Thursday, November 3, 2011
Creepy Granpa Jaundy
Sweet Patricia will make this night the main subject of her therapy sessions from July of 2014 to August of 2015.
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- Charles Douchewin
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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This Billy Idol wannabe is already moving in for the boob grab. Classy guy or docuhebag? You decide.
Also, straw-hatted idiot in the background is highly suggestive of venue’s irreverence.
This picture is going to be the main subject of my therapy sessions for quite sometime as well. What? I’m sensitive!
Another crazy eyed chick.
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I’ve got no beef with post-steroids PiscipoBag . Move along
Dudes got crazy eyes too. No wonder douches usually wear sunglasses in doors. To cover up the crazy eyes.
Great. Another leatherbag
she’s earning ‘tuition’ money…enjoy those golden years Daddio…buying poon ‘stimulates’ the economy
Time for change. Sorry EmObama.
Jordy’s grin says, “my third round of the night. thank G*d for Viagra. love that Chicken Ranch. eat your heart out Brookside Mens’ Golf Club!”
If Patricia knew how to deepthoat, she could ask Professor Albino Piscapo for an A rather than have to settle for a C+.
I think we all knew Eddie Van Halen was an oldbag.
I think this guy works either behind the bar as the mixologist or on the floor as beer the sommelier.
John Mellencamp dropped the “Cougar” because he wanted those roles reversed, as witnessed here.
Meg Ryan, AKA The JOKER, smiles in delight.
How about “added”^^ instead of “dropped”? Egads…..
i propose a geriatric douchie for 2011… it could make for an interesting category.
How about beer sommelier instead of beer the sommelier?
He looks like “Haaayyy-ayyyyy” Guy after a 5 year crack bender.
@Jacques, that was EmObama? For the longest time I thought you were a huge Fallout Boy fan. New avatar is much better.
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@army ret douche, I second a geriatric douche category. I mean I know our mocking of them may fall on deaf ears, literally, because as the saying goes, its really hard to teach an old douche new tricks. But its still pretty fun to yank their chain. Am I right Revvie and Creature? Yeah, I’m right.
Anybody else here a fan of JB Smoove?
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this just in, Detroit thinks Nickleback sux
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ND you probably haven’t been shagged this century…get over it & fall on a sword!
is it the same gal in last 2 posts?
…must be her Craigslist portfolio, ‘Young hottie takes all cummers…you got the money honey, it aint no crime!’
Mecha-lecka-hi-licka-Jaundi-Ho!
@creature, it sure feels that way. The last time I got laid we were welcoming our new African American President into office. I better get laid before we get another President or it will be hari kari time at the Dreuche Estates.
Fricken Malcolm McDowell is still stalking the hotts. After a few shots of milk plus, she can look forward to a bit of ultraviolence and close encounter with a large ceramic phallus.
@Nancy, Lemme get this straight. You welcomed President Obama into office with a bit of fuccy succy?? You ma’am are a true patriot.
If it weren’t for crazy-eyed bimbos fucking immature guys twenty years older than they are, I’d never get laid.
Ummm, sweet Patricia ***IS*** bright eyed Bonnie. Just do an A/B on screen – they’re the same girl. DB1 is messin’ with yer head….
@McCrudehoes, it was a little while after but yeah. We got a new president and I was nicer to people for about a week that year. Good times, 2009.
And we may need the computer stylings of Douchble Helix with a side by side comparison of the last two bleeths, because I don’t think its the same chick.
McCrudehoes?? If I had backup singers, and lets face it, I really should, I’ll call them the McCrudehoes. I’m thinking a trio of Japanese Ganguro girls covered in silver glitter.
@McSpellingisimportant guy, My B. But it did give you a new name for your gaggle of glitter geishas. So you know, spelling isn’t really thaaaaat important.
his grin also says, “Yup fellas, I’m gonna roto her toilet!”
@Nancy, awesome actualization of allegorical alliteration.
He looks like he’s won something,but really he’s getting older and knows that time is running out. The desperate 50’s man. Notta douche,just kind of sad.
Rahm Emmanuel 2012. Campaign slogan:
I run this shit, bitch.
a certain psychiatrist will need therapy of his / her own after August 2015.
Nicely played Nostradouchus. Calling Chicago home, can I ever relate to that.