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- Eliza Douchcoo
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- I R A Darth Aggie
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
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- The Dude
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- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
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- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
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- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Christina Ricci Bleeth is showing some holy black triangle.
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Fricken uggs in the background. Never fails to make a chick look like a retarded Eskimo.
The third Corey, Corey Shempmanhaim, laments yet another “Coreys Movie” rerun on TBS that he’s not in
“Look behind me ! That douchebag is utilizing the Vulcan Nerve Pinch maneuver on an unsuspecting douchebag! And stop staring at my lovely Dierdra’s uber sucklethighs!”
Fucking Coreys. I need some strange. Have known the Mrs. for thirty years around now. Fucking Jebus. I knew I was too young to get married at 31 after she chased me down for a decade seeking the Holy Cock. Fuck. Thirty years till I’m dead, I need more pussy. I need Megapussy not the little bit of strange lovin I run into through incest and hookers and girls in the bad part of town who give me a blowey for a gram and a slice of pie. And by incest I mean adults at least a first cousin away from me. Hermit has to know some hot chicks that pick up shit around his hovel while washing cars in cheerleader uniforms and getting each other all wet and shit for the homecoming dance.
Paula Abdul shows you how she likes ’em: young, dumb and full of…..
shit.
great legs!
….that & Michael Madsen drinks his own piss
Richard Jeni rose from the dead?
Hopefully that is a shoulder-fired rocket he’s pointing at, headed directly toward his pink lipstick(?). WTF
ADAM ANT LIVES!!!! Holy Fucker!
I’m sure he’s just pointing at some other chicks boobs, so he gets a pass right? His cakeHOLE sure is GLORYius though.
Very young version of Christopher Walken…polishing his comedic chops…
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…like the assertion that he’s actually straight and interested in the slightest in the raven haired bleeth beside him….
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…a freakin’ hilarious tableau!
Mongo get confused. Mongo get sleepy.
On certain dreary fall days I sometimes drift into self doubt thinking that I wasted my youth in C-U doing college learnin’ things and working toward a career instead of partying and getting laid every night.
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And then I see this.
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And the doubt fades.
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Bless you.
@Fatness– I’m in the C-U now. I assure you, the succeeding generations do not have your discipline. Between the drunken piles of Ugg-boot/sweatpants wearing bleeths on the curb in the morning, and the bros coming into the shop and bragging that they’re paying for their tattoo with their student loan money….. Sigh. I buy another assault rifle and pray that they start to riot over here, too. If I were to pick off a few, I’d feel like you and I might be somewhat avenged.
With a little bit more eyeliner, some stage blood and latex he would make an excellent addition to Baron Von Goolo’s haunted houses.
He’s got some major DSLs….no homo.
Mongo cut off sleeve to look cool.
Uggs, on any chick in public, are just Uggly,
rev,
I may have the remains of a cheerleader buried somewhere around here but i don’t really remember.
But dude, just drag out your Halloween get-up and hit the clubs.
You’ll be crushing more tail than Herman Cain at a business convention .
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Herman’s Hermit
Just out of frame: Lindsey Lohan’s asshole, which his middle digit is sunken two knuckles deep into; the sensation feels not unlike a calf suckling a teasing finger.
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LiLos.
“you wanna put THAT in my WHAT?”
Lilly just wants to watch
@medusa, when the time comes and you need a spotter and/or scorekeeper, call me.