Saturday, October 15, 2011
Comment of the Week: Laura
Laura brings some much needed female perspective on how to react to a horribly depressing HCwDB combination in the Ever Get The Feeling the Universe has Indigestion? thread, and wins the coveted Comment of The Week with this simple sentence:
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This picture makes me want to weepsterbate for humanity.
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I may found a non-profit called “Weepsterbate for Humanity.”
Brevity comes fast. Sometimes, that’s what you want.
Nancy Dreuche aka Laura (which is actually my real name) here. Thanks Jay, just when I want to completely write off all of mankind and join a nudist convent you give me Comment of the Week. I don’t often weepsterbate but when I do, I do it for humanity. And when I found out they cancelled “Arrested Development”. Never stop the mock or douches like the New Kid on the Block reject pictured above will start to think he’s legitimately got game.
I think the pic above is of my old girlfriend Shari with the huge tits’ daughter and Doug Stanhope.
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Notice dangling pronoun and correct possessive on tits.
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Grammarists
Damn you Nancy Dreuche.
Apropos of nothing I scored a Luxman R-1040 today at a local yard sale about 30 minutes later scored a mint set of Polk Monitor 7C’s. All for less then the price of an hour’s worth of a D-Grade Reno hooker. Not that I know anything about D-Grade Reno hookers.
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2 Channel Rules!!!!
Ohh and nice Midwestern Milk duds on the chick above
Et Tu:
There are no hookers in Reno rated as high as D. Not that I’d know either. Rev Chad told me.
He smells like an Armenian wrestler at a sauerkraut eating contest.
That chick is pure Midwestern cornfed goodness. I’d help her with her psych homework any day.
That basically describes my love life.
Weepsterbate reminds me of that early 90’s band Writhin’ and Cryin’
Weepsterbate…is that when you get a rebate for renting “The Crying Game” with Netflix?
He smells like Vitalis and Electric Shave.
Actually, it’s ‘Lectric Shave.
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http://www.google.com/search?q=lectric+shave&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#q=lectric+shave&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&tbo=u&prmd=ivns&source=univ&tbm=shop&sa=X&ei=DFKaTtmMDabw0gG8qvTaBA&ved=0CFcQrQQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=da4cb4cad2513eea&biw=1024&bih=660
I think Will Ferrell is the head official in the Oregon/Arizona State game on ESPN…he’s fuccen with us.
@ Doucheywallnuts
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I have become a Ducks football fan. Maybe because on that rare occassion that I’m home Saturday night they are on and their games are always entertaining.
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@ anyone that would like to shoot Fred Durst point blank between the eyes with a rusty fork shot from a crossbow:
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Fred Durst now has a CBS sitcom
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Fittingly, it’s called ,”Douchebag”
Lumberbag needs to get back to his job at the lumber yard.
I’d rather poopsterbate for poomanity.
when Laura ‘weepsterbates’ I’m hopin she uses a machete, a claw hammer, & a flowbee
I’m with Anonymous there, but I heard through the grapevine that George Harrison performed an impromptu version of “While My Guitar Gently Weepsterbates” one evening at a spontaneous performance somewhere in the London underground.
I recall a television show in the 80’s called “Webster” which featured an adorable little negro midget. He was so cute! Often I would become so aroused I would Websterbate into a wadded-up Members Only jacket.
Weepsterbate FTNOWT (for the next One Word Tuesday).
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and Laura for Hall of Hott.
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yeah i’m biased.
The scary thing is I can totally picture what weepsterbating would look like. It may be the next new fetish… I’m registering weepsterbate.com.
Im trying not to weepsterbate right now…..