Thursday, December 8, 2011
Froiest Fro: D.J. Froholio
From early October. Because D.J.s are annoying.
And because the Brothabags gotta get at least one Douchie Award they can call their own.
I’d like to make her other cheeks equally rosie
He’s no DJ. He’s singing Brotha Edgar’s “I’m Pretty” on Karaoke Night at the Wooly Wallbanger
Carrot Top wuz robbed.
I got no time for this creep. Fucking DJ’s with broom heads and sunburnt chicks make me thirsty for some more creamy Canadian lager and The Guess Who.
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Did you know that the Bridgestone Potenza RE050A high performance tires are on sale for $280.00 each for the front and $365.00 each for the back at Micky’s Tiretower on North Glendale and if you act right now you get two years of free rotations and balancing?
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Froholio knows. The sale price eats into his commission but he’s trying to make up for it in volume. And by volume I mean hair folicles per square centimeter.
This looks Canadian:
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Actually, he’s bald(ing) and he just took the bristles from an elementary school janitors broom, superglued them to a head peice and dyed them, to give him that pile of vertical scuzz o nhis head.
Her hat matches her bikini. She’s a bigger ‘bag than him.
@ Rev Chad, you said it best. You Saved My Soul. Stand Tall.
@Vin
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That’s me. And speaking of Canadian and since I’m as drunk as fuck and got my closets organized. May I present from my hometown. my brotha from anotha mother a commentary on the decline on of the American Empire which began lo those many decade ago. And I smoke the first of the new weed. Wow. Friggin anchor babies. Plutocracy without revolution is the demise of a strong culture.Plagos.
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Peace and felicitations brothas. And Nancy. Let it roll on Brother Marvin in Birmingham, Alabama.
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And LeeLee Sobieski, or some other soft & shiny young boobies thing should win the boobs award.
DJ Revvie Rev keepin the licks tight and bumps popping (trust me this is how they talk). Good choice. Can’t go wrong with Marvin.
Fuccen Canadians. Some day I’ll tell you guys what that means in So Cal code.
In the meantime, I like this guy’s ‘do. It reminds me of the scrub brush Mrs. Wedgie uses to polish the rims on her phat ride.
Which would be me.
If turned upsidedown, Froholio can be used as an industrial strength janitor mop.
I don’t know boss I say this guy was robbed.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/05/bag-nottabag-4/
I agree with Et Tu.
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His example is froier in the traditional sense.
Congratulations, Froholio. You can simultaneously defy both physics and good judgment.
Bleeth should win something too. “Best stomach pooch” and/or “Best makeup to hide the old, ugly face” or something…
Right on everybody, let’s hear another 3Oh!3 remix!
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Fuck you.
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He reminds me of those bristly things you keep by the front door to scrape your boots on. If they were shaped like Sonic the Hedgehog, I mean.
He’s what Grampa Sock put shaving cream on his face with.
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And balls.
Huh? Wha happened?
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I followed that guy’s link, then clicked on the HCwDB link, and I’m right back here again.
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Except now, there’s two of me.
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FUCK!
He’s got a great career selling Fuller Brushes door-to-door if he ever wants it.