Friday, October 21, 2011

Friday Haiku

“Hi! We are your hosts!
Welcome to Abs n’ Crabs, Sir;
Care to see our groins?”

Muscle Man’s tattoo
Reads, “Please help pull up my pants”
Peg pees down own leg

— saulgoode42

Stumpy likes his groin
Bleeth wants some cock action now!
Looks in her own pants.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Amir runs from scene
Allergic reaction to
Preparation H

— Vin Douchal

The Groin Shave Reveal
Combined with Short Man’s Syndrome
Results in Douchebag

— DoucheyWallnuts

Phallus barely hid,
Nipples weep in Mandarin
For the shame of man

— Ponderonymous

She finds the meaning
of “Ancient Chinese Secret”
he has no penis.

— Medusa Oblongata

Were his legs shrunk by
‘roids or Preparation H?
Brain’s still water-logged.

— Wheezer

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:53 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stumpy likes his groin
Bleeth wants some cock action now!
Looks in her own pants.

6:54 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chinese translation
On abs says.”Confucious likes
To fuck his mother.

6:55 am October, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Big Ass Sunglasses!
Really, we viewers need them.
To block this taint view.

6:56 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As rickets set in
From Meth use. Worlds’s ugliest teen
Leans on her friend Bra.

6:58 am October, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Not-So-Hott appears
To have major pigeon toe.
Douche is lobster-like.

6:59 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brunette breaks the rules.
Never wear orange past Labour
Day. No heels with cocks.

7:00 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dispepsia and
Bacardi Tangerine are
Always a bad mix.

7:01 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Devil worshippers
Wear big shades to block lazer
Eyes of evil douche.

7:03 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has more ailments
Than Zyzz’ Thai brothel. Wouldn’t
Bang her with Vin’s cock.

7:03 am October, 21 saulgoode42 said...

Muscle Man’s tattoo
Reads, “Please help pull up my pants”
Peg pees down own leg

7:15 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so out of shape
When Stump throws her on the bed
She turns to puddle.

7:18 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Vin’s cocck says to Rev
“Industrial strength Kevlar
“Rubbers made for that”

7:21 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Chinese symbols spell
Heat wok to three-twenty-five
Sear off this choad’s nuts

7:23 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Bruises all over
Bleeth bounces from cockk to cocck
Cum bucket snap twat

7:26 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Amir runs from scene
Alergic reaction to
Preparation H

7:28 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Chinese symbols spell
Narcissistic “Roid Bag Douche
In Love With Mirror”

7:29 am October, 21 Hurl Scheibe said...

Chinese tattoo say
Me love cream of sum young gai
One quart at a time

7:30 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Midget wrestling champ
Poses post-fight with ring girl
Time to pee in butt

7:33 am October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Mattel’s new doll pair
Bruise Bleeth Barbie With Spread Legs
Douche Ken -Still No Cocck

7:35 am October, 21 Colossus of Choads said...

Sneakers let Blockhead
make clean getaway, when boss
asks for merch-stall cash.

7:38 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Groin Shave Reveal
Combined with Short Man’s Syndrome
Results in Douchebag

7:40 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tattoos used to measure
Just how deep in the Poo Pool
This douchebag sinks to

7:43 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

Shrunken ‘Roider asks:
“Can I have some body fat?”
Chubby girl: “Of course”.

7:44 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sneakers on pool deck
Is dick move even for douche
Midgets should wear heels

7:45 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

Needle poked his ribs
Come on, dude, eat a burger
Next tatt will hurt less.

7:46 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poolside pustules
Ooze the Herp from every pore;
Societal loss!

7:47 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

May I be the first
On Friday’s Haiku comments
To call this guy, “Cunt!”

7:52 am October, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Bowlegged Bikini Beauty’s posture
suggests she may have
taken an RPG round to the crotch

7:59 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

^’Roidal Penis Gift

8:01 am October, 21 Wedgie said...

Not surprisingly
The guy from the Middle East
Can’t count worth a shit

8:02 am October, 21 jonezy said...

dysentery.
Explosively from my mouth.
Great pic dipshit.

8:05 am October, 21 jonezy said...

^Chris in D-bag Dad is going with the always popular 12-5-12 haiku

8:18 am October, 21 LOVER OF D-BAG said...

