Monday, November 14, 2011
Fratpud Juan Can’t Believe His Luck
It’s like winning the Tiny Dancer bar lottery for Fratpud Juan, a mere stage-1 pudling who is in way over his head (and 10DHT).
For Tiny Dancer Maria offers the compact curvature of hall of hott teeth melting sucklethigh.
All that is right in a chaotic universe of inchoate chocolate.
dem bewbs have their own unique gravitational constant…the force of the globes draws in the choads.
Mamm-tasters
When he hits puberty that ‘stache and chin fung are really gonna take off!
A lovely spinner. And beautiful, huge fuckin’ tits. Wow!
She is signaling how many weeks it’s been since Fratput showered.
She’s ready for a career in weather/traffic reporting in Los Angeles
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ETC
My eyes are up here Tiny Maria.
BTW Fratpud Juan is full blown douche, ahem, black and red Yankees hat, ahem
I think her hand gesture is saying “2 hours and I’ll max out this pud’s credit cards and leave him crying.” or maybe “these two perfectly round mounds of silicone have destroyed the lives of much more important men than this tool” I guess its up for debate.
Spinner
Here’s some cool, weird NSFW naked chick action.
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Hold mouse over chick to see what they look like naked. It’s educational!
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HERE
She’s so small you can only mount her with a Tic-Tac strap-on…on your pinky.
She’s so small she uses an electric toothbrush as a vibrator.
She’s so small you can only mount her with a thimble.
She’s so small, she thinks my mini-member is HUGE!
I’d spoon-feed Milk Duds® into her gaping cleavage with a coal shovel.
She’s so small she sleeps with a Ken doll.
She so small she uses dental floss as a g-string.
Cool thing, Vin. What planet are all these hairy-snatched broads from?
Vin, some of those gals are sportin’ civil war beards & hitler ‘staches
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her two fingers signal how many years ’til she explodes to Jr. Jabba dimensions
@Vin:
Would be impressive if you can get that for us with the S.I. swimsuit models. Not my mom and her bridge club.
Def HoH. Juan, there’s a cream for that fungoloid growth around your mouth and chin. It’s called “Nair.”
Yeah, she’s one of those little big tits types. No less a hott for it, though. She’s quite the lovely. The knob wrench comes within coo-ee of a Notta pass. Too bad, schlemiel.
Beware. The starch bomb goes off at age 30.
No way she’s going out with that guy. Unless those two fingers she’s holding up are counting how many penises he’s packing.
Which would also explain her happy expression.
Agree with blah: she’ll be a hambeast soon enough.
way before 30, Blah…soon as she squats out the first lard baby, she becomes a 4’10” halftrack…many of her proto-type collapsing bus benches in SoCal
Juan parks cars at El Coyote
You guys are saying this fine thing is gonna end up some kind of heffer?
Because she’s Mexican? I don’t get it…
Meh, stage 1. Make him shave that pube fluff off, get rid of the hat and he’s a somewhat respectable young man. I’d put an ankle bracelet on him, though. If he wanders into douche territory again, he’s gettin’ a phone call.
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Yet another unscrupulous plastic surgeon. When she’s undressed, those tits look like this
Sweet tittied Mother of Mary, he has an eyebrow piercing. That ups him to Stage 2 in my book. And if those boobs don’t make it into the HOH, a baby lemur is gonna be force fed fried chicken by an adult koala. Damn it, I miss watching TV. People that watch TV don’t talk like this. Seriously though those mamms need speed boating by a trained zoologist. Who is with me on this?
Yeah, I thought that eyebrow iron was just a bit of shit on the lens. This one’d require monitoring (assuming I’m that interested in him – which I’m not!)
Time for bed.
she is so small her taint is just a tai.
she is so small she can wipe her ass with postage stamps.
she is so small she is taller laying on her stomach.
he is a complete douche, double hand gesture
She is so small her gyno uses tweezers as a speculum. And he STILL doesn’t warm them up prior to.
Her boobs are so big it makes the rest of her look smaller.
O Tiny Dancer. You are living, breathing, mocha Viagara of the sweetest spicy kind. You are a spinner among spinners and an island of anal delight.
Enjoy her today, Rev; for tomorrow, with a wet sharting sound, she becomes a stage 1 Snooki.
HamBeast…heh heh heh
She is signaling her two boobs will soon be in the hall of fame.
@Vin, I assume you also clicked on them to get the rear view. If not, sorry for the next 15 minutes.