Friday, October 21, 2011
Dirty Harry’s Facial Pubes Got Run Over by a Truck
It’s enough to make me swear off Coumadin for a generation.
I have no idea what that means.
I’m babbling worse than Roman Polanski on the set of iCarly.
Marissa has the angelic smile and S&M underpinnings of 1930’s movie star and It Girl Jean Harlow.
I can almost see that hairline receding in fast motion, like those time lapse photos of plants.
Marissa, never kiss the Mohel after an appointment
Travis Barker gets more douchey each year.
Is it just me or is this chick Erin Burnett on CNN hot as ballz?
Mmmmmm… Marissa is a goth version of Kisten Dunst. Excellence.
That dudes got less class than Andrew Dice Clay.
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@Vin
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I dig Erin Burnett and all smart photogenic girls. Like Mrs. Kroeger, who I slapped a few regrettable times when I was a raging drunk and she made fun of me for losing my licence and my business. But that was then and I got that Toy Matinee song fucking stuck in my drug addled head now.
@ Vin. I dig her. But not as much as the Jayhawks.
Odd, weird side boob reveal going on here. I’m not sure what to make of it or if I should just wait for some end of week pear.
@ Rev
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Try this one:
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I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblence to this legend.
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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9154-715877.jpg
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Could it be ? or just a cheap imposter
I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap imposter
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I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap impostor
I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap impostor
Also, what Magnum Douche P.I. said.
@ Magnum Douche PI
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Aiy , don’t start these guys up
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This, however, is a hilarious trek down memory lane.
started up^
It sucks when you lose your hair on top,then you start manscaping other parts to divert my attention away from the top of your head.You’re not fooling anyone. Perhaps try gluing your pubic hair to the top and you’ve got a Saturday Night Live skit.
I’m babbling worse than Roman Polanski on the set of iCarly.
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Salty fuccen tears, Boss. Salty fuccen tears…..
The Boss’s initial, incoherent paragraph gave me an idea for a new feature. Either Non-sequitur Friday or Malapropism Friday. Or Priapism Friday.
@Stephanie, or he can wear a dead squirrel on his head and it could be a Kids In The Hall skit.
“Worst Facial Hair/Chin Pubes” of the year vote.
Vin, you’re right, I should know better than to throw chum in the water on a friday afternoon in this shark tank. And nice douchecollage link.
I also braid my chest hair and now have chest dreds.
I see a Kid Rock concert, a stolen snatch, and sad, sad blue balls in the future.
@ Vin
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Thanks for that stroll down amnesia lane. I just realized that I’m both proud and horrified by the amount of time I spend on this site. I can’t remember anything of real importance but I do remember most of the pictures I sent to the Boss man. That and I’m glad I found somewhere that I can post rude shit and people think it is funny. At least 0.0000000000001% of the time. Thanks ya bunch of fucckers!