Friday, December 2, 2011

Fisthole

Beware. The. Fist.

# posted by douchebag1
9:32 am December, 2 SomeGuy said...

His face is all scrunched up like that because, not surprisingly, his thumb smelled pretty nasty after he pulled it out of his butthole.

Tanline Tina is devoted to her schlumpkin and is preparing to clean his thumb with her tongue, thereby returning the world to its proper olfactory order.

9:41 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Beware. The. Asshat.

9:43 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

She’s giving the Cudahay Eye of Pelted Taco

9:54 am December, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks like a five year old with ADHD did his tatts.
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She looks really apprehensive. Yes Megan, he’s a complete tool, swim away quickly.

9:57 am December, 2 Douche of Hazard said...

He may be a brain damaged survivor of a paint factory explosion.

10:05 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Vin Douchal @ 9:43 FTW.
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Pelted Taco. Gawd.

10:07 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She has the posture of one who’s boyfriend “keeps her in line”. He has the posture of one who opens peanut butter jars with a hammer.

10:08 am December, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His motto: “Like that’s gonna stop me”.
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Her motto: “He only hits me because he loves me”.

10:41 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

Fisthole fulfils the ‘complete’ requirement of the masthead.
Also, help a Luddite brother out fellow ‘Bagsters, I’ve gone from tall guy to anonymous overnight after deleting some cookies from my laptop. How can I – or what do I need to do – to return to having my posts, my presence indeed my entire HCwDB life labeled correctly?
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Confused.

10:43 am December, 2 tall guy said...

This is a test

– tall guy

10:44 am December, 2 tall guy said...

Yah! I’m back.

10:54 am December, 2 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Beware droopy boobies.

11:15 am December, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His Billy Mays style beard is his most charming feature. I would be curious also to see what would happen after beating the living shit out of him, gagging him and tossing him into the core of an MRI machine turned all the way up. I have a feeling you pop that top off and those things look like a couple of week old cucumbers that sat out on the counter.

11:32 am December, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Courtney Coccks

11:35 am December, 2 tall guy said...

I feel sorry for her. Look at what his beastly personality has done. If my daughter (imagining for the moment that I had a daughter) ever dragged something like him through the front door I’d chase him right back out while swinging a baseball bat at his head.

11:41 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

As we await Ass Pear I give you, Kristen Bell.
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11:54 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

How’s the weather treating ya in your kneck of the woods?
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11:55 am December, 2 Vin Douchal said...

11:55 am December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ve always wanted to be under Kristen Bell…thanks Vin!

11:55 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

Fisthole is no Fist of Power. This fuccer isn’t even a runner-up.
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No, he’s just scrote dreck.

11:56 am December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Although I could have done without being under Weather Dude’s phallus.

11:58 am December, 2 Wheezer said...

“Afternoon Testosterone Storms”? Sounds like a circlejerk at the local Vegas pool.

11:58 am December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Also, in photo above, bleeth is giving Fisthole, “The Crimson Eye of Menses.”

11:59 am December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hate when I miss Haiku, I have so much pent up commenting….

12:01 pm December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What do you think this will make you smell like?
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http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/12/now-you-too-can-smell-like-kmart.html

12:20 pm December, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

As he pulled his knees even closer to his chest, Fisthole cursed that ether-soaked night in Bangkok when it seemed like such a good idea to have his bellybutton be the mouth of his Adrian Zmed tattoo.

5:18 pm December, 2 Stephanie said...

I told them to clean up the shit by the pool,not just the turd floating around in the pool,but the whole pool area.

7:43 pm December, 2 CB Popped said...

Kristen Bell fwap.

10:26 pm December, 2 Nostradouchus said...

This is what bulimia and and low self esteem do, people.

7:20 am December, 3 Douchble Helix said...

1. Wheezer amazes with his recall, and his Fist analysis.
2. Vin got destroyed unintentionally (the best kind) by The Weather Penis.
3. Market research on JWOW By K-Mart? I don’t believe it was conducted.
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Great thread, and the best of the day is with the links.

11:12 am December, 3 idfma said...

First of all, Vin, thank you, and wtf?!!?, respectively.
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Secondly, douche in the picture is looking less human and more ‘sleestack’–the tattoos give him a reptilian qualify that I find disturbing.

11:12 am December, 3 idfma said...

Okay, while he qualifies as a sleestack, I was going for ‘quality’…

10:28 pm December, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Aw Hell, I meant Mr. Walnuts got abused by the Weather Shlong.

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