Friday, October 21, 2011

Dirty Harry’s Facial Pubes Got Run Over by a Truck

It’s enough to make me swear off Coumadin for a generation.

I have no idea what that means.

I’m babbling worse than Roman Polanski on the set of iCarly.

Marissa has the angelic smile and S&M underpinnings of 1930’s movie star and It Girl Jean Harlow.

# posted by douchebag1
9:56 am October, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I can almost see that hairline receding in fast motion, like those time lapse photos of plants.

10:06 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Marissa, never kiss the Mohel after an appointment

10:17 am October, 21 Blair said...

Travis Barker gets more douchey each year.

10:36 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Is it just me or is this chick Erin Burnett on CNN hot as ballz?

10:43 am October, 21 The 'Baggernaut said...

Mmmmmm… Marissa is a goth version of Kisten Dunst. Excellence.

10:44 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That dudes got less class than Andrew Dice Clay.
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10:48 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin
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I dig Erin Burnett and all smart photogenic girls. Like Mrs. Kroeger, who I slapped a few regrettable times when I was a raging drunk and she made fun of me for losing my licence and my business. But that was then and I got that Toy Matinee song fucking stuck in my drug addled head now.

10:56 am October, 21 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Vin. I dig her. But not as much as the Jayhawks.

11:07 am October, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Odd, weird side boob reveal going on here. I’m not sure what to make of it or if I should just wait for some end of week pear.

11:19 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev
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Try this one:
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12:04 pm October, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblence to this legend.
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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9154-715877.jpg
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Could it be ? or just a cheap imposter

12:12 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap imposter
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12:15 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap impostor

12:17 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

I know all these tools start looking alike after a while, but this guy has a strange resemblance to this legend.
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Could it be ? or just a cheap impostor

12:17 pm October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Also, what Magnum Douche P.I. said.

12:19 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

@ Magnum Douche PI
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Aiy , don’t start these guys up
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This, however, is a hilarious trek down memory lane.

12:19 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

started up^

12:21 pm October, 21 Stephanie said...

It sucks when you lose your hair on top,then you start manscaping other parts to divert my attention away from the top of your head.You’re not fooling anyone. Perhaps try gluing your pubic hair to the top and you’ve got a Saturday Night Live skit.

12:34 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

I’m babbling worse than Roman Polanski on the set of iCarly.
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Salty fuccen tears, Boss. Salty fuccen tears…..

12:35 pm October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Boss’s initial, incoherent paragraph gave me an idea for a new feature. Either Non-sequitur Friday or Malapropism Friday. Or Priapism Friday.

12:38 pm October, 21 Save Me said...

@Stephanie, or he can wear a dead squirrel on his head and it could be a Kids In The Hall skit.

1:29 pm October, 21 CB Popped said...

“Worst Facial Hair/Chin Pubes” of the year vote.

1:31 pm October, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Vin, you’re right, I should know better than to throw chum in the water on a friday afternoon in this shark tank. And nice douchecollage link.

2:32 pm October, 21 Eponymous Douche said...

I also braid my chest hair and now have chest dreds.

4:43 pm October, 21 Nostradouchus said...

I see a Kid Rock concert, a stolen snatch, and sad, sad blue balls in the future.

4:48 pm October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin
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Thanks for that stroll down amnesia lane. I just realized that I’m both proud and horrified by the amount of time I spend on this site. I can’t remember anything of real importance but I do remember most of the pictures I sent to the Boss man. That and I’m glad I found somewhere that I can post rude shit and people think it is funny. At least 0.0000000000001% of the time. Thanks ya bunch of fucckers!

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