Thursday, November 3, 2011

Creepy Granpa Jaundy

Sweet Patricia will make this night the main subject of her therapy sessions from July of 2014 to August of 2015.

# posted by douchebag1
11:16 am November, 3 tall guy said...

This Billy Idol wannabe is already moving in for the boob grab. Classy guy or docuhebag? You decide.

11:19 am November, 3 tall guy said...

Also, straw-hatted idiot in the background is highly suggestive of venue’s irreverence.

11:22 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

This picture is going to be the main subject of my therapy sessions for quite sometime as well. What? I’m sensitive!

11:26 am November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Another crazy eyed chick.
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I’ve got no beef with post-steroids PiscipoBag . Move along

11:31 am November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dudes got crazy eyes too. No wonder douches usually wear sunglasses in doors. To cover up the crazy eyes.

11:34 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Great. Another leatherbag

11:37 am November, 3 creature said...

she’s earning ‘tuition’ money…enjoy those golden years Daddio…buying poon ‘stimulates’ the economy

11:40 am November, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Time for change. Sorry EmObama.

11:41 am November, 3 creature said...

Jordy’s grin says, “my third round of the night. thank G*d for Viagra. love that Chicken Ranch. eat your heart out Brookside Mens’ Golf Club!”

11:41 am November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If Patricia knew how to deepthoat, she could ask Professor Albino Piscapo for an A rather than have to settle for a C+.

12:00 pm November, 3 Wheezer said...

I think we all knew Eddie Van Halen was an oldbag.

12:03 pm November, 3 Vin Douchal said...
12:03 pm November, 3 tall guy said...

I think this guy works either behind the bar as the mixologist or on the floor as beer the sommelier.

12:08 pm November, 3 Wheezer said...

John Mellencamp dropped the “Cougar” because he wanted those roles reversed, as witnessed here.

Meg Ryan, AKA The JOKER, smiles in delight.

12:12 pm November, 3 Wheezer said...

How about “added”^^ instead of “dropped”? Egads…..

12:13 pm November, 3 army (ret) douche said...

i propose a geriatric douchie for 2011… it could make for an interesting category.

12:19 pm November, 3 tall guy said...

How about beer sommelier instead of beer the sommelier?

12:37 pm November, 3 DarkSock said...

He looks like “Haaayyy-ayyyyy” Guy after a 5 year crack bender.

12:45 pm November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jacques, that was EmObama? For the longest time I thought you were a huge Fallout Boy fan. New avatar is much better.
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@army ret douche, I second a geriatric douche category. I mean I know our mocking of them may fall on deaf ears, literally, because as the saying goes, its really hard to teach an old douche new tricks. But its still pretty fun to yank their chain. Am I right Revvie and Creature? Yeah, I’m right.

1:13 pm November, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Anybody else here a fan of JB Smoove?
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1:26 pm November, 3 creature said...

this just in, Detroit thinks Nickleback sux
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ND you probably haven’t been shagged this century…get over it & fall on a sword!

1:32 pm November, 3 creature said...

is it the same gal in last 2 posts?
…must be her Craigslist portfolio, ‘Young hottie takes all cummers…you got the money honey, it aint no crime!’

1:38 pm November, 3 Jambi and Reverend Chad said...

Mecha-lecka-hi-licka-Jaundi-Ho!

1:40 pm November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@creature, it sure feels that way. The last time I got laid we were welcoming our new African American President into office. I better get laid before we get another President or it will be hari kari time at the Dreuche Estates.

1:43 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fricken Malcolm McDowell is still stalking the hotts. After a few shots of milk plus, she can look forward to a bit of ultraviolence and close encounter with a large ceramic phallus.

1:50 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nancy, Lemme get this straight. You welcomed President Obama into office with a bit of fuccy succy?? You ma’am are a true patriot.

1:56 pm November, 3 RAPETIME said...

If it weren’t for crazy-eyed bimbos fucking immature guys twenty years older than they are, I’d never get laid.

2:00 pm November, 3 troy tempest said...

Ummm, sweet Patricia ***IS*** bright eyed Bonnie. Just do an A/B on screen – they’re the same girl. DB1 is messin’ with yer head….

2:00 pm November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudehoes, it was a little while after but yeah. We got a new president and I was nicer to people for about a week that year. Good times, 2009.

2:18 pm November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

And we may need the computer stylings of Douchble Helix with a side by side comparison of the last two bleeths, because I don’t think its the same chick.

2:22 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

McCrudehoes?? If I had backup singers, and lets face it, I really should, I’ll call them the McCrudehoes. I’m thinking a trio of Japanese Ganguro girls covered in silver glitter.

2:25 pm November, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McSpellingisimportant guy, My B. But it did give you a new name for your gaggle of glitter geishas. So you know, spelling isn’t really thaaaaat important.

2:41 pm November, 3 creature said...

his grin also says, “Yup fellas, I’m gonna roto her toilet!”

2:50 pm November, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nancy, awesome actualization of allegorical alliteration.

3:07 pm November, 3 Stephanie said...

He looks like he’s won something,but really he’s getting older and knows that time is running out. The desperate 50’s man. Notta douche,just kind of sad.

6:45 pm November, 3 Nostradouchus said...

Rahm Emmanuel 2012. Campaign slogan:

I run this shit, bitch.

1:15 am November, 4 Steve L. said...

a certain psychiatrist will need therapy of his / her own after August 2015.

11:25 am November, 4 hatealldouches said...

Nicely played Nostradouchus. Calling Chicago home, can I ever relate to that.

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