Friday, October 28, 2011
Perfect Boobage Week Continues…
You know how there’s Shark Week?
Well I’m calling this week “Boobs Week.”
Because the HCwDB marketing team down on the second floor of our West Coast office has informed me we need to strategize about viral branding mission statement virtual projection reconfigured synergies of cross-platform integration.
So I fired all their asses and poured myself a Mr. Pibb.
Boobs.
And for the racists among us, you’re now all free to use the term “Towel Head” with impunity.
Wow a new ‘Bag look…hat turned backwards with a towel hanging out…very Arabesque
Can next week be Wang Week? Pleeeeease DB1. Pleeeeeease. I’m begging, begging you.
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Go Non-Lonestar Sports Team!
Minnie Driver has really been slummin it after her breakup with Matt Damon. Apparently she likes her apples douchey now.
Anon @ 10:00 am – We know it’s you, Nancy D…come out of hiding or we’ll post Reverend Chad’s wang.
Ice T wannabe
sweet tan blue boobage brunette
unhand her, Piss Boi!
Her perfect boobage is bending the time-space continuum to the left there….
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He has invented the Arab Mullet; I call for Jihad on his ass.
Her bikini top has a convenient wang guide for perfect alignment for application of hot spray-on yogurt beards.
And where’d Crucial Head go?
I’m ordering a bigger monitor for the unveiling of The Rev’s cockk.
@DarkSock, nothing gets me to do things faster than threats of having to view a Jesus sized anything. Love you guys! Bye.
I’m intrigued by the Flash’s appearance behind and to the left of Supple Sindee. Sindee has the silky lickable tummypooch that leads to the promised land both to the north and the south. Towel Head Timmy should be stoned to death, and I don’t mean the Rasta way but the Sharia way.
^ That’s “Jesus-sized Cockk” to you
I’d prefer him in a burkha…& judging by his watch, he just may play ‘SeaHunt’ in her toilet
I’d wear a thong backwards to the beach if november could be pear month!
Is this skinny really dooosh? The shades and huge watch are certain signifiers, but the lack of ink and water muscle seem to point to wannabe and not fulfleged bag. The angel in the pic may sit on my breathing holes til I tap out…anytime!
Yummy
The special trans-graboid magnet time piece is a favorite of Gaddafi’s sons. I see more club despotism in the future…
I could get used to this.
Douchtastic Sam? Your thoughts?
Perfect Boobage Week is highly commendable. It’s so Mills & Boon.
She looks like perky fun. She has the Mrs.Kroeger shaped square Teutonic head structure and looks much like the Mrs. must be in her thirties but doing sweet on the facials. But nice tits and all that, her body looks contorted, kind of like Rene Zellwegger’s face. It’s alright most of the time for schixxle but sometimes it’s just not ayight. I’f fuck her in an Alien tiny Sigourney Weaver kind of way. Some rough play and then massive penetration with the Jesus-sized incubus to be thrust inside her.
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And the dude can switch over my snow tires and give me a lube and oil for $69.95 at Wal-Mart. His name is Sandeep and he smells like baclava and curried goat parts and gunpowder. Open the pod bay door Sandeep.
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Too stoned.
She looks like the kind of gal that would get upset if she knew that internet pervs were lusting after her boobies. So for fuck’s sake nobody tell her.
Jesus was a “small man” according to those in the temple bathhouse. Just sayin’.
I have much more enjoyed boobies week than the previous Taint Years.
@Vin, what’s the difference between internet pervs and pervs at the pool where that picture was taken? Probably just a tan and the ability to formulate thoughts into words. If she didn’t want people to notice her boobs she would have worn a sweater. Case closed. Bring on the weakly worded take down request.
Oh and I told her at our last book club meeting. We’re all reading that Twilight series. You fellas are aware that I’ve been following you for quite sometime and I hope you’re cool with me sharing my findings with my hot lady friends. If not, you could buy my silence by putting me in the Hall of Mock. Your call really.
you have to make me laugh first!
Cmon Creature! How am I gonna do that? I don’t know any jokes from the 40’s! Not fair.
Bikini top cockk rings are always in style.
as someone with baseless and irrational hatred of all things marketing, i would just like to express my messy and viscous gratitude for Boobs Week.
Dude. I know where I’ve seen this guy before!
Jizz towel.