Monday, October 24, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Herman Herpster and Taut Miranda

For bringing retched white-boy trust fund entitlement buried in the stupid-lobes and punchworthy doucheface, H.H. was as toxic as it got last week.

Taut Miranda is purity of skin chewtoy. She has the sunny smile and heaving bosoms of righteous disposition that inspires bake sales, Crusades, and violent overthrows of dictators and fruit rollup factories.

And lets not forget their second appearance in The Herpsterpocalypse.

Together, they’re the first HCwDB of the Month entrant in our last round before the 2011 Douchie Awards in December.

They bested some strong competition including Bleethy Barbie and Fawkshead, Dirty Harry and 1920s Marissa, and the Weekly runner-up from the Friday Haiku, Abs n’ Crabs.

But last week was also a great week for female hottitude. Lets not forget the dreamlike suckle thighs of Beach Hottness Sophie. Nor the temptations of Barely Legal Jenna.

Lotta potentials in there for the 2011 Douchie Awards.

Speaking of which, while an official request for Regs to hand out awards is coming later this week, if ya wanna give out a Douchie Award, drop a line.

In the meantime, your humble narrator for Granola and milk. Cuz I’m healthy like that, yo.

# posted by douchebag1
6:47 am October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sadly, Miranda has ushered in the “Death of the Eyeglasses” look.

7:15 am October, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Reviewing this photo has cured my constipation.

9:04 am October, 24 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know so much about “punchworthy doucheface” but he’s definately ” jackhammer-off-that-stupid-fuccen-tatt worthy”

9:06 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sonewhere in Scotland, a ma weeps and a small single malt-distillery in the lowlands has just rebranded itself.

9:10 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like to drink a wee dram of McGeelllan’s 20 year old blonde. Then mercilessly face rape her Fonzie style for wearing glass frames that remind me of Mr.Bubble baths with some long forgotten chicks I fucked when I was young. Damn you shattered nerves?
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In Patients

9:13 am October, 24 Hurl Scheibe said...

His chest reminds of the floor in toilet scene in Trainspotting.

10:01 am October, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Why do I want to rip his nipples off?

10:42 am October, 24 creature said...

whattabout comment of the week pile o’ poo
steamers

10:44 am October, 24 creature said...

is her rack so big it requires a pair of truss supports?
DarkSock…Crucial?

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