Saturday, October 15, 2011

Comment of the Week: Laura


Laura brings some much needed female perspective on how to react to a horribly depressing HCwDB combination in the Ever Get The Feeling the Universe has Indigestion? thread, and wins the coveted Comment of The Week with this simple sentence:

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This picture makes me want to weepsterbate for humanity.

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I may found a non-profit called “Weepsterbate for Humanity.”

# posted by douchebag1
12:49 pm October, 15 Wheezer said...

Brevity comes fast. Sometimes, that’s what you want.

2:21 pm October, 15 General Hairpiece said...

Nancy Dreuche aka Laura (which is actually my real name) here. Thanks Jay, just when I want to completely write off all of mankind and join a nudist convent you give me Comment of the Week. I don’t often weepsterbate but when I do, I do it for humanity. And when I found out they cancelled “Arrested Development”. Never stop the mock or douches like the New Kid on the Block reject pictured above will start to think he’s legitimately got game.

2:22 pm October, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the pic above is of my old girlfriend Shari with the huge tits’ daughter and Doug Stanhope.
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Notice dangling pronoun and correct possessive on tits.
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Grammarists

2:23 pm October, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damn you Nancy Dreuche.

2:23 pm October, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Apropos of nothing I scored a Luxman R-1040 today at a local yard sale about 30 minutes later scored a mint set of Polk Monitor 7C’s. All for less then the price of an hour’s worth of a D-Grade Reno hooker. Not that I know anything about D-Grade Reno hookers.
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2 Channel Rules!!!!

2:25 pm October, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ohh and nice Midwestern Milk duds on the chick above

3:00 pm October, 15 Wedgie said...

Et Tu:
There are no hookers in Reno rated as high as D. Not that I’d know either. Rev Chad told me.

3:18 pm October, 15 Vin Douchal said...

He smells like an Armenian wrestler at a sauerkraut eating contest.

3:26 pm October, 15 Douchie Spellcheck said...

That chick is pure Midwestern cornfed goodness. I’d help her with her psych homework any day.

6:13 pm October, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

That basically describes my love life.

7:24 pm October, 15 DarkSock said...

Weepsterbate reminds me of that early 90’s band Writhin’ and Cryin’

7:59 pm October, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Weepsterbate…is that when you get a rebate for renting “The Crying Game” with Netflix?

8:25 pm October, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

He smells like Vitalis and Electric Shave.

8:28 pm October, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

I think Will Ferrell is the head official in the Oregon/Arizona State game on ESPN…he’s fuccen with us.

9:24 pm October, 15 Vin Douchal said...

@ Doucheywallnuts
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I have become a Ducks football fan. Maybe because on that rare occassion that I’m home Saturday night they are on and their games are always entertaining.
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@ anyone that would like to shoot Fred Durst point blank between the eyes with a rusty fork shot from a crossbow:
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Fred Durst now has a CBS sitcom
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Fittingly, it’s called ,”Douchebag”

9:40 pm October, 15 Nostradouchus said...

Lumberbag needs to get back to his job at the lumber yard.

10:36 pm October, 15 Anonymous said...

I’d rather poopsterbate for poomanity.

11:09 pm October, 15 creature said...

when Laura ‘weepsterbates’ I’m hopin she uses a machete, a claw hammer, & a flowbee

12:04 am October, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’m with Anonymous there, but I heard through the grapevine that George Harrison performed an impromptu version of “While My Guitar Gently Weepsterbates” one evening at a spontaneous performance somewhere in the London underground.

5:09 am October, 16 hermit said...

I recall a television show in the 80’s called “Webster” which featured an adorable little negro midget. He was so cute! Often I would become so aroused I would Websterbate into a wadded-up Members Only jacket.

11:10 am October, 16 Steve L. said...

Weepsterbate FTNOWT (for the next One Word Tuesday).
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and Laura for Hall of Hott.
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yeah i’m biased.

4:40 pm October, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The scary thing is I can totally picture what weepsterbating would look like. It may be the next new fetish… I’m registering weepsterbate.com.

4:13 am October, 17 CB Popped said...

Im trying not to weepsterbate right now…..

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