Thursday, December 8, 2011

Froiest Fro: D.J. Froholio

From early October. Because D.J.s are annoying.

And because the Brothabags gotta get at least one Douchie Award they can call their own.

# posted by douchebag1
10:23 am December, 8 jonezy said...

I’d like to make her other cheeks equally rosie

10:37 am December, 8 Vin Douchal said...

He’s no DJ. He’s singing Brotha Edgar’s “I’m Pretty” on Karaoke Night at the Wooly Wallbanger

10:47 am December, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Carrot Top wuz robbed.

11:02 am December, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got no time for this creep. Fucking DJ’s with broom heads and sunburnt chicks make me thirsty for some more creamy Canadian lager and The Guess Who.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqT59dDf8EU&feature=related

11:07 am December, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Did you know that the Bridgestone Potenza RE050A high performance tires are on sale for $280.00 each for the front and $365.00 each for the back at Micky’s Tiretower on North Glendale and if you act right now you get two years of free rotations and balancing?
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Froholio knows. The sale price eats into his commission but he’s trying to make up for it in volume. And by volume I mean hair folicles per square centimeter.

11:12 am December, 8 Vin Douchal said...

This looks Canadian:
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11:23 am December, 8 troy tempest said...

Actually, he’s bald(ing) and he just took the bristles from an elementary school janitors broom, superglued them to a head peice and dyed them, to give him that pile of vertical scuzz o nhis head.

11:44 am December, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Her hat matches her bikini. She’s a bigger ‘bag than him.

11:49 am December, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Rev Chad, you said it best. You Saved My Soul. Stand Tall.

11:58 am December, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin
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That’s me. And speaking of Canadian and since I’m as drunk as fuck and got my closets organized. May I present from my hometown. my brotha from anotha mother a commentary on the decline on of the American Empire which began lo those many decade ago. And I smoke the first of the new weed. Wow. Friggin anchor babies. Plutocracy without revolution is the demise of a strong culture.Plagos.
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Peace and felicitations brothas. And Nancy. Let it roll on Brother Marvin in Birmingham, Alabama.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph0aELhsQoc&feature=related

12:02 pm December, 8 Douchble Helix said...

And LeeLee Sobieski, or some other soft & shiny young boobies thing should win the boobs award.

12:18 pm December, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

DJ Revvie Rev keepin the licks tight and bumps popping (trust me this is how they talk). Good choice. Can’t go wrong with Marvin.

12:53 pm December, 8 Wedgie said...

Fuccen Canadians. Some day I’ll tell you guys what that means in So Cal code.
In the meantime, I like this guy’s ‘do. It reminds me of the scrub brush Mrs. Wedgie uses to polish the rims on her phat ride.
Which would be me.

1:02 pm December, 8 CB Popped said...

If turned upsidedown, Froholio can be used as an industrial strength janitor mop.

1:04 pm December, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know boss I say this guy was robbed.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/05/bag-nottabag-4/

1:11 pm December, 8 hermit said...

I agree with Et Tu.
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His example is froier in the traditional sense.

2:49 pm December, 8 Ted Brogan said...

Congratulations, Froholio. You can simultaneously defy both physics and good judgment.

3:57 pm December, 8 Nostradouchus said...

Bleeth should win something too. “Best stomach pooch” and/or “Best makeup to hide the old, ugly face” or something…

11:51 pm December, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Right on everybody, let’s hear another 3Oh!3 remix!
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Fuck you.

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8:23 am December, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

He reminds me of those bristly things you keep by the front door to scrape your boots on. If they were shaped like Sonic the Hedgehog, I mean.

8:45 am December, 9 DarkSock said...

He’s what Grampa Sock put shaving cream on his face with.
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And balls.

9:32 am December, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Huh? Wha happened?
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I followed that guy’s link, then clicked on the HCwDB link, and I’m right back here again.
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Except now, there’s two of me.
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FUCK!

12:23 am December, 10 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s got a great career selling Fuller Brushes door-to-door if he ever wants it.

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