the pool.

9:50 am October, 24 icame isaw idouched said...

Deformed douche. His head is almost as long as his legs.

9:52 am October, 24 Tony Ventresca said...

This photo confirms this chick is hott, not that it wasn’t obvious in the previous pic. She has a bit of a Lindsey Lohan look which does it for me.

9:56 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

She asked him to oil up where she couldn’t reach. He agreed but only if she took a couple photos with him that he could tweet out to his buds :
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@ Bro Johnson- I’m totally banging this Brazialian babe and she’s got a Brazilian ! LOL! F**K Yeah

10:05 am October, 24 FOOT MAN said...

DUDE, CHECK HER LEFT FOOT OUT

SOMETHING BE WRONG

10:09 am October, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Sophie: toss him in the pool, and come with me.

10:16 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Karate Kike.

10:17 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Electric Boogaloo: The Shirt In The Pants

10:17 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pink Panther LV: Inspector Pooseau

10:19 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Die Hard With Pajamas

10:19 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Beach Blanket Stinko

10:20 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

T.J. And Hooker

10:21 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Goys and Dolls

10:22 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With thighs like that the Colts need her, him too.

10:39 am October, 24 creature said...

2 words, Boss… Jail & Bait
…or is it Master?

11:14 am October, 24 schlicht bindenburger said...

well said chief, she sure has all thats required for an nasty playtime! spudnorp,however, needs a thorough drowning.

11:17 am October, 24 Ponderonymous said...

She has to be a speed skater with thighs like that. Or a zebra.

11:18 am October, 24 tall guy said...

He looks like he’s bursting to exhale. Hang on, Bro Johnno while we snap a few more off for da-boys!

11:23 am October, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Midget douche ?

11:32 am October, 24 tall guy said...

Also, what’s the towel for? To degrease his hand before he picks up his glass or something.

11:48 am October, 24 douchieo said...

You could feed a Uruguayan rugby team for a week with the round steaks cut from her juicy, juicy thighs.

Someone tell the pommel horse jockey that his pant-stuffing is showing.

11:59 am October, 24 Tony Ventresca said...

tall guy @ 11:18
I’m certainly hoping this douche took more pics of her because I want to see them.

12:31 pm October, 24 CB Popped said...

^Foot Man,,,,,,,,,,,,she’s got a funky left foot, but might be due to the odd angled shot. Her right foot appears cool and in need of my salty fuccen ropes.

1:15 pm October, 24 Hurl Scheibe said...

Looks like it’s Caddy day at Bushwood.

2:46 pm October, 24 Wedgie said...

WTF is with the foot critique? She’s a babe, get a grip (on your johnson).
That little tool next to her thinks he’s in the NFL.
Sorry, Tiny Tim. N.ot F.or L.osers.
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Handwipes.

2:54 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chicks in hats are so … vogue.

4:47 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

I hope she kicked his douchey ass after this was taken.

4:51 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Scratch that, I hope she kicks his ass with her weird foot after this picture was taken. I didn’t get a good look but her belly button is a little high as well. You know, I find that if you point out a hot chicks imperfections it makes your tiny dick grow bigger. And there’s that nice false sense of superiority that comes with it too. Win-win.

6:41 pm October, 24 SphincterRanger said...

She’s perfection. if only we could see that pear….it must be juicier than anything in the world…..and can someone PLEASE punch that foorish Bro Johnny in the dick?

6:59 pm October, 24 Justin said...

HOH anyone??

7:00 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

^Get outta my sphincter, get in to my car.

7:04 pm October, 24 Anonymous said...

Um duh Justin. This chicks ten times more smokin’ than Mr. Lipptatts Holly, plus you can see her eyes. Put her in the Hall so that we may view her multiple times if you catch where I’m going with this drift.

7:54 pm October, 24 Stephanie said...

I’ve seen 20,549 guys just like this one on every other site. Is it the same guy? Same tattoo? Same stupid look? You’re winning the war on being unique there,Elvis.

8:07 pm October, 24 Official Guy said...

HOH!

11:46 pm October, 24 Roach said...

She is a Polydactyly Hott. Look closely, there are six toes on her left foot.

2:55 am October, 25 Douche France said...

She’s hot, sure, but she must stop squat now

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/S_faEnGc9pI/AAAAAAAAAlo/0_qlBVrJ4MM/s1600/squat.jpg

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