Monday, November 7, 2011

Mongo See Crab Cakes!

Mongo like Crab Cakes!

Mongo crotch itch. Mongo not like it when crotch itch.

# posted by douchebag1
4:13 pm November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Christina Ricci Bleeth is showing some holy black triangle.
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Fricken uggs in the background. Never fails to make a chick look like a retarded Eskimo.

4:19 pm November, 7 Vin Douchal said...

The third Corey, Corey Shempmanhaim, laments yet another “Coreys Movie” rerun on TBS that he’s not in

4:36 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Look behind me ! That douchebag is utilizing the Vulcan Nerve Pinch maneuver on an unsuspecting douchebag! And stop staring at my lovely Dierdra’s uber sucklethighs!”

4:52 pm November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking Coreys. I need some strange. Have known the Mrs. for thirty years around now. Fucking Jebus. I knew I was too young to get married at 31 after she chased me down for a decade seeking the Holy Cock. Fuck. Thirty years till I’m dead, I need more pussy. I need Megapussy not the little bit of strange lovin I run into through incest and hookers and girls in the bad part of town who give me a blowey for a gram and a slice of pie. And by incest I mean adults at least a first cousin away from me. Hermit has to know some hot chicks that pick up shit around his hovel while washing cars in cheerleader uniforms and getting each other all wet and shit for the homecoming dance.

4:54 pm November, 7 Wedgie said...

Paula Abdul shows you how she likes ’em: young, dumb and full of…..

4:54 pm November, 7 Wedgie said...

shit.

5:09 pm November, 7 creature said...

great legs!

5:10 pm November, 7 creature said...

….that & Michael Madsen drinks his own piss

5:50 pm November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Richard Jeni rose from the dead?

5:57 pm November, 7 Justin said...

Hopefully that is a shoulder-fired rocket he’s pointing at, headed directly toward his pink lipstick(?). WTF

6:47 pm November, 7 schlicht bindenburger said...

ADAM ANT LIVES!!!! Holy Fucker!

7:11 pm November, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m sure he’s just pointing at some other chicks boobs, so he gets a pass right? His cakeHOLE sure is GLORYius though.

7:38 pm November, 7 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Very young version of Christopher Walken…polishing his comedic chops…
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…like the assertion that he’s actually straight and interested in the slightest in the raven haired bleeth beside him….
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…a freakin’ hilarious tableau!

8:00 pm November, 7 troy tempest said...

Mongo get confused. Mongo get sleepy.

9:00 pm November, 7 fatness said...

On certain dreary fall days I sometimes drift into self doubt thinking that I wasted my youth in C-U doing college learnin’ things and working toward a career instead of partying and getting laid every night.
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And then I see this.
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And the doubt fades.
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Bless you.

9:15 pm November, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

@Fatness– I’m in the C-U now. I assure you, the succeeding generations do not have your discipline. Between the drunken piles of Ugg-boot/sweatpants wearing bleeths on the curb in the morning, and the bros coming into the shop and bragging that they’re paying for their tattoo with their student loan money….. Sigh. I buy another assault rifle and pray that they start to riot over here, too. If I were to pick off a few, I’d feel like you and I might be somewhat avenged.

9:21 pm November, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

With a little bit more eyeliner, some stage blood and latex he would make an excellent addition to Baron Von Goolo’s haunted houses.

11:13 pm November, 7 Nostradouchus said...

He’s got some major DSLs….no homo.

2:39 am November, 8 CB Popped said...

Mongo cut off sleeve to look cool.

Uggs, on any chick in public, are just Uggly,

5:35 am November, 8 hermit said...

rev,
I may have the remains of a cheerleader buried somewhere around here but i don’t really remember.
But dude, just drag out your Halloween get-up and hit the clubs.
You’ll be crushing more tail than Herman Cain at a business convention .
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Herman’s Hermit

7:21 am November, 8 DarkSock said...

Just out of frame: Lindsey Lohan’s asshole, which his middle digit is sunken two knuckles deep into; the sensation feels not unlike a calf suckling a teasing finger.
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LiLos.

10:24 am November, 8 creature said...

“you wanna put THAT in my WHAT?”

10:25 am November, 8 creature said...

Lilly just wants to watch

11:31 am November, 8 fatness said...

@medusa, when the time comes and you need a spotter and/or scorekeeper, call me.

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