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His face is all scrunched up like that because, not surprisingly, his thumb smelled pretty nasty after he pulled it out of his butthole.
Tanline Tina is devoted to her schlumpkin and is preparing to clean his thumb with her tongue, thereby returning the world to its proper olfactory order.
Beware. The. Asshat.
She’s giving the Cudahay Eye of Pelted Taco
Looks like a five year old with ADHD did his tatts.
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She looks really apprehensive. Yes Megan, he’s a complete tool, swim away quickly.
He may be a brain damaged survivor of a paint factory explosion.
Vin Douchal @ 9:43 FTW.
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Pelted Taco. Gawd.
She has the posture of one who’s boyfriend “keeps her in line”. He has the posture of one who opens peanut butter jars with a hammer.
His motto: “Like that’s gonna stop me”.
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Her motto: “He only hits me because he loves me”.
Fisthole fulfils the ‘complete’ requirement of the masthead.
Also, help a Luddite brother out fellow ‘Bagsters, I’ve gone from tall guy to anonymous overnight after deleting some cookies from my laptop. How can I – or what do I need to do – to return to having my posts, my presence indeed my entire HCwDB life labeled correctly?
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Confused.
This is a test
- tall guy
Yah! I’m back.
Beware droopy boobies.
His Billy Mays style beard is his most charming feature. I would be curious also to see what would happen after beating the living shit out of him, gagging him and tossing him into the core of an MRI machine turned all the way up. I have a feeling you pop that top off and those things look like a couple of week old cucumbers that sat out on the counter.
Courtney Coccks
I feel sorry for her. Look at what his beastly personality has done. If my daughter (imagining for the moment that I had a daughter) ever dragged something like him through the front door I’d chase him right back out while swinging a baseball bat at his head.
As we await Ass Pear I give you, Kristen Bell.

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How’s the weather treating ya in your kneck of the woods?

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I’ve always wanted to be under Kristen Bell…thanks Vin!
Fisthole is no Fist of Power. This fuccer isn’t even a runner-up.
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No, he’s just scrote dreck.
Although I could have done without being under Weather Dude’s phallus.
“Afternoon Testosterone Storms”? Sounds like a circlejerk at the local Vegas pool.
Also, in photo above, bleeth is giving Fisthole, “The Crimson Eye of Menses.”
I hate when I miss Haiku, I have so much pent up commenting….
What do you think this will make you smell like?
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http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/12/now-you-too-can-smell-like-kmart.html
As he pulled his knees even closer to his chest, Fisthole cursed that ether-soaked night in Bangkok when it seemed like such a good idea to have his bellybutton be the mouth of his Adrian Zmed tattoo.
I told them to clean up the shit by the pool,not just the turd floating around in the pool,but the whole pool area.
Kristen Bell fwap.
This is what bulimia and and low self esteem do, people.
1. Wheezer amazes with his recall, and his Fist analysis.
2. Vin got destroyed unintentionally (the best kind) by The Weather Penis.
3. Market research on JWOW By K-Mart? I don’t believe it was conducted.
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Great thread, and the best of the day is with the links.
First of all, Vin, thank you, and wtf?!!?, respectively.
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Secondly, douche in the picture is looking less human and more ’sleestack’–the tattoos give him a reptilian qualify that I find disturbing.
Okay, while he qualifies as a sleestack, I was going for ‘quality’…
Aw Hell, I meant Mr. Walnuts got abused by the Weather Shlong.