Monday, November 14, 2011

Fratpud Juan Can’t Believe His Luck

It’s like winning the Tiny Dancer bar lottery for Fratpud Juan, a mere stage-1 pudling who is in way over his head (and 10DHT).

For Tiny Dancer Maria offers the compact curvature of hall of hott teeth melting sucklethigh.

All that is right in a chaotic universe of inchoate chocolate.

# posted by douchebag1
2:51 pm November, 14 SonnyChibaChoad said...

dem bewbs have their own unique gravitational constant…the force of the globes draws in the choads.

Mamm-tasters

3:02 pm November, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

When he hits puberty that ‘stache and chin fung are really gonna take off!

3:04 pm November, 14 Douchble Helix said...

A lovely spinner. And beautiful, huge fuckin’ tits. Wow!

3:09 pm November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is signaling how many weeks it’s been since Fratput showered.

3:10 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

She’s ready for a career in weather/traffic reporting in Los Angeles

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ETC

3:11 pm November, 14 Douche of Hazard said...

My eyes are up here Tiny Maria.

3:12 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

BTW Fratpud Juan is full blown douche, ahem, black and red Yankees hat, ahem

3:12 pm November, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think her hand gesture is saying “2 hours and I’ll max out this pud’s credit cards and leave him crying.” or maybe “these two perfectly round mounds of silicone have destroyed the lives of much more important men than this tool” I guess its up for debate.

3:13 pm November, 14 Wedgie said...

Spinner

3:20 pm November, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s some cool, weird NSFW naked chick action.
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Hold mouse over chick to see what they look like naked. It’s educational!
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HERE

3:21 pm November, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s so small you can only mount her with a Tic-Tac strap-on…on your pinky.

3:23 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She’s so small she uses an electric toothbrush as a vibrator.

3:24 pm November, 14 CB Popped said...

She’s so small you can only mount her with a thimble.

3:24 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She’s so small, she thinks my mini-member is HUGE!

3:27 pm November, 14 hermit said...

I’d spoon-feed Milk Duds® into her gaping cleavage with a coal shovel.

3:27 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She’s so small she sleeps with a Ken doll.

3:31 pm November, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She so small she uses dental floss as a g-string.

3:47 pm November, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Cool thing, Vin. What planet are all these hairy-snatched broads from?

4:30 pm November, 14 creature said...

Vin, some of those gals are sportin’ civil war beards & hitler ‘staches
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her two fingers signal how many years ’til she explodes to Jr. Jabba dimensions

5:29 pm November, 14 Wedgie said...

@Vin:
Would be impressive if you can get that for us with the S.I. swimsuit models. Not my mom and her bridge club.

6:40 pm November, 14 Nostradouchus said...

Def HoH. Juan, there’s a cream for that fungoloid growth around your mouth and chin. It’s called “Nair.”

6:53 pm November, 14 tall guy said...

Yeah, she’s one of those little big tits types. No less a hott for it, though. She’s quite the lovely. The knob wrench comes within coo-ee of a Notta pass. Too bad, schlemiel.

7:14 pm November, 14 Blah said...

Beware. The starch bomb goes off at age 30.

7:20 pm November, 14 Wedgie said...

No way she’s going out with that guy. Unless those two fingers she’s holding up are counting how many penises he’s packing.
Which would also explain her happy expression.

7:38 pm November, 14 tall guy said...

Agree with blah: she’ll be a hambeast soon enough.

7:51 pm November, 14 creature said...

way before 30, Blah…soon as she squats out the first lard baby, she becomes a 4’10” halftrack…many of her proto-type collapsing bus benches in SoCal

7:53 pm November, 14 creature said...

Juan parks cars at El Coyote

8:37 pm November, 14 Douchble Helix said...

You guys are saying this fine thing is gonna end up some kind of heffer?
Because she’s Mexican? I don’t get it…

9:09 pm November, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Meh, stage 1. Make him shave that pube fluff off, get rid of the hat and he’s a somewhat respectable young man. I’d put an ankle bracelet on him, though. If he wanders into douche territory again, he’s gettin’ a phone call.
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Yet another unscrupulous plastic surgeon. When she’s undressed, those tits look like this

10:37 pm November, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Sweet tittied Mother of Mary, he has an eyebrow piercing. That ups him to Stage 2 in my book. And if those boobs don’t make it into the HOH, a baby lemur is gonna be force fed fried chicken by an adult koala. Damn it, I miss watching TV. People that watch TV don’t talk like this. Seriously though those mamms need speed boating by a trained zoologist. Who is with me on this?

3:30 am November, 15 tall guy said...

Yeah, I thought that eyebrow iron was just a bit of shit on the lens. This one’d require monitoring (assuming I’m that interested in him – which I’m not!)

Time for bed.

5:16 am November, 15 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

she is so small her taint is just a tai.

she is so small she can wipe her ass with postage stamps.

she is so small she is taller laying on her stomach.

he is a complete douche, double hand gesture

5:55 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

She is so small her gyno uses tweezers as a speculum. And he STILL doesn’t warm them up prior to.

6:04 am November, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Her boobs are so big it makes the rest of her look smaller.

6:50 am November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

O Tiny Dancer. You are living, breathing, mocha Viagara of the sweetest spicy kind. You are a spinner among spinners and an island of anal delight.

7:07 am November, 15 DarkSock said...

Enjoy her today, Rev; for tomorrow, with a wet sharting sound, she becomes a stage 1 Snooki.

7:07 am November, 15 DarkSock said...

HamBeast…heh heh heh

7:34 am November, 15 Douche-douche said...

She is signaling her two boobs will soon be in the hall of fame.

10:43 am November, 15 fatness said...

@Vin, I assume you also clicked on them to get the rear view. If not, sorry for the next 15 minutes.

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