Friday, October 21, 2011
Friday Haiku
“Hi! We are your hosts!
Welcome to Abs n’ Crabs, Sir;
Care to see our groins?”
Muscle Man’s tattoo
Reads, “Please help pull up my pants”
Peg pees down own leg
— saulgoode42
Stumpy likes his groin
Bleeth wants some cock action now!
Looks in her own pants.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Amir runs from scene
Allergic reaction to
Preparation H
— Vin Douchal
The Groin Shave Reveal
Combined with Short Man’s Syndrome
Results in Douchebag
— DoucheyWallnuts
Phallus barely hid,
Nipples weep in Mandarin
For the shame of man
— Ponderonymous
She finds the meaning
of “Ancient Chinese Secret”
he has no penis.
— Medusa Oblongata
Were his legs shrunk by
‘roids or Preparation H?
Brain’s still water-logged.
— Wheezer
Stumpy likes his groin
Bleeth wants some cock action now!
Looks in her own pants.
Chinese translation
On abs says.”Confucious likes
To fuck his mother.
Big Ass Sunglasses!
Really, we viewers need them.
To block this taint view.
As rickets set in
From Meth use. Worlds’s ugliest teen
Leans on her friend Bra.
Not-So-Hott appears
To have major pigeon toe.
Douche is lobster-like.
Brunette breaks the rules.
Never wear orange past Labour
Day. No heels with cocks.
Dispepsia and
Bacardi Tangerine are
Always a bad mix.
Devil worshippers
Wear big shades to block lazer
Eyes of evil douche.
She has more ailments
Than Zyzz’ Thai brothel. Wouldn’t
Bang her with Vin’s cock.
Muscle Man’s tattoo
Reads, “Please help pull up my pants”
Peg pees down own leg
She’s so out of shape
When Stump throws her on the bed
She turns to puddle.
Vin’s cocck says to Rev
“Industrial strength Kevlar
“Rubbers made for that”
Chinese symbols spell
Heat wok to three-twenty-five
Sear off this choad’s nuts
Bruises all over
Bleeth bounces from cockk to cocck
Cum bucket snap twat
Amir runs from scene
Alergic reaction to
Preparation H
Chinese symbols spell
Narcissistic “Roid Bag Douche
In Love With Mirror”
Chinese tattoo say
Me love cream of sum young gai
One quart at a time
Midget wrestling champ
Poses post-fight with ring girl
Time to pee in butt
Mattel’s new doll pair
Bruise Bleeth Barbie With Spread Legs
Douche Ken -Still No Cocck
Sneakers let Blockhead
make clean getaway, when boss
asks for merch-stall cash.
The Groin Shave Reveal
Combined with Short Man’s Syndrome
Results in Douchebag
Tattoos used to measure
Just how deep in the Poo Pool
This douchebag sinks to
Shrunken ‘Roider asks:
“Can I have some body fat?”
Chubby girl: “Of course”.
Sneakers on pool deck
Is dick move even for douche
Midgets should wear heels
Needle poked his ribs
Come on, dude, eat a burger
Next tatt will hurt less.
Poolside pustules
Ooze the Herp from every pore;
Societal loss!
May I be the first
On Friday’s Haiku comments
To call this guy, “Cunt!”
Bowlegged Bikini Beauty’s posture
suggests she may have
taken an RPG round to the crotch
^’Roidal Penis Gift
Not surprisingly
The guy from the Middle East
Can’t count worth a shit
dysentery.
Explosively from my mouth.
Great pic dipshit.
^Chris in D-bag Dad is going with the always popular 12-5-12 haiku
RAZOR STUMBLE.
THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY
Bleeth named Eileen brings
douche to the pool but not for
some moral support.
Dodging RPG
rounds makes one lose count. Please give
him a break Jonezy.
Douche walks into tatt
shop and says give me something
deep to girls in teens.
.
.
.
.
Thanks Garfunkle and Oates!
Crabs read tatt on way
to his face. “Stay warm in groin
or suffer the AXE.”
Phallus barely hid,
Nipples weep in Mandarin
For the shame of man
Thought I would change up the cadence on you guys
Fake tits from Brazil
exoskeleton; China.
damn this global trade.
Her cup fill of Raid
cannot ward off the evil
of human cockroach
He’s like giant bug
let’s hope she bites his head off
when they’re done mating.
She finds the meaning
of “Ancient Chinese Secret”
he has no penis.
I thought of something:
pants-down groin shave reveal means
plumber’s butt in back.
She went to State Fair
won blue ribbons for best bruise
and cow-like boyfriend
Chinese tattoos say,
When one is short on manhood,
don’t let whole world know.
my tattoo says what ?
pull my shorts down all the way
“roid shrank nads below”
fuuuuuuuuuck.
Still drunk from last night.
new post already
.
(please)
Rectal
Polynomial
Gashes
She could suck my dick
I would let her suck my dick.
Suck my dick, could she?
Riveting
Posthumous
Groinshavings
Really
Pale
Gunt
Rheumatoid
Penis
Gargling
I will be more than
Glad to second D. Wallnuts
Accurate cunt call.
Short douche or tall hott?
Writing’s on the wall (or abs)
“She’s” really a dude
Enema equals
Rectum douche, use rid instead.
Rectum? Shit, killed ’em.
Heels and bikini
make white gym shoes look shabby.
At least they both shave.
Isnt that Donkey Douche?
Drive those “stilettos”
into his groin area;
no pain, ‘roids shrunk it.
Groin shave revealer
still keeping his legs hidden;
“chicks don’t look there, bro!”
Were his legs shrunk by
‘roids or Preparation H?
Brain’s still water-logged.
Late to post front page?
‘Sock must be out “watering”
grass at Churchill Downs.
Me thinks we lost some posts since last I visited.
Mysterious Pool,
Somewhere in the U.S.A,
Societal loss.
Front page posts are late
Jim Beam, Porch Beef for lunch, folks;
Potty rodeo.
For the fuccen win:
“Nipples weep in Mandarin”
Hilarity, son
Drinking Tang beachside,
Then come a formaldehyde,
#Occupy South Beach.
Medusa 8:47 FTWin
Haiku 69;
the only way I’m gettin’
it here or elsewhere.
I think I saw her on YouPorn in a DP clip!
A jaded old lady from Phlox
Set dynamite off in her box.
When asked the sensation,
She screamed with elation,
“It’s better than elephant cocks.”
Yeah….I know it’s not a haiku. Sue me bitches.
@ Wedgie 801
Guy from the Middle East is actually a US Foreign Service Officer (Diplomat) serving now in SW Asia..FROM Colorado and Alaska, not Middle East. No apologies for diversion from strict Haiku. Cheers!