RAZOR STUMBLE.
THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY

8:23 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth named Eileen brings
douche to the pool but not for
some moral support.

8:26 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dodging RPG
rounds makes one lose count. Please give
him a break Jonezy.

8:28 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche walks into tatt
shop and says give me something
deep to girls in teens.
.
.
.
.
Thanks Garfunkle and Oates!

8:31 am October, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Crabs read tatt on way
to his face. “Stay warm in groin
or suffer the AXE.”

8:40 am October, 21 Ponderonymous said...

Phallus barely hid,
Nipples weep in Mandarin
For the shame of man

8:43 am October, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Thought I would change up the cadence on you guys

8:44 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fake tits from Brazil
exoskeleton; China.
damn this global trade.

8:45 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

Her cup fill of Raid
cannot ward off the evil
of human cockroach

8:46 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s like giant bug
let’s hope she bites his head off
when they’re done mating.

8:47 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

She finds the meaning
of “Ancient Chinese Secret”
he has no penis.

8:49 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

I thought of something:
pants-down groin shave reveal means
plumber’s butt in back.

8:50 am October, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

She went to State Fair
won blue ribbons for best bruise
and cow-like boyfriend

8:57 am October, 21 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Chinese tattoos say,
When one is short on manhood,
don’t let whole world know.

8:58 am October, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

my tattoo says what ?
pull my shorts down all the way
“roid shrank nads below”

9:08 am October, 21 jonezy said...

fuuuuuuuuuck.
Still drunk from last night.
new post already
.
(please)

9:09 am October, 21 jonezy said...

Rectal
Polynomial
Gashes

9:10 am October, 21 Douchetastic Sam said...

She could suck my dick
I would let her suck my dick.
Suck my dick, could she?

9:11 am October, 21 jonezy said...

Riveting
Posthumous
Groinshavings

9:11 am October, 21 jonezy said...

Really
Pale
Gunt

9:13 am October, 21 jonezy said...

Rheumatoid
Penis
Gargling

9:35 am October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I will be more than
Glad to second D. Wallnuts
Accurate cunt call.

10:16 am October, 21 Blair said...

Short douche or tall hott?
Writing’s on the wall (or abs)
“She’s” really a dude

10:18 am October, 21 Eponymous Douche said...

Enema equals
Rectum douche, use rid instead.
Rectum? Shit, killed ’em.

10:31 am October, 21 FoghornLeghorn said...

Heels and bikini
make white gym shoes look shabby.
At least they both shave.

11:53 am October, 21 Leery said...

Isnt that Donkey Douche?

12:18 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

Drive those “stilettos”
into his groin area;
no pain, ‘roids shrunk it.

12:21 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

Groin shave revealer
still keeping his legs hidden;
“chicks don’t look there, bro!”

12:23 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

Were his legs shrunk by
‘roids or Preparation H?
Brain’s still water-logged.

12:27 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

Late to post front page?
‘Sock must be out “watering”
grass at Churchill Downs.

12:51 pm October, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me thinks we lost some posts since last I visited.

1:27 pm October, 21 CB Popped said...

Mysterious Pool,
Somewhere in the U.S.A,
Societal loss.

2:26 pm October, 21 DarkSock said...

Front page posts are late
Jim Beam, Porch Beef for lunch, folks;
Potty rodeo.

3:35 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

For the fuccen win:
“Nipples weep in Mandarin”
Hilarity, son

4:52 pm October, 21 Nostradouchus said...

Drinking Tang beachside,
Then come a formaldehyde,
#Occupy South Beach.

6:10 pm October, 21 Hermit said...

Medusa 8:47 FTWin

7:56 pm October, 21 Wheezer said...

Haiku 69;
the only way I’m gettin’
it here or elsewhere.

5:43 am October, 22 DixieRecht said...

I think I saw her on YouPorn in a DP clip!

8:01 am October, 22 Pliny said...

A jaded old lady from Phlox
Set dynamite off in her box.
When asked the sensation,
She screamed with elation,
“It’s better than elephant cocks.”

Yeah….I know it’s not a haiku. Sue me bitches.

4:37 pm October, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@ Wedgie 801

Guy from the Middle East is actually a US Foreign Service Officer (Diplomat) serving now in SW Asia..FROM Colorado and Alaska, not Middle East. No apologies for diversion from strict Haiku. Cheers!

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