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HCwDB of the Week: Herman Herpster and Taut Miranda

For bringing retched white-boy trust fund entitlement buried in the stupid-lobes and punchworthy doucheface, H.H. was as toxic as it got last week.

Taut Miranda is purity of skin chewtoy. She has the sunny smile and heaving bosoms of righteous disposition that inspires bake sales, Crusades, and violent overthrows of dictators and fruit rollup factories.

And lets not forget their second appearance in The Herpsterpocalypse.

Together, they’re the first HCwDB of the Month entrant in our last round before the 2011 Douchie Awards in December.

They bested some strong competition including Bleethy Barbie and Fawkshead, Dirty Harry and 1920s Marissa, and the Weekly runner-up from the Friday Haiku, Abs n’ Crabs.

But last week was also a great week for female hottitude. Lets not forget the dreamlike suckle thighs of Beach Hottness Sophie. Nor the temptations of Barely Legal Jenna.

Lotta potentials in there for the 2011 Douchie Awards.

Speaking of which, while an official request for Regs to hand out awards is coming later this week, if ya wanna give out a Douchie Award, drop a line.

In the meantime, your humble narrator for Granola and milk. Cuz I’m healthy like that, yo